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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Stick that in your pipe Alex Neill you pea headed Grant Mitchell lookalike

    1. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😀

  2. Aston-villain
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Is Hazard starting?

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yep

      1. Aston-villain
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Wicked

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      he is, and he finally back from his 8 month sabbatical too

    3. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Oui

  3. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    any news for rashford?

    1. Kun Tozser
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Didn't LVG say he would be rested ?

  4. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ship Norwich for Burnley for a hit?

  5. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    forgot to activate TC 🙁

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Activate it now just incase. That's what I've done.

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        on Sanchez vs NOR ?

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Villa ffs 🙂

          1. Siva Mohan
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            excellent 🙂

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I think he's the easy choice, but if I still need a differential I might just go leftfield.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Mine is going on Sanchez vs Villa next week

    3. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      no worry.. you can be the happiest man after this GW.. Go Alexis next week

  6. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Thank you for double cs Van Gaal!! Get in!!

  7. Christina.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Not much FPL prospects in the Middles borough side.

    The keeper is some 37 yr old Greek dude.

    😕

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We better hope a non nailed on defender takes penalties otherwise we won't have anything to complain about 🙁

    2. Lovren an elevator
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed. And with Rhodes not starting today, I don't think he's appealing, not enough goals this season anyway id want a championship striker with minimum 20 goals.
      Maybe Ayala or friend tho, if they rotate well with another differential def?

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        🙂

      2. Christina.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, this Gray guy from Burnley is the blue eyed boy, but he looks to fat and slow for the PL if you ask me.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Thanks Christina ,

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            he's off my bargain hunt list

        2. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Deeney's been OK.

        3. Lovren an elevator
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I think Vokes looks a little more suited for the premiership

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Gaston looks great value, do he may only have been on loan from Southampton

  8. Lovren an elevator
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So with Middlesbrough promoted, early predictions for play off champions?
    I'm going for hull

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Any exciting prospects from Brighton tho?
        Maybe Dunk or Hemed?

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      With you , Hull

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I hope so, Robertson looks like a potential good differential.
        Maybe Hernandez too?

  9. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    YUS

    CMON!!!!!!!

    4th is still alive!

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Double cleanie banked is nice too.

    2. Eskimooo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Dreadful side , even worse manager

      1. Lateriser 12
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I wish he leaves this year. Doesn't mean i don't cheer for my team 🙂

    3. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wasn't long ago when United fans would laugh at others getting excited about 4th 🙂

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This

      2. Lateriser 12
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I know. Goes around comes around 🙂

  10. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    2 x CS

    12 points in the bag

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *high five*

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Easy pickings !

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      also 2 BAPS for me 🙂

  11. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Sakho > A.Valencia (-4) Success!!!

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Boom.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Great start to the BB!

  12. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Easiet clean sheet of the season.

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Disagree

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      you must have missed a few villa performances..

    3. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Against relegable team, its never given

  13. siweltrebor87
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Triple Man United worked a treat.

    DDG, Smalling, Valencia, shaping up to be 20 points from three.

  14. GoonerByron
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    De Gea Smalling.. Clean sheet check!

    Hazard, Fab, Cresswell, Lanzini, Payet PVA, Kaboul, Defoe (c) all starting check!!

  15. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    LVG showing Delia he can make a meal of it too.

  16. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Didn't DDG have 3 saves? I think they missed one airball. He still saved it no?

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes, he did

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I hope you are right

    3. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Assume they missed it, like you say

  17. Tshelby
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Is it likely that Rojo keeps his BP?

    1. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hopefully, that Herrera miss shot off target drop him down to tie with Rojo.
      Could all change though, fingers crossed.

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Deductions to come

  18. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Andre gray next season... straight in my basket

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Even if he is 7?

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yes, I feel like over the years promoted strikers tend to prove good value. Gray looks like the one for next year.

        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I would rather get Wilson from bournemouth.

      2. Sif
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Promoted strikers, even top scores always about 6?

  19. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Double CS 🙂

  20. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Juan Mata is the kind of bloke you could bring home to meet your mum

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Unlike Wayne Rooney.....

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He would only end up banging her

        1. Numb
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Exactly my point!

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            🙂

        2. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Nah...she's too young

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      As long as he doesn't bring Rooney with him

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        See above

    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I always thought you were that way inclined.

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You would smash his back door clean in don't kid yourself

        1. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          😆

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            🙂

    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'd bring Suarez around for dinner.

    5. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah - one of the nice guys

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Really is an absolute gent

  21. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    13 from 3 any good?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Very bad.

  22. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    90 minutes 4 attempts on target...

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3 points

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      25% conversion. 😎

  23. united07
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling 20 bps
    Rojo 28 bps

    Can someone explain this?
    Rojo won 1 header all game while Smalling won over a dozen..

    1. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A couple of missed chances from Smalling, but not sure if that covers this gulf

    2. GreatCarragherReef
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i was thinking that, how doesn't he get a bonus there

    3. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not sure. But when I looked at Smalling after 53 mins he was on minus 1.

  24. FPL Notebook (John)
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Nice solid start - 1 player - 1 cs - 6 points - onwards!

  25. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    12 (-12) | 2/22 played 😎

  26. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    pedro not starting.. disappointing. but the day has started very well indeed. Triple man united defence coming through with the goods.

  27. siweltrebor87
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I really hope Carroll gets benched and blanks today!

    1. Sylas
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He can't get benched and blank at the same time! He's playing, anyway... 😛

    2. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Got a nice sofa handy?

    3. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      well you're out of luck
      😛

  28. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rhodes won't cut it in the Prem, he really isn't that good

    1. Eskimooo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He's decent

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yes he is, but decent isn't enough in the Prem

  29. GreatCarragherReef
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    rival has darmian and i have smalling. gap closed to 13...

    1. GreatCarragherReef
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      havent been this excited in a while, c'mon andy!

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Cheers

      Keep us updated.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hey, give a man a bone wont you

  30. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Captain Martial was a fail again. Also played Fosu Mensah and LVG brought on CBJ for Darmian. Sickening stuff