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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. gruffyboy
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This game is truly horrible

  2. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    .@hazardeden10: 'I really enjoyed Monday’s game but hopefully today we can take all three points.'

    Come on capitano!

    1. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol love it. I checked out Deeney's twitter and insta too to see what kind of mood hes in before i got
      him

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Triple captaaaaain

  3. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    lol

  4. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I hate that

  5. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    ROONEY, COULDN'T U FINISH IT?!

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It doesnt Ma'ta 😉

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yes it is, I've got Rooney

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

        2. il Brutto
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Take the points and be happy.

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Ok

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Got an assist, chill

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Would get all 3 bonus if he scored

  6. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    That makes me so mad

  7. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Goodbye Norwich.

  8. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  9. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Double West Ham defense with Reid and Ogbonna...keep it tight guys.

  10. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who was that starting on Rooney?!

  11. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Simple chance and Rooney doesn't have the confidence to take it

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Did pretty well still though

  12. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Yesss! Still been a dreadful performance but atleast we got the goal.

    1. Eskimooo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Dreadful side with arguably the most clueless manager to ever grace English football .

  13. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Slightly regret Carroll Tc over Payet. Can anyone just tell me it's going to be ok. That would be great :/

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Its going to be ok

      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thx Bae

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Payet is going to get a massive haul I hope. Sorry he's my TC

      1. Clintymints
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I can feel it too :-O

    3. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hattrick at least today 😀

    4. Puncheon Guly
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It'll be fine*

      *Probably^

      ^Hopefully"

      "Maybe

    5. semiconductor
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      he is my captain. he will score today (hopefully)

  14. Chenku╰☆╮
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Score norwich score!!!

  15. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    lol @ non Mata owners.

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You captained him?

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Nah, brought him in though.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Epic Success! 😉

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wow, well done sir!

  16. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney just denied me a Valencia assist.. damn him

  17. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This game gave me butt cancer

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      46 inch screen up there will do that

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Doesn't even tough the sides.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          touch* but tough could work.

        2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Maybe old trafford is up there...

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You should no better than to mess with Butthead

  18. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mbokani is an expert at triangle-head headers in improbable directions.

  19. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Triple man united defence - hold on please.

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😯

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Which 3, may I ask?

      1. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        DDG, Mike Smalling and Valencia.

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      All of them on the pitch!?

      1. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yes. DDG, Mike smalling and Valencia

    4. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Oh wow nice one!

  20. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Curious as to which Everton which shows up today

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The Chilean team?

    2. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The one where Barkley and Kaku go mental 😀

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lol good one. Barkley being a good FPL asset

  21. Meinhoff
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Alex Neill constantly spitting wtf, you'll be doing that in the Championship, good riddance

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He doesn't know what else to do. Another bland interview coming up.

  22. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    CMON REDMOND!

  23. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    COME ON NORWICH!!!

  24. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I did play with the idea of Juam Mata for exactly 9 minutes during the course of the week.

    #captainforesight

    😎

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sadly can't write this in the Rough Smooth HT. 🙁

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Must have been all that grass consumption.

  25. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney thanks son 🙂 x

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You've got him also?

  26. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mata loves playing Norwich

  27. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    United play like garbage for 70% of the match get one very average goal and now they are about to get a spot in the Champions League

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      #Clutch

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😎

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I doubt it.

    4. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They better not. That a crime against football

  28. borat
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    what will be avg score this gw.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      102

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Confirmed.

    2. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      4

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      76

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      17.38

  29. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Please score Norwich.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No thanks

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No thanks

  30. JogaSemmedo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Seen Mata name suggested on here a few times this week & every time advised not to go there. Hope those asking went with their instinct!

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He's in my team. But I'm sure my gameweek is all downhill from here. That's how it seems to go every week.