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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

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    10 years, 6 months ago

    Gaston's leg after that tackle. 😯

    https://twitter.com/ChuckTailored/status/728929494149509121?lang=en-gb

    *** Not for the squeamish ***

    1. Bubz
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Jesus

    2. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      thats a career ended

      1. THE Wild Rover
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Lol, a few stitches and he'll be fine

    3. Tatty Bojangles
      10 years, 6 months ago

      The top comment

      "Run it off mate"

      1. zizoo10
        10 years, 6 months ago

        lmaoooo. quality comment

    4. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Run it of lad

  1. Chinu
    10 years, 6 months ago

    I think I forgot to confirm my team, Iwobi starting in place of Hazard and stuck with Lukaku (c) 🙁

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Could be beautiful.

    2. VS10_
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Damn 🙁

      1. Chinu
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Last few GWs have been harsh on me, but some great scores for you man, keep going 🙂

    3. zizoo10
      10 years, 6 months ago

      i'm sorry, but you deserve it.
      how on earth somebody can make this mistake is beyond me..

      1. Chinu
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Can't disagree, it's inexcusable.

  2. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    I'm going to miss betting on United matches to be 0-0 at half time. It's like printing money.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      You my friend you are an absolute genius

  3. Pards Against Humanity
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard not travelled

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      uh oh

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      10 years, 6 months ago

      LOL

    3. Chenku╰☆╮
      10 years, 6 months ago

      omg no hazard now?

    4. Bubz
      10 years, 6 months ago

      WHAT

    5. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 6 months ago

      These jokes are so funny and original. Love them.

    6. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Took the wrong bus

    7. Pards Against Humanity
      10 years, 6 months ago

      No im serious. Not on the team bus. I have some inside info

      1. zizoo10
        10 years, 6 months ago

        please show yourself out

      2. Thomas Magnum
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Guus is a close mate of mine

      3. Les Bleus
        10 years, 6 months ago

        F U he's starting

    8. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      banned

      1. Pards Against Humanity
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Ill be here apologising if wrong

    9. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 6 months ago

      LOL

    10. Royal5
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Bye

    11. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      You must have a really sad, pathetic life

    12. Pards Against Humanity
      10 years, 6 months ago

      As promised apologies. I was trolled by someone who works for cfc

  4. Fred54
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Team line ups t minus 3 minutes.

  5. Lynxy
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Olsson so impressive

  6. BobbyV
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Wow LVG off his seat...for like 3 seconds

    1. Les Bleus
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Then back down to write something?

      1. BobbyV
        10 years, 6 months ago

        The philosophy wouldn't have it any other way

  7. Hect.OR 98th
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Darmian starting was a bonus. Now I should be grateful for one point from two games.

    1. Fred54
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I'll confess I had him on my bench because not sure on minutes and wanted WHU to tonk United and already had De Gea.

      Watch Dawson, who was starting over him, score again V BOU.

    2. Hect.OR 98th
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I've got DDG but felt Darmian was a better bet than Bellerin or Gabriel.

      1. Fred54
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, Bellerin seems to have regressed after a mini attacking revival, but his stats aren't too bad.

  8. zizoo10
    10 years, 6 months ago

    i hate to say it, but sometimes i wonder how on earth this sport is the 'world game'

  9. Bubz
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Is the above post about Hazard true or a troll?

    1. Les Bleus
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Who knows. May as well wait 3 minutes to find out

    2. Manu5
      10 years, 6 months ago

      In One minute we will all find out

  10. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    united are so crap...need depay to step up asap

    1. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      This.

  11. Your Mum's Athletic
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Virgil van Dijk has signed a new six-year deal at #SAINTSFC just eight months after joining http://bbc.in/1WeVb4q

  12. Fred54
    10 years, 6 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS: Virgil van Dijk has

    signed a new six-year deal at Southampton.

  13. VS10_
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Haz and Fab start 😎

    1. Sjaugen
      10 years, 6 months ago

    2. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      TC BABY

  14. zizoo10
    10 years, 6 months ago

    first player on team sheet next season: boyd

    1. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Gray

    2. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Yep

  15. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard starts. Man above a tw*t

    1. Manu5
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Banned for life! No parole!

      1. Mr. Blonde
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 6 months ago

        He's getting the chair!

    2. Ryan Naysmith
      10 years, 6 months ago

      it's all fun

  16. Bubz
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Ban the above poster please

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 6 months ago

      This!

    2. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I thought that was the rule

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Harsh on mr blonde

  17. supperspout
    10 years, 6 months ago

    rooney for euros

  18. Les Bleus
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Strong Chelsea team

  19. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    RIP Pards Against Humanity

    1. S.Kuqi
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Funniest grav imo.

  20. Your Mum's Athletic
    10 years, 6 months ago

    3pm kick offs:

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
    [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

    Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
    [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

    West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
    [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

    Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
    [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

    1. Les Bleus
      10 years, 6 months ago

      6/6

      1. Les Bleus
        10 years, 6 months ago

        5/5

    2. S.Kuqi
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks YMA!

    3. RÏɠBY
      10 years, 6 months ago

      hazard yes!

    4. Sjaugen
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Dammit you're faster than me

    5. Sylas
      10 years, 6 months ago

      You're the boss!

  21. Squires FC
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Am I the only sturridge captainer on here?!

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Yes as he wont start.

    2. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Possibly

    3. Obi Wan Elokobi
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Probably considering hell scrape 90 minutes over the two.

    4. Squires FC
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Is a big risk but I have to make up 36 pts on ml leader & it was either him or lukaku!

      1. F_Ivanovic
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Lukaku a bigger risk, WP.

  22. VS10_
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Carroll, TC Payet, Cresswell. Check

  23. Make United Great Again
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Ban the idiot. Come Hazard (C)

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      You s6be banned for getting injured 🙁

  24. Ayew Serious
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
    [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

    Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
    [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

    West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
    [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

    Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
    [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

    1. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Ty

    2. FantaCity
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Crikey! You don't hang about .... thanks

    3. brianutd-why always we? 20
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Top stuff thanks

  25. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Mata is frustrating to watch. Even wants three touches going backwards

    1. Thomas Magnum
      10 years, 6 months ago

      The whole United team are frustrating to watch

    10 years, 6 months ago

    Manchester United : de Gea, Valencia, Darmian, Carrick, Smalling, Rojo, Mata, Herrera, Rooney, Lingard, Depay,
    [Subs] : Januzaj, Romero, Schneiderlin, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah,

    Norwich City : Ruddy, Pinto, Olsson, O'Neil, Martin, Bassong, Redmond, Howson, Jerome, Hoolahan, Brady,
    [Subs] : Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani Bezua, Bamford, Rudd, Jarvis, Dorrans,

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
    [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

    Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
    [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

    West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
    [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

    Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
    [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

  26. Make United Great Again
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Cresswell Noble Payet check

  27. Fred54
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Carroll (TC), Payet, Lanzini,

    : Drools :

  28. zizoo10
    10 years, 6 months ago

    cmon haz, lanzini, and most of all.....DIMITRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WE'VE GOT PAYET!!!! DIMITRI PAYET!!!!!!