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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Stick that in your pipe Alex Neill you pea headed Grant Mitchell lookalike

    1. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😀

  2. Aston-villain
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    Is Hazard starting?

    1. KingNidge
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      Yep

      1. Aston-villain
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Wicked

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      he is, and he finally back from his 8 month sabbatical too

    3. TheTinman
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      Oui

  3. money face bandwagon
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    any news for rashford?

    1. Kun Tozser
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      Didn't LVG say he would be rested ?

  4. El-Kloppico
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Ship Norwich for Burnley for a hit?

  5. Siva Mohan
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    forgot to activate TC 🙁

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Activate it now just incase. That's what I've done.

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        on Sanchez vs NOR ?

        1. Ziro Becomes One
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          9 years, 10 months ago

          Villa ffs 🙂

          1. Siva Mohan
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            excellent 🙂

        2. Epic Fail
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          9 years, 10 months ago

          I think he's the easy choice, but if I still need a differential I might just go leftfield.

    2. Revival
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Mine is going on Sanchez vs Villa next week

    3. El-Kloppico
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      no worry.. you can be the happiest man after this GW.. Go Alexis next week

  6. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Thank you for double cs Van Gaal!! Get in!!

  7. Christina.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Not much FPL prospects in the Middles borough side.

    The keeper is some 37 yr old Greek dude.

    😕

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      We better hope a non nailed on defender takes penalties otherwise we won't have anything to complain about 🙁

    2. Lovren an elevator
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed. And with Rhodes not starting today, I don't think he's appealing, not enough goals this season anyway id want a championship striker with minimum 20 goals.
      Maybe Ayala or friend tho, if they rotate well with another differential def?

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        🙂

      2. Christina.
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, this Gray guy from Burnley is the blue eyed boy, but he looks to fat and slow for the PL if you ask me.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Thanks Christina ,

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            he's off my bargain hunt list

        2. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Deeney's been OK.

        3. Lovren an elevator
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          I think Vokes looks a little more suited for the premiership

    3. Revival
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      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Gaston looks great value, do he may only have been on loan from Southampton

  8. Lovren an elevator
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    So with Middlesbrough promoted, early predictions for play off champions?
    I'm going for hull

    1. Epic Fail
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Brighton

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 10 Years
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        Any exciting prospects from Brighton tho?
        Maybe Dunk or Hemed?

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      With you , Hull

      1. Lovren an elevator
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        I hope so, Robertson looks like a potential good differential.
        Maybe Hernandez too?

  9. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    YUS

    CMON!!!!!!!

    4th is still alive!

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Double cleanie banked is nice too.

    2. Eskimooo
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      Dreadful side , even worse manager

      1. Lateriser 12
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        I wish he leaves this year. Doesn't mean i don't cheer for my team 🙂

    3. Pochecinno
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      Wasn't long ago when United fans would laugh at others getting excited about 4th 🙂

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        This

      2. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I know. Goes around comes around 🙂

  10. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    2 x CS

    12 points in the bag

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      *high five*

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Easy pickings !

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      also 2 BAPS for me 🙂

  11. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sakho > A.Valencia (-4) Success!!!

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Boom.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Great start to the BB!

  12. Fergietime
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Easiet clean sheet of the season.

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Disagree

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      you must have missed a few villa performances..

    3. El-Kloppico
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Against relegable team, its never given

  13. siweltrebor87
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Triple Man United worked a treat.

    DDG, Smalling, Valencia, shaping up to be 20 points from three.

  14. GoonerByron
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    De Gea Smalling.. Clean sheet check!

    Hazard, Fab, Cresswell, Lanzini, Payet PVA, Kaboul, Defoe (c) all starting check!!

  15. Sif
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    LVG showing Delia he can make a meal of it too.

  16. FPL Daniel
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    Didn't DDG have 3 saves? I think they missed one airball. He still saved it no?

    1. Numb
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yes, he did

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      I hope you are right

    3. Numb
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Assume they missed it, like you say

  17. Tshelby
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Is it likely that Rojo keeps his BP?

    1. Sif
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Hopefully, that Herrera miss shot off target drop him down to tie with Rojo.
      Could all change though, fingers crossed.

    2. Sjaugen
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Deductions to come

  18. Stats Don\'t Lie
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Andre gray next season... straight in my basket

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Even if he is 7?

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yes, I feel like over the years promoted strikers tend to prove good value. Gray looks like the one for next year.

        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          I would rather get Wilson from bournemouth.

      2. Sif
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Promoted strikers, even top scores always about 6?

  19. TheSteel
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Double CS 🙂

  20. KingNidge
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Juan Mata is the kind of bloke you could bring home to meet your mum

    1. Numb
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Unlike Wayne Rooney.....

      1. KingNidge
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        He would only end up banging her

        1. Numb
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          Exactly my point!

          1. KingNidge
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            🙂

        2. Pochecinno
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          9 years, 10 months ago

          Nah...she's too young

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      As long as he doesn't bring Rooney with him

      1. KingNidge
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        See above

    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I always thought you were that way inclined.

      1. KingNidge
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        You would smash his back door clean in don't kid yourself

        1. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          9 years, 10 months ago

          😆

          1. KingNidge
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            🙂

    4. Epic Fail
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      I'd bring Suarez around for dinner.

    5. Old Man
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah - one of the nice guys

      1. KingNidge
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        9 years, 10 months ago

        Really is an absolute gent

  21. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    13 from 3 any good?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
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      Very bad.

  22. Thomas Magnum
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    90 minutes 4 attempts on target...

    1. KingNidge
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      3 points

    2. Ziro Becomes One
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      25% conversion. 😎

  23. united07
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    Smalling 20 bps
    Rojo 28 bps

    Can someone explain this?
    Rojo won 1 header all game while Smalling won over a dozen..

    1. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      A couple of missed chances from Smalling, but not sure if that covers this gulf

    2. GreatCarragherReef
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      i was thinking that, how doesn't he get a bonus there

    3. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Not sure. But when I looked at Smalling after 53 mins he was on minus 1.

  24. FPL Notebook (John)
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Nice solid start - 1 player - 1 cs - 6 points - onwards!

  25. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    12 (-12) | 2/22 played 😎

  26. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
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    pedro not starting.. disappointing. but the day has started very well indeed. Triple man united defence coming through with the goods.

  27. siweltrebor87
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    I really hope Carroll gets benched and blanks today!

    1. Sylas
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      He can't get benched and blank at the same time! He's playing, anyway... 😛

    2. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Got a nice sofa handy?

    3. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      well you're out of luck
      😛

  28. The Bandit
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rhodes won't cut it in the Prem, he really isn't that good

    1. Eskimooo
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      He's decent

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yes he is, but decent isn't enough in the Prem

  29. GreatCarragherReef
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    rival has darmian and i have smalling. gap closed to 13...

    1. GreatCarragherReef
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      havent been this excited in a while, c'mon andy!

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Cheers

      Keep us updated.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Hey, give a man a bone wont you

  30. FPL Blow-In
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Captain Martial was a fail again. Also played Fosu Mensah and LVG brought on CBJ for Darmian. Sickening stuff