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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Gaston's leg after that tackle. 😯

    https://twitter.com/ChuckTailored/status/728929494149509121?lang=en-gb

    *** Not for the squeamish ***

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Jesus

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      thats a career ended

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Lol, a few stitches and he'll be fine

    3. Tatty Bojangles
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The top comment

      "Run it off mate"

      1. zizoo10
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        lmaoooo. quality comment

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Run it of lad

  1. Chinu
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I think I forgot to confirm my team, Iwobi starting in place of Hazard and stuck with Lukaku (c) 🙁

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Could be beautiful.

    2. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Damn 🙁

      1. Chinu
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Last few GWs have been harsh on me, but some great scores for you man, keep going 🙂

    3. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      i'm sorry, but you deserve it.
      how on earth somebody can make this mistake is beyond me..

      1. Chinu
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Can't disagree, it's inexcusable.

  2. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I'm going to miss betting on United matches to be 0-0 at half time. It's like printing money.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      You my friend you are an absolute genius

  3. Pards Against Humanity
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Hazard not travelled

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      uh oh

    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      LOL

    3. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      omg no hazard now?

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      WHAT

    5. Worzel Gummidge
        9 years, 10 months ago

        These jokes are so funny and original. Love them.

      • Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Took the wrong bus

      • Pards Against Humanity
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        No im serious. Not on the team bus. I have some inside info

        1. zizoo10
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          please show yourself out

        2. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Guus is a close mate of mine

        3. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          F U he's starting

      • Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        banned

        1. Pards Against Humanity
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Ill be here apologising if wrong

      • Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        LOL

      • Royal5
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Bye

      • Mr. Blonde
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        You must have a really sad, pathetic life

      • Pards Against Humanity
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        As promised apologies. I was trolled by someone who works for cfc

    6. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Team line ups t minus 3 minutes.

    7. Lynxy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Olsson so impressive

    8. BobbyV
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Wow LVG off his seat...for like 3 seconds

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Then back down to write something?

        1. BobbyV
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          The philosophy wouldn't have it any other way

    9. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Darmian starting was a bonus. Now I should be grateful for one point from two games.

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I'll confess I had him on my bench because not sure on minutes and wanted WHU to tonk United and already had De Gea.

        Watch Dawson, who was starting over him, score again V BOU.

      2. Hect.OR 98th
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I've got DDG but felt Darmian was a better bet than Bellerin or Gabriel.

        1. Fred54
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah, Bellerin seems to have regressed after a mini attacking revival, but his stats aren't too bad.

    10. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      i hate to say it, but sometimes i wonder how on earth this sport is the 'world game'

    11. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Is the above post about Hazard true or a troll?

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Who knows. May as well wait 3 minutes to find out

      2. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        In One minute we will all find out

    12. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      united are so crap...need depay to step up asap

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        This.

    13. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Virgil van Dijk has signed a new six-year deal at #SAINTSFC just eight months after joining http://bbc.in/1WeVb4q

    14. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      BREAKING NEWS: Virgil van Dijk has

      signed a new six-year deal at Southampton.

    15. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Haz and Fab start 😎

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

      2. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        TC BABY

    16. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      first player on team sheet next season: boyd

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Gray

      2. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yep

    17. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard starts. Man above a tw*t

      1. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Banned for life! No parole!

        1. Mr. Blonde
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          He's getting the chair!

      2. Ryan Naysmith
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        it's all fun

    18. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Ban the above poster please

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        This!

      2. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I thought that was the rule

      3. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Harsh on mr blonde

    19. supperspout
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      rooney for euros

    20. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Strong Chelsea team

    21. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      RIP Pards Against Humanity

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Funniest grav imo.

    22. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      3pm kick offs:

      Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
      [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

      Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
      [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

      Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
      [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

      West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
      [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

      Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
      [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

      Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
      [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

      Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
      [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

      Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
      [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

      West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
      [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

      Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
      [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        6/6

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          5/5

      2. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks YMA!

      3. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        hazard yes!

      4. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Dammit you're faster than me

      5. Sylas
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        You're the boss!

    23. Squires FC
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Am I the only sturridge captainer on here?!

      1. Worzel Gummidge
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Yes as he wont start.

        • Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Possibly

        • Obi Wan Elokobi
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Probably considering hell scrape 90 minutes over the two.

        • Squires FC
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Is a big risk but I have to make up 36 pts on ml leader & it was either him or lukaku!

          1. F_Ivanovic
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Lukaku a bigger risk, WP.

      2. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Carroll, TC Payet, Cresswell. Check

      3. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Ban the idiot. Come Hazard (C)

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          You s6be banned for getting injured 🙁

      4. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
        [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

        Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
        [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

        Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
        [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

        West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
        [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

        Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
        [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

        Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
        [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

        Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
        [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

        Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
        [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

        West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
        [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

        Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
        [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

        1. twoplustwo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Ty

        2. FantaCity
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Crikey! You don't hang about .... thanks

        3. brianutd-why always we? 20
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Top stuff thanks

      5. twoplustwo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Mata is frustrating to watch. Even wants three touches going backwards

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          The whole United team are frustrating to watch

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Manchester United : de Gea, Valencia, Darmian, Carrick, Smalling, Rojo, Mata, Herrera, Rooney, Lingard, Depay,
        [Subs] : Januzaj, Romero, Schneiderlin, McNair, Borthwick-Jackson, Fosu-Mensah,

        Norwich City : Ruddy, Pinto, Olsson, O'Neil, Martin, Bassong, Redmond, Howson, Jerome, Hoolahan, Brady,
        [Subs] : Whittaker, Naismith, Mbokani Bezua, Bamford, Rudd, Jarvis, Dorrans,

        Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
        [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

        Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
        [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

        Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
        [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

        West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
        [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

        Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
        [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

        Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
        [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

        Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
        [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

        Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
        [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

        West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
        [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

        Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
        [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

      6. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Cresswell Noble Payet check

      7. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Carroll (TC), Payet, Lanzini,

        : Drools :

      8. zizoo10
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        cmon haz, lanzini, and most of all.....DIMITRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        WE'VE GOT PAYET!!!! DIMITRI PAYET!!!!!!