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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Everyone starts yay

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No Pedro in the squad, about all I can see.

      Any other big names missing?

    1. Lynxy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Go Carroll!

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      TBF not playing BB this week, so it was slightly easier!

  2. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    lol @ the hazard not travelled guy 😀 giggity

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      did he get banned?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        no idea, just a laugh

  3. Shrimpy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    omg that Swansea defence

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Stage is set Mr Carroll

  4. Larry Legend
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Carroll thank goodness!

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      come on Andrew

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Don't celebrate yet...

  5. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Thank you Carroll 🙂

    Will get injured in warm up now 🙁

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      It has been that kind of season I wouldn't bet against it

  6. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Dat Swansea line up 😯

    Could get ugly

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      glad I did Zini to Payet for a -4 now

  7. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Fab in the hole, sorry PVA captainers

  8. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Arter, Elphick, Cook, Gradel, Surman, Grabban, Afobe, Stanislas,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Iturbe, Wilson, King, Federici, Ritchie, O'Kane,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Fletcher, Evans, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sandro, Roberts, Field,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, McArthur, Dann, Delaney, Puncheon, Cabaye, Wickham, Gayle, Bolasie,
    [Subs] : Speroni, Campbell, Mutch, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Shawcross, Cameron, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Ireland, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Bacuna, Toner, Lescott, Clark, Westwood, Gueye, Sinclair, Ayew, Sánchez,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Traoré, Carles Gil, Lyden, Grealish, Hepburn-Murphy,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Janmaat, Taylor, Woodman, Mitrovic,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Lens, Watmore,

    Chelsea : Courtois, Ivanovic, Azpilicueta, Matic, Cahill, Terry, Willian, Mikel, Diego Costa, Fàbregas, Hazard,
    [Subs] : Begovic, Baba, Oscar, Pato, Traore, Kenedy, Loftus-Cheek,

    West Ham United : Randolph, Antonio, Cresswell, Noble, Reid, Ogbonna, Moses, Kouyaté, Carroll, Payet, Lanzini,
    [Subs] : Tomkins, Valencia, Obiang, Sakho, Collins, Emenike, Spiegel,

    Swansea City : Fabianski, Naughton, Kingsley, Fer, Amat, Fernandez, Cork, Ki, Ayew, Barrow, Routledge,
    [Subs] : Britton, Emnes, Nordfeldt, Gomis, Rangel, Gorré, Fulton,

    Curtesy of Fusen

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Like the look of Fabregas #10

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I'm rolling Fab and Haz, but I was too scared to captain

    2. Meinhoff
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      That Swansea team 🙁 should have brought in Carroll

  9. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rotation? What rotation?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Wait for the 2nd match. 😉

  10. Wirtzle Gummidge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rival has Martial C and Pedro VC

    Ha.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      ouch

  11. Ryan Naysmith
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    united really are boring

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking News right here

  12. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    On FFS what's the split like between Payet and Carroll (c)?

    50/50?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Eden Hazard(c) for me 😉

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Triple C for me....come on Eden!

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Some of us captained Eden.

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Considerably more for Payet.

  13. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Fabregas #10 😎

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😎

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Brilliant.
      Double up with Haz ftw

  14. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What a great day this is!!!

    Come on Haz.

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      +42

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Enjoy it while it lasts 😛

    3. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Eden! Eden! Eden!

  15. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Wish I had Costa with Fab playing no.10

  16. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    "Williams will be rested for the final 2 games of the season due to his involvement in Euro 2016"

    I don't even own him but that is ridiculous.

  17. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Hazard lets relegate Sunderland.

  18. Wirtzle Gummidge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Hazard. Check.
    Fabregas. Check.
    Payet TC. Check.
    Lanzini. Check.
    Cresswell. Check.

    1. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Check. Check.

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Peter Cech?

    3. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Carroll?

    4. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No Carroll

      Awks

    5. NobleBlackman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Cheick Tiote?

  19. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Brady fail. Where's IM?

  20. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Terrible game this.

  21. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Brady off

  22. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Have Payet,Lanzini and Carroll (TC).

    Will end up 1-0 Kouyate scoring and noble assist 🙄

  23. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mike Dean was going to show a yellow then changed to red after Gaston showed him the injury. Tosser

    1. Worzel Gummidge
        9 years, 10 months ago

        He is well within his rights to do that IMO.

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Why? The decision should be made on the action, not the consequence

      • Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        He pulled out the wrong card to start with then he realized he pulled out a yellow and then got out the red

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Watch it again

    2. Carcetti
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Come on Norwich, destroy that CS.

    3. jpdyolf
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      How the hell are manure vying for Champions league. ...and they wonder how Leicester won the league

    4. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Brady over Kane. I'm terrified

    5. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard this is your time to redeem yourself

    6. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I'd like Brighton to go up

      Reminds me of childhood Jimmy case etc

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Is that you?

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Nope

    7. NobleBlackman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      People complain about LvG, but credit to him for being able to maintain Man U's philosophy of boring football

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, at least United are consistent.