[sbu_large_image] Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Golden Venture
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Start:

    1. Butland (CHE)
    2. Schmeichel (WAT)

    and

    a. Dawson (mun)
    b. Williams (nor)

    Cheers

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      11 years, 2 days ago

      butland
      williams

      1. Golden Venture
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Cheers!

  2. Gunner77-
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Who is Sharon?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Legend

    2. Syd.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Dead team - 17th overall

    3. Top 210 Club
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Djemba is Sharon

      1. Gunner77-
        11 years, 2 days ago

        My Sharon a

    4. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Je Suis Sharon.

    5. Mark-O
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sharon is a T-bot sent by Skynet from the future to infiltrate in 2015 and destroy those active users with her miraculously high double digit ranking in FPL.

      Vardy(c) every GW, 0 transfers. Like a boss.

    6. Zombie
      11 years, 2 days ago

      She is the quick and the dead..she is the one with basic instinct..she is the woman!

    7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      She's filth

    8. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ariel. Swapped career from killing Palestines to fantasy footy...

  3. Steirish
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Play Francis or Williams?

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Williams, if Swans get a CS, he'll hoover up the BPS

      1. BIG TONES
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Waited two months for this to happen with Williams and ditched him. Good luck though

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Have you got a poster of him?

    2. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Here's a cookie.

      1. S.Kuqi
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Thanks mate 🙂

      2. Pariße
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Jax, as I promised I'm going to ask you for captain suggestios this GW 🙂
        De Bruyne, Vardy, Mahrez or Alexis?

        1. Jax
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Alexis

          1. Pariße
            11 years, 2 days ago

            thank you 🙂

    3. Piggs Boson
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I started with him 😎

      1. S.Kuqi
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I didn't 😀

  4. For Fuchs Sake
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Who's going with KDB as captain?

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Jafooli.

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Huh? Speak English boy!!! 🙂

        1. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 2 days ago

          ^ Ban this one Jafooli

    2. DameCorp
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yep

  5. Lone Wolf FPL
    11 years, 2 days ago

    KDB+Vardy for Hazard+Berahino for -4:
    A) yes
    B) no

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      11 years, 2 days ago

      yes

  6. BIG TONES
    11 years, 2 days ago

    So how bad are Villa at the back? Haven't watched any of their matches this year

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Not terrible, not great. I sense things will go terribly from now on.

      1. BIG TONES
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Hmmm Bony

    2. Root
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Attacking is a bigger problem for them. Kolarov (C)

      1. KT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Did this last week= disaster (missed pen)

        1. Root
          11 years, 2 days ago

          🙁

    3. Kaki Tido
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bad but not as bad as Sunderland or Norwich. Probably Chelsea level of bad.

  7. KeepCalm
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Bony or Vardy cap?

    1. Bob.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bony

    2. Neto
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Jamie

  8. Kaki Tido
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Just watched a highlight of Aston Villa vs Man City(Mark Hughes era) and Agbonlahor scored a hat-trick. Now he can't even hit a barn door. How time flies...

    1. BIG TONES
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Was never that great to be fair. I do remember that game though

      1. Kaki Tido
        11 years, 2 days ago

        But I think Remi Garde might come good for them. Good record with young players plus many are French speakers too.

        1. BIG TONES
          11 years, 2 days ago

          They should score more if it's a Garde team, duno about their defence though as I haven't watched them play

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Time flies like an arrow
      Fruit flies like a banana

      Again

  9. Zombie
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Too late to say "my favorite article"? (even without reading it)

    1. Sjaugen
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Is this sass I'm hearing?

      1. Zombie
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Too subtle, was I?

  10. Antonio J
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Repost. Who to captain?
    A Mane
    B Kane
    C Mahrez
    Thoughts appreciated

  11. Sz21
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Theres going to be a few very smart people on here as the GW unfolds... saying.. I told ye so!!!

    What are those people saying now?
    Need to decide on my Capt.

