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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

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  1. Ziro Becomes One
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Anybody else want to post lineups?

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      10 years, 6 months ago

      o/

  2. VS10_
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Smalling... ffs

  3. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Really fancy Lanzini to be the Dgw star

  4. Gazpilicueta
    10 years, 6 months ago

    alright, I will be watching the chelsea game, because I am a chelsea fan, and Triple Captained Hazard. should I put the west ham game on a second screen? or just chill here for updates?

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Updates is more exciting

    2. Jazz!
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I'm sure you'd like to see the Andy Carroll show.

      1. Gazpilicueta
        10 years, 6 months ago

        I would but the Hazard show will take spot number 1

  5. Your Mum's Athletic
    10 years, 6 months ago

    @FantasyFootyFix

    Darmian off. 5% ownership in top 1000.

    Top 1000

    Payet 59.5%
    Carroll 15.6%
    Hazard 7.5%
    Martial 3.1%
    Sturridge 2.9%

    Captain % Overall (live teams)

    Payet 21.9%
    Kane 10%
    Aguero 7.6%
    Carroll 6.9%
    Sturridge 6.6%
    Martial 5.4%
    Lukaku 5.2%
    Hazard 3.2%

    18.2% Overall own the injured Martial.

  6. TheSteel
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Will Defoe break his spell of 2 (both vs Villa) home goals in the last 13?

    1. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Will score twice today

    2. Sjaugen
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Sure. He is a member of the hatty in 2016 club

  7. Sjaugen
    10 years, 6 months ago

    FFS Smalling has wasted too many opportunities. Worst forward ever

  8. Eden Azzzar
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Any other hazard cappers out there I'm worried I made the wrong decision

    1. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Triple captained him...

      1. Eden Azzzar
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Brave, good luck to you

      2. Aiders
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Same here

      3. kennethrhcp
        10 years, 6 months ago

        me too 🙂 gamble time

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Trple C man, keep the faith 🙂

    3. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard circle unite!!

  9. RÏɠBY
    10 years, 6 months ago

    is roonpig playing?

    1. KingNidge
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Well he's on the pitch

      1. RÏɠBY
        10 years, 6 months ago

        LOL

  10. Lynxy
    10 years, 6 months ago

    MUN defending worse than NOR

  11. Pochecinno
    10 years, 6 months ago

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. Hotdogs for Tea
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Don't write Swansea off quite yet, a few players with a point to prove and speed on the flanks.

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    10 years, 6 months ago

    This is one of the worst games I have seen for a while

    1. Royal5
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Agreed

    2. Pochecinno
      10 years, 6 months ago

      What, there's a game on?

  14. SweeSwee
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Imagine the strength of will required to make footballers play such dull football. LVG surely an underrated genius.

  15. Fred54
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Isn't something supposed to happen?

  16. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Pedro and Rashford no shows for me. Booo

    1. Fred54
      10 years, 6 months ago

      How many hits this week RS?

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 6 months ago

        -12

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      how many hits?

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Hopefully no shows for the second game too. Ozil and Sanchez to come in

  17. Jazz!
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Cmon Fabregas!!! Outscore Hazard

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I own both 😎

      1. VS10_
        10 years, 6 months ago

        This

    2. kingozil-The Germans once a…
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks for your help man the other day. However the team is pretty similar to the scouts. I assumed they won't take Townsend or Aguero and they ended up taking both.

  18. thunder_mike
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Transferred out Lanzini to get Carroll, Lanzini haul incoming!

    1. Royal5
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Fingers crossed.

    2. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Get in!

    3. Fred54
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Well under those circumstances you are forgiven.

      Had Lanzini on GW32 WC, hasn't done a lot since. But he's here now and he's playing twice hopefully!

  19. Bubz
    10 years, 6 months ago

    That Chelsea lineup is their beastmode lineup from last season.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      But late tho

      1. Bubz
        10 years, 6 months ago

        First time Iv owned Chelsea players for months so it suits me fine

    2. Sjaugen
      10 years, 6 months ago

      GET IN

      1. Chenku╰☆╮
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Yessssssssssssss

  20. Thomas Magnum
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Borough making sure that there's plenty of stoppage time for Brighton to score in lol

  21. VS10_
    10 years, 6 months ago

    My brother left Cresswell as a 3rd sub accidentally. 15 pointer coming 🙂

    1. Cesc's old mullet
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Let's hope so

  22. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard (TC), Willian, Costa, Cresswell, Payet and Carroll

    It's going to be a nervous 4pm to 6pm

  23. Eden Azzzar
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Smalling on for any baps I know it's a bit early to be asking

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 6 months ago

      No chance

    2. Bubz
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Nope

    3. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Don't think so

    4. Cesc's old mullet
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Check here : http://anewpla.net/fpl/live/

    5. Sjaugen
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Goal or bust

    6. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Why does Valencia have too spoil everything

  24. Cesc's old mullet
    10 years, 6 months ago

    I'm getting into the fantasy Euros, and I was looking for a place where I would see the stats of national teams. I found this on the UEFA website : http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/season=2016/teams/team=47/squad/index.html, but it only displays goals score, and I'm looking for assists as well.

    Any idea where I might find this?

    1. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      which site will you use?

  25. Pedram
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Zzzzz

  26. Royal5
    10 years, 6 months ago

    United really don't deserve top 4. Been a dreadful watch this season.

  27. Thomas Magnum
    10 years, 6 months ago

    When you realize that the United game is only up to the 70th minute...

  28. Eden Hazardous
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Valencia bossing the BAPS

  29. Gazpilicueta
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Everyone who is super bored by ManU Norwich, dont worry, this afternoon is gonna be amazing. West Ham and Chelsea to score 9 goals between them......

  30. Dušan Citizen
    10 years, 6 months ago

    DDG on 2 bonus