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7 May 2016 1131 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. gruffyboy
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    This game is truly horrible

  2. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    .@hazardeden10: 'I really enjoyed Monday’s game but hopefully today we can take all three points.'

    Come on capitano!

    1. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lol love it. I checked out Deeney's twitter and insta too to see what kind of mood hes in before i got
      him

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Triple captaaaaain

  3. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    lol

  4. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I hate that

  5. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    ROONEY, COULDN'T U FINISH IT?!

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It doesnt Ma'ta 😉

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yes it is, I've got Rooney

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          🙂

        2. il Brutto
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Take the points and be happy.

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Ok

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Got an assist, chill

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Would get all 3 bonus if he scored

  6. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    That makes me so mad

  7. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Goodbye Norwich.

  8. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  9. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Double West Ham defense with Reid and Ogbonna...keep it tight guys.

  10. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Who was that starting on Rooney?!

  11. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Simple chance and Rooney doesn't have the confidence to take it

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Did pretty well still though

  12. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Yesss! Still been a dreadful performance but atleast we got the goal.

    1. Eskimooo
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Dreadful side with arguably the most clueless manager to ever grace English football .

  13. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Slightly regret Carroll Tc over Payet. Can anyone just tell me it's going to be ok. That would be great :/

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Its going to be ok

      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Thx Bae

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Payet is going to get a massive haul I hope. Sorry he's my TC

      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I can feel it too :-O

    3. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Hattrick at least today 😀

    4. Puncheon Guly
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It'll be fine*

      *Probably^

      ^Hopefully"

      "Maybe

    5. semiconductor
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      he is my captain. he will score today (hopefully)

  14. Chenku╰☆╮
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Score norwich score!!!

  15. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    lol @ non Mata owners.

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      You captained him?

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Nah, brought him in though.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Epic Success! 😉

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Wow, well done sir!

  16. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney just denied me a Valencia assist.. damn him

  17. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    This game gave me butt cancer

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      46 inch screen up there will do that

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Doesn't even tough the sides.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          touch* but tough could work.

        2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Maybe old trafford is up there...

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      You should no better than to mess with Butthead

  18. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mbokani is an expert at triangle-head headers in improbable directions.

  19. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Triple man united defence - hold on please.

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😯

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Which 3, may I ask?

      1. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        DDG, Mike Smalling and Valencia.

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      All of them on the pitch!?

      1. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yes. DDG, Mike smalling and Valencia

    4. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Oh wow nice one!

  20. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Curious as to which Everton which shows up today

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The Chilean team?

    2. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The one where Barkley and Kaku go mental 😀

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        lol good one. Barkley being a good FPL asset

  21. Meinhoff
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Alex Neill constantly spitting wtf, you'll be doing that in the Championship, good riddance

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      He doesn't know what else to do. Another bland interview coming up.

  22. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    CMON REDMOND!

  23. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    COME ON NORWICH!!!

  24. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I did play with the idea of Juam Mata for exactly 9 minutes during the course of the week.

    #captainforesight

    😎

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sadly can't write this in the Rough Smooth HT. 🙁

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Must have been all that grass consumption.

  25. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rooney thanks son 🙂 x

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      You've got him also?

  26. Sif
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mata loves playing Norwich

  27. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    United play like garbage for 70% of the match get one very average goal and now they are about to get a spot in the Champions League

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      #Clutch

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😎

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I doubt it.

    4. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      They better not. That a crime against football

  28. borat
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    what will be avg score this gw.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      102

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Confirmed.

    2. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      4

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      76

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      17.38

  29. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Please score Norwich.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No thanks

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No thanks

  30. JogaSemmedo
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Seen Mata name suggested on here a few times this week & every time advised not to go there. Hope those asking went with their instinct!

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      He's in my team. But I'm sure my gameweek is all downhill from here. That's how it seems to go every week.