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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

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  1. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Any reason why no Rashford or Martial?

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Martial injured in warm up. Rashford rested

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Because Rooney is better 😉

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rested and injured

    4. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Martial got injured in warm up. Rash rested

    5. EmreCan Hustle
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Martial injured in warm up. Rashford left out altogether I think.

  2. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Not feeling to great right now.
    25 points ahead and my rival TC'd hazard.
    All u could do this morning was captain Carroll.

    Pray and hope I suppose.

  3. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Ruin that clean sheet Norwich

  4. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    HOLDDDDDDDDD

  5. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm no United fan, but I would love Man City to lose to Arsenal and limp to 5th place and the Europa League.

    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Me too. So that Pep can manage in UEL and not UCL

    2. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      So they will win the Europa League?

    3. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It'll mean LVG stays. Let's hope it happens

      1. Clump
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        ^ 🙂

  6. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Jeremo yet again a success

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Any team that starts Jerome needs to be relegated

    2. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sadly never paired up with a striker called Robson.

  7. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Please don't mess this up lads

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Please. SO NERVOUS.

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You jinxed it. 🙁

  8. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who's on for the baps ?

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mata - 3
      Valencia - 2
      DDG, Herrera - 1

  9. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Nice United CS incoming 😀

  10. thunder_mike
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I have Smalling, but so do rivals and they have doubled up on Utd defense, kinda want a Norwich goal.

  11. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I own Smalling, but for the love of God, please win this Norwich

  12. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia on for baps is terrible. Please somebody do something.

  13. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    No BAPs for Smalling, meh.

  14. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    De Gea sneaking a BAP 😎

  15. Mull
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    My triple captain actually did something! 😯

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Who?

      1. Mull
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Rooney.

    2. EmreCan Hustle
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mata?

  16. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Lol @ Boro Coach

    Pathetic behaviour

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Exactly what just happened

  17. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone watching the Borough - Brighton game?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It's finished.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah I'm a bit behind because I'm streaming it lol

  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Boro promoted

  19. Mark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 19 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Surely there's a place for Naismith in this Norwich team. Just don't get it. He was surely signed as their solution to scoring goals?

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sometimes managers do the weirdest things to prove their the bosses

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He can't be worse than Jerome, I don't think thats physically possible

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 19 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Well he's not...he's not got the physical presence but, he proved at Everton when he got the chance, he's a goalscorer. I just don't understand why he was signed to sit on the bench - they clearly got that signing - a key signing, very very wrong.

        That, and the Klose injury - which was very cruel - has cost them.

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Alex Neil doesn't have a clue.

    4. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Actuality bright without the ball too

    5. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Chelsea Hatrick.
      Scores on Norwich debut.
      Can't get a game :s

    6. Danno - Emre Canada
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah, poor chap, he probably thought after his Chelsea hattrick a decent season was incoming.

  20. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Smalling is so overpriced 🙁

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      In a world with Defoe and Carroll, we can afford him

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Was hoping for some BAPS though

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      CaSh = CS

  21. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Depay is such a waste of space

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      And money

  22. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Lol @ the Middlesborough fans

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      They just get promoted to the PL

      Let them celebrate

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Had there flares ready for as soon as the whistle went haha

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      pitch invasion?

  23. Worzel Gummidge
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Total benching headache GW38.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Agreed

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Spoilt for choice but there will be a few players rotated

  24. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How much did United pay for Depay? Flop of the year surely.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Of the year?

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Season

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Surely more then just this season

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Errr....that honour surely goes to Raheem

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Not really...

      2. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Sterlings been better than Depay

      3. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Depay has been worse imo.

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Sterling cost 20m more

    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      £32 million

      Sterling hasn't exactly set the world alight

    4. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sterling the biggest waste of money

    5. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Same amount as the Leicester City starting first 11 cost

  25. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Welcome Jordan Rhodes to the premier league

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Meh

  26. Mark-O
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone has CBJ?

  27. jmcclory123
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Depay is so bad

  28. Swan - Villa Proud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Really hope Brighton win the playoffs. Would LOVE to see them in the PL

    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I prefer Sheffield Wednesday

  29. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Burnley!!!

    That is all.

  30. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Schneiderlin is wasted at United. He would have been so effective at either Arsenal or Spurs