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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll You better score in the second half . Can't believe I bought lanzini for a hit to get that fecker

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Unlucky HY.
      How have you been mate?

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Fine mate . But for FPL I'm not any good with TC carroll
        How about you?

        1. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Still doing alright 🙂
          I've captained the big man as well, that breakaway hurt 🙁

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lanzini got an assist m8

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Sell*

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Sold*
          Carroll is killing me .lol

      2. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I think he meant he sold him

  2. Lynxy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Palace to beat united for the cup if they were playing like this

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can't see United making any waves in this league for a long time.

    Can't see a title-challenge within the next 3/4 years if I'm honest

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      After Leicester this year its hard to say statements like that

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3 clubs are going to go h2h for a few years imo.

      1. Clam. ☘️
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Spurs, City, Chelsea?

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          City Pool Spurs

        2. boogle
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Liverpool

    3. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Money will talk in the end, prob with a change of manager too!

    4. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Under this regime you are spot on

  4. Fpl Richie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What are the odds of a west ham win, but losing to stoke and missing out on Europe?

    You can tell I'm a fan!

  5. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carrick warming up. Thank god. Throw Lingard in there too please.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Isn't Carrick out of contract in the summer?

      Would be a brilliant acquisition for Leicester. They probably need that sort of figure.

      1. Fpl Richie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Maybe he'll go back to west ham. Crying out for some protection for their back 4.

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Good shout

  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ultimate hindsight post

    we should have tced Sanchez or Aguero in 34

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We knew that after GW34 tbh. 😛

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😀

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Everybody knew it.
      Wise after the event!

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And in 37 too

    4. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Next season people will play the big hitters in easy fixtures over DGWs in the hope of another Aguero v Newcastle 25 pointer.

  7. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Don't tink Carroll would score if he was there all wk tbh.

    What ye reckon?

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not sure he'll get much longer

  8. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    As a united supporter, if we are going to lose a hatrick by my captain Carroll would help me deal with the loss 🙂

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      🙄

      1. Fergietime
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        ?

    2. Fantasy Vs Reality
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It would certainly ease the grief. 😉

      1. Fergietime
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        help my pocket 700 euro on the line 🙂

  9. Clumsy Sakho
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Double WHU defense paying off. Ive jinxed it,
    No going back no.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Man like mama. Love you

      1. Clumsy Sakho
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Xx

  10. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I TC'd sanchez. Lol. 76 points. 180 in total that wk.

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Troll

    2. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Beat it

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      25.33pts?!!! Well played.

  11. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The premier league next year is truly unpredictable. Yes the difficulty of every fixture means teams can rarely risk resting players and we suffer in Europe because of it. But the level of competition just makes the league so interesting. Who will win the league next year?? Who knows....

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      TBF this season was 'truly unpredictable'.

  12. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Would Payet triple captainers switch to Hazard now if they had the chance?

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No

    2. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Silly q

  13. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll and Payet missed good chances, not sitters..

    THESE are sitters 😉

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SmXuHYhuY

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😛

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆 I love the one in which the guy managed to clear the ball off the line when it actually would have gone in had he not touched it. I mean, all of these must have angered their team mates, but this so much more than the others.

  14. liiusions
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The only thing giving me hope is that Ville Ronka also has Payet TC

  15. Cruz88
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Seems like Man Utd still haven't arrived at the ground.

    Could have done with some Noble/Payet/Carroll points, frustrating so far!

  16. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Schneiderlin triple c fail

    1. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Can you not enter FPL next season please.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He's part of FFS culture mate. Don't come on if he offends you.

        1. Hect.OR 98th
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          No offence taken. Would just prefer it if he refrained from his inane comments.

  17. TorresMagic™
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carrick on Morgan S off

  18. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If i were Schneiderlin i would be throwing a transfer request Louis's way to be perfectly honest

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He was pi$$ poor

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        And the rest weren't? His treatment of him is brutal end of

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        * piss

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That fella is class. Feel for him, never gets a consistent run

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Should be one of the first names on the team sheet yes he's had his ropey games all players do but he needs to play every week to gel into the team.. he's more than proven himself the last few years

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Pretty sure it came out today that he's not happy at all

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Don't blame him lost his place in the france squad because of LVG

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          And just in time for the home Euro.

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            He must be absolutely distraught

    4. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wasted. He should have gone either Arsenal or Spurs

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'm sure he wishes he had of

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        ^this. But who would have known this would happen, it seemed completely sensible back then. ManU did need a player like him and still does.

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Exactly..that's what makes it all the more baffling.. Carrick and Fellaini getting a game ahead of him is just not on

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            This season has convinced me that Stoichkov was right about LVG all along.

  19. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rooney ----> Everton for cash + Lukaku

    Thoughts? Is it possible?

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sorry that should read:

      Rooney + Cash -----> Lukaku

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Wants to play CL.

        1. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          There's still time for that to change 😉

        2. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Dialup?

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 17 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Check the timestamp 🙄

            1. Pochecinno
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Mods are corrupt. We all know it 😛

              1. TorresMagic™
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 17 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Your comment wouldn't be there if the case.

                1. Pochecinno
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Touche

      2. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        A lot of cash based on this!!

      3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'd rather see the first

    2. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think Lukaku wants Champions League football

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Can Everton pay Rooney 300k a week?

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        United paying a majority of his wage would have to be part of the deal

      2. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Think he'll take a pay cut to go back at some point

    4. HammersFan
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How bad would Everton be without lukaku though?

      Almost relegation material

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        They will have alot of money and that is still a good team they are simply underperforming at the minute imo

    5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think it depends on how desperate he is to leave Everton because United do not look like a team that will deliver regular European football at the minute . I think he will go if he has a good European Championships and I wonder if United would be his first choice if a more stable club came in ?

  20. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    MIKE SMALLING

    #itstime

    1. Cojiro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Would love a mike corner headed goal

  21. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll's not scoring tonight

  22. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Top 10k average number of players playing today?

  23. FudgyBadger
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Raise your hand if you waste both your chips
    o/

    1. Cojiro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      o/

  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    OMG martial

  25. Jay_
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Martial goal
      Mata assist

    • Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      IDIOTS

    • UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      martial!!

    • VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Shocking dgw

    • Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1-1 Mata to Martial

      Just seconds after WHU fans were being little kids with the ball

      Karma.