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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Any reason why no Rashford or Martial?

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Martial injured in warm up. Rashford rested

    2. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Because Rooney is better 😉

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Rested and injured

    4. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Martial got injured in warm up. Rash rested

    5. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Martial injured in warm up. Rashford left out altogether I think.

  2. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Not feeling to great right now.
    25 points ahead and my rival TC'd hazard.
    All u could do this morning was captain Carroll.

    Pray and hope I suppose.

  3. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Ruin that clean sheet Norwich

  4. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    HOLDDDDDDDDD

  5. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I'm no United fan, but I would love Man City to lose to Arsenal and limp to 5th place and the Europa League.

    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Me too. So that Pep can manage in UEL and not UCL

    2. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      So they will win the Europa League?

    3. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It'll mean LVG stays. Let's hope it happens

      1. Clump
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        ^ 🙂

  6. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Jeremo yet again a success

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Any team that starts Jerome needs to be relegated

    2. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sadly never paired up with a striker called Robson.

  7. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Please don't mess this up lads

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Please. SO NERVOUS.

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      You jinxed it. 🙁

  8. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Who's on for the baps ?

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Mata - 3
      Valencia - 2
      DDG, Herrera - 1

  9. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Nice United CS incoming 😀

  10. thunder_mike
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I have Smalling, but so do rivals and they have doubled up on Utd defense, kinda want a Norwich goal.

  11. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I own Smalling, but for the love of God, please win this Norwich

  12. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Valencia on for baps is terrible. Please somebody do something.

  13. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    No BAPs for Smalling, meh.

  14. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    De Gea sneaking a BAP 😎

  15. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    My triple captain actually did something! 😯

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Who?

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Rooney.

    2. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Mata?

  16. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Lol @ Boro Coach

    Pathetic behaviour

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Exactly what just happened

  17. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone watching the Borough - Brighton game?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It's finished.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah I'm a bit behind because I'm streaming it lol

  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Boro promoted

  19. Mark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 19 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Surely there's a place for Naismith in this Norwich team. Just don't get it. He was surely signed as their solution to scoring goals?

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Sometimes managers do the weirdest things to prove their the bosses

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      He can't be worse than Jerome, I don't think thats physically possible

      1. Mark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 19 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Well he's not...he's not got the physical presence but, he proved at Everton when he got the chance, he's a goalscorer. I just don't understand why he was signed to sit on the bench - they clearly got that signing - a key signing, very very wrong.

        That, and the Klose injury - which was very cruel - has cost them.

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Alex Neil doesn't have a clue.

    4. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Actuality bright without the ball too

    5. Sif
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Chelsea Hatrick.
      Scores on Norwich debut.
      Can't get a game :s

    6. Danno - Emre Canada
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah, poor chap, he probably thought after his Chelsea hattrick a decent season was incoming.

  20. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Smalling is so overpriced 🙁

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      In a world with Defoe and Carroll, we can afford him

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Was hoping for some BAPS though

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      CaSh = CS

  21. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Depay is such a waste of space

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      And money

  22. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Lol @ the Middlesborough fans

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      They just get promoted to the PL

      Let them celebrate

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Had there flares ready for as soon as the whistle went haha

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      pitch invasion?

  23. Worzel Gummidge
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Total benching headache GW38.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Agreed

      2. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Spoilt for choice but there will be a few players rotated

    • Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      How much did United pay for Depay? Flop of the year surely.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Of the year?

        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Season

          1. Thomas Magnum
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Surely more then just this season

      2. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Errr....that honour surely goes to Raheem

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Not really...

        2. Jazz!
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Sterlings been better than Depay

        3. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Depay has been worse imo.

          1. Pochecinno
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Sterling cost 20m more

      3. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        £32 million

        Sterling hasn't exactly set the world alight

      4. Swan - Villa Proud
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Sterling the biggest waste of money

      5. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Same amount as the Leicester City starting first 11 cost

    • Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Welcome Jordan Rhodes to the premier league

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Meh

    • Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone has CBJ?

    • jmcclory123
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Depay is so bad

    • Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Really hope Brighton win the playoffs. Would LOVE to see them in the PL

      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I prefer Sheffield Wednesday

    • Sif
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Burnley!!!

      That is all.

    • Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Schneiderlin is wasted at United. He would have been so effective at either Arsenal or Spurs