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11 June 2016 666 comments
Mark Mark
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England begin their Euro 16 campaign with a Group B encounter against Russia.

Roy Hodgson’s side have claimed three wins in their last four outings, although with uncertainty surrounding their first choice lineup, it’s fair to say that England’s preparations have not been plain sailing. The Three Lions have failed to convince in the build up to the tournament, scoring just six goals over those four friendlies as they struggled to maintain momentum from emphatic form in qualifying.

Russia’s confidence heading into tonight’s encounter is even more questionable: they’ve claimed just a single victory in their last four friendly outings, registering an effort on goal every 12.8 minutes. Defensively they’ve shipped seven goals in those matches, conceding 29 efforts from inside their own box – only two other sides have allowed more over their last four.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Nomar
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Been moving furniture and changing rooms around all day, so this is the first game I've seen today.

    Think I'll carry on with the room changing.

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You will watch the rest of this game.

      1. Nomar
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Nah.

  2. ★Kuntheman★
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Just tuned into this game. England look dominant but haven't done anything with the possession they've had so far. Fair two minute analysis?

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      pretty spot on.
      mute the tv though or you'll get confused

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Watching in the US so I have Ian Darke. Quite like him.

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          oooh, forgot that option! good shout.
          which channel is it on over there mate?

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            10 years, 4 months ago

            ESPN here

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 4 months ago

              got it. cheers dude.
              ballack h/t much more insightful. well happy with that 🙂

              1. ★Kuntheman★
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Indeed. Love his and McManaman's thoughts.

  3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Raheem Sterling.
    can't get in a club team ahead of a player who couldn't cross a road.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It's the Romans fault he is afraid of crosses .

  4. JayC
    10 years, 4 months ago

    0-0 lookin good...

  5. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sterling should be subbed off!

  6. bodgejob
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Play Vardy on the wing. Sterling is terrible

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Remember when Vardy played winger?

  7. Back on the horse
    10 years, 4 months ago

    5 spurs, just realised

  8. JÆKS ⭐
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Although it's 0-0, I'd rather have an English player in my team, they are more attacking then I thought they would be

  9. JØ
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Russia are not even trying to attack, what a shocking performance.

  10. Davido989
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Time to bring on our best striker

    1. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He won't be brought on unfortunately

    2. ★Kuntheman★
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Marcus Rashford 😉

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

  11. Moore FPL
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Everything but the goal :-S

  12. Wilshere Knowledge
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Can't believe Walcott doesn't get in the starting XI.

    1. JØ
      10 years, 4 months ago

      This.

      Also, where are Gibbs and Chambers? Can't believe Roy didn't include them in the squad... 😉

      1. Ginkapo FPL
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Well if you are going to play one half of the spurs team, you really should play the other half....

        Walker and Rose...

        Seriously though Chambers? On what basis?

        1. JØ
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Including Chambers or Gibbs would be as ridiculous as including Walcott.

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Jenkinson as well. And what about Ramsey?

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott doesn't start games he destroys teams in the last 20 mins . Walcott + tired legs = goals

      1. Syd.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This use to be the case but sadly now its a case of no legs against tired legs

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          10 years, 4 months ago

          🙂

  13. Back on the horse
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Alli first goalscorer

    1. Nascimento
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yes

        1. Ayew Serious
          10 years, 4 months ago

          No

          1. Felix_Da_House_Cat
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Yes

            1. Syd.
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Maybe

  14. Felix_Da_House_Cat
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Shouldve taken Defoe.

    He woud've had a hattie by now.

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wouldn't have been on the pitch to get a hatty.

    2. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He would have been surgically attached to the subs bench

      1. Felix_Da_House_Cat
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I was just adding my knee jerk arm chair expert fan analysis

        Not serious..

        1. Epic Fail
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Liar. Just stick to your views no matter the response. 😉

  15. Jack Frost
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Daniel Day Lewis should be taking corners, not Kane. Jezzzzzzz...us. What's with your coach.

  16. Jay_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Payet not for sale at any price says Sullivan, great to hear.

    1. Mr Sarcastic
      10 years, 4 months ago

      bs
      Everyone has price.

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This.

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

      2. Optimus.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😛

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He'll sell if the money is right.
      £25m plus Neymar..

  17. JayC
    10 years, 4 months ago

    wheres troy deeney?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 4 months ago

      @T_Deeney

  18. Chenku╰☆╮
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Gary Linekar - LOL

    If England win @UEFAEURO I'll do the first game at Euro 2020 in just my undies.....hey it worked for Leicester.

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Did he ever actually present in his undies?

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        You wish

  19. John t penguin
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I am booking my tickets for 2018 with tartan travel
    Scotland are easily better than the other teams in our qualifying group

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      David Marshall would pick up 18pts on his own. (and that'd be with a 3 match ban for fighting)

      1. John t penguin
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I have a pair of signed Marshall gloves, know any Cardiff fans?

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          o/

          1. John t penguin
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Do you want them?

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 4 months ago

              12 months ago i would have, getting rid of all my memorabilia to create more room. Not getting season ticket next year either 🙁
              sorry mate.
              can ask in work if anyone interested though

              1. John t penguin
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Please do, I would rather they went to a real supporter.
                Free of charge

                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  10 years, 4 months ago

                  😯
                  will do. I work dual site Cardiff/Swansea so should be able to.
                  I'll ask my old man too. He grew up on the terraces at Ninian Park so might go for them.
                  you sure about the free bit?

  20. Felix_Da_House_Cat
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I bet 100 on France, England and Germany to win their opening games.

    435 pay out.

    Nervy 45 coming..

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      cash out.
      seriously, cash out

    2. Mr Sarcastic
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You are rich or stupid.
      Or...

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 4 months ago

        ....soon richer.

    3. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Cash out now!!!!

  21. John t penguin
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone watching the musketeers

    1. Mr Sarcastic
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Cartoon?

  22. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Oh great, there is a second act in this farce.

  23. Rolls-Royce
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sterling has to come off..

  24. Fiona B
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Were the commentators watching a different game?
    "England Brilliant" "Sterling influential"

    Also why isn't Vardy starting? Absolute madness

    1. Syd.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      To be fair.... he has had a good game

      1. Fiona B
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Really? He has no footballing brain, no end product.

        Just another Lennon, Walcott or Jenas.

    2. Camp No No
      10 years, 4 months ago

      "Brilliant" is a massive exaggeration, but England has dominated this rather static Russia side.

    3. JÆKS