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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gaston's leg after that tackle. 😯

    https://twitter.com/ChuckTailored/status/728929494149509121?lang=en-gb

    *** Not for the squeamish ***

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Jesus

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      thats a career ended

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Lol, a few stitches and he'll be fine

    3. Tatty Bojangles
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The top comment

      "Run it off mate"

      1. zizoo10
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lmaoooo. quality comment

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Run it of lad

  1. Chinu
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I think I forgot to confirm my team, Iwobi starting in place of Hazard and stuck with Lukaku (c) 🙁

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Could be beautiful.

    2. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Damn 🙁

      1. Chinu
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Last few GWs have been harsh on me, but some great scores for you man, keep going 🙂

    3. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i'm sorry, but you deserve it.
      how on earth somebody can make this mistake is beyond me..

      1. Chinu
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Can't disagree, it's inexcusable.

  2. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I'm going to miss betting on United matches to be 0-0 at half time. It's like printing money.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You my friend you are an absolute genius

  3. Pards Against Humanity
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hazard not travelled

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      uh oh

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LOL

    3. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      omg no hazard now?

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      WHAT

    5. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 1 month ago

        These jokes are so funny and original. Love them.

      • Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Took the wrong bus

      • Pards Against Humanity
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        No im serious. Not on the team bus. I have some inside info

        1. zizoo10
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          please show yourself out

        2. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Guus is a close mate of mine

        3. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          F U he's starting

      • Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        banned

        1. Pards Against Humanity
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Ill be here apologising if wrong

      • Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        LOL

      • Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Bye

      • Mr. Blonde
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You must have a really sad, pathetic life

      • Pards Against Humanity
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        As promised apologies. I was trolled by someone who works for cfc

    6. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Team line ups t minus 3 minutes.

    7. Lynxy
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Olsson so impressive

    8. BobbyV
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wow LVG off his seat...for like 3 seconds

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Then back down to write something?

        1. BobbyV
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          The philosophy wouldn't have it any other way

    9. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Darmian starting was a bonus. Now I should be grateful for one point from two games.

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'll confess I had him on my bench because not sure on minutes and wanted WHU to tonk United and already had De Gea.

        Watch Dawson, who was starting over him, score again V BOU.

      2. Hect.OR 98th
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I've got DDG but felt Darmian was a better bet than Bellerin or Gabriel.

        1. Fred54
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, Bellerin seems to have regressed after a mini attacking revival, but his stats aren't too bad.

    10. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i hate to say it, but sometimes i wonder how on earth this sport is the 'world game'

    11. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Is the above post about Hazard true or a troll?

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Who knows. May as well wait 3 minutes to find out

      2. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        In One minute we will all find out

    12. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      united are so crap...need depay to step up asap

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This.

    13. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Virgil van Dijk has signed a new six-year deal at #SAINTSFC just eight months after joining http://bbc.in/1WeVb4q

    14. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      BREAKING NEWS: Virgil van Dijk has

      signed a new six-year deal at Southampton.

    15. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Haz and Fab start 😎

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

      2. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        TC BABY

    16. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      first player on team sheet next season: boyd

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Gray

      2. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yep

    17. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hazard starts. Man above a tw*t

      1. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Banned for life! No parole!

        1. Mr. Blonde
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          He's getting the chair!

      2. Ryan Naysmith
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        it's all fun

    18. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ban the above poster please

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This!

      2. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I thought that was the rule

      3. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Harsh on mr blonde

    19. supperspout
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      rooney for euros

    20. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Strong Chelsea team

    21. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      RIP Pards Against Humanity

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Funniest grav imo.

    22. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3pm kick offs:

      Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
      [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

      Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
      [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

      Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
      [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

      West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
      [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

      Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
      [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

      Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
      [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

      Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
      [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

      Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
      [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

      West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
      [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

      Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
      [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        6/6

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          5/5

      2. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks YMA!

      3. RÏɠBY
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        hazard yes!

      4. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Dammit you're faster than me

      5. Sylas
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You're the boss!

    23. Squires FC
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Am I the only sturridge captainer on here?!

      1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yes as he wont start.

        • Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Possibly

        • Obi Wan Elokobi
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Probably considering hell scrape 90 minutes over the two.

        • Squires FC
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Is a big risk but I have to make up 36 pts on ml leader & it was either him or lukaku!

          1. F_Ivanovic
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Lukaku a bigger risk, WP.

      2. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Carroll, TC Payet, Cresswell. Check

      3. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Ban the idiot. Come Hazard (C)

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          You s6be banned for getting injured 🙁

      4. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
        [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

        Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
        [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

        Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
        [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

        West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
        [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

        Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
        [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

        Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
        [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

        Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
        [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

        Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
        [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

        West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
        [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

        Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
        [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

        1. twoplustwo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Ty

        2. FantaCity
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Crikey! You don't hang about .... thanks

        3. brianutd-why always we? 20
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Top stuff thanks

      5. twoplustwo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Mata is frustrating to watch. Even wants three touches going backwards

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          The whole United team are frustrating to watch

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Manchester United : de Gea, Valencia, Darmian, Carrick, Smalling, Rojo, Mata, Herrera, Rooney, Lingard, Depay,
        [Subs] : Januzaj, Romero, Schneiderlin, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah,

        Norwich City : Ruddy, Pinto, Olsson, O'Neil, Martin, Bassong, Redmond, Howson, Jerome, Hoolahan, Brady,
        [Subs] : Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani Bezua, Bamford, Rudd, Jarvis, Dorrans,

        Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
        [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

        Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
        [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

        Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
        [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

        West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
        [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

        Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
        [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

        Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
        [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

        Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
        [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

        Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
        [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

        West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
        [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

        Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
        [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

      6. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Cresswell Noble Payet check

      7. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Carroll (TC), Payet, Lanzini,

        : Drools :

      8. zizoo10
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        cmon haz, lanzini, and most of all.....DIMITRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        WE'VE GOT PAYET!!!! DIMITRI PAYET!!!!!!