  12. Carcetti
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Payet or Ighalo?

  13. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    I can see 3 goals from Lecester and Vardy beat record, but who gets more points Vardy or Mahrez?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      You posted this already.

  14. MIKEY BORO
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Should I captain De Bruyne or Bony?

    1. Root
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yes

      1. MIKEY BORO
        11 years, 2 days ago

        ?

  15. thep025
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Who else is going with Sterling as captain? Thoughts?

    1. Gunner77-
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Form and fixtures, yes.

    2. Root
      11 years, 2 days ago

      MrReilly

  16. GreennRed
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Hart
    Moreno, Williams
    Sanchez, Willian, Payet, Mahrez (C), De Bruyne
    Ighalo, Costa, Vardy
    McCarthy, Oxford, Bellerin, Darmian

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      That's a squad.

  17. boredjames
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Watford are a far better defensive unit than Villa. And Man City are a far better attacking force then Leicester. So Bony (c) looks obvious to me.

    1. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      The same Bony who couldn't hit a barndoor with a banjo v leaky Norwich?

      1. boredjames
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Yeah, but he was fantastic midweek

    2. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 2 days ago

      It does. Best captain option by distance

    3. GreennRed
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Villa have a new manager. An ex defender / defensive mid 😉

      Parking the bus.

  18. Stats Don\'t Lie
    11 years, 2 days ago

    who's a better pick? smalling or moreno?

    1. Gunner77-
      11 years, 2 days ago

      smalling

    2. Zombie
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Smalling

  19. mattzkn
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Free transfer and 0.4 ITB. My back line is:

    Cedric, Bertrand, Moreno, Jaanmat, Ward

    Who should i bring in?

    1. captaincuddles
      11 years, 2 days ago

      No one save the transfer

  20. captaincuddles
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Pick one of each please :

    Williams or Evans
    Mata or gomis
    Captain mane or sanchez

    Cheers

  21. Captain Shirokov
    11 years, 2 days ago

    2 fts, who do I get rid of?

    Martial
    Bellerin
    Darmian
    Prodl

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      11 years, 2 days ago

      How much ITB?

      1. Captain Shirokov
        11 years, 2 days ago

        5m

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Darmian > Rojo

          Save the other and do Martial > Agüero in a week or so.

    2. Optimus.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Martial as he might play

  22. Syd.
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Sharon (c)

    Anyone with me?

    1. Piggs Boson
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Feckin Sharon...

    2. toerag
      11 years, 2 days ago

      lol

  23. MIKEY BORO
    11 years, 2 days ago

    How are we listening to Granville in the podcast? Clearly he has zero knowledge of football. He sold Mahrez and Countinho last week, for god's sake.

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Selling Mahrez was weird but you can understand the Coutinho one.

    2. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      LOL

    3. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Shut up.

    4. Piggs Boson
      11 years, 2 days ago

      If you have everyone agreeing the scoutcast it would be boring. Granville is the entertaining friction.

  24. the dom 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    KDB or Mahrez for Cpt?

    Or Vardy???

    Help please?

    1. toerag
      11 years, 2 days ago

      HAHAHAHAH

      1. toerag
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Just keep reding - last 12 pages have been this 🙂

    2. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Who do think will score most?

  25. PURPLE-RONNIE
    11 years, 2 days ago

    So play butland or Ruddy?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 days ago

      butland

  26. Mark-O
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Hands up if your FPL ranking is below Sharon.

    o/

    1. Je suis le chat
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bad and all as some of us are (670k), we'll surely pass her after the dgws.

  27. OptimusBlack
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Who to bench ?

    A- Mane

    B- Pelle

  28. The Mandalorian
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Ghost teams from now on could be called 'Sharons' after the queen of ghost ships.

    1. toerag
      11 years, 2 days ago

      nice

    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      This.

  29. Je suis le chat
    11 years, 2 days ago

    I wonder has anyone been really successful just captaining a defender/keeper.

    1. Mark-O
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Kolarov last week.. zero.

      1. Je suis le chat
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Could be Kolas week this with Sterling back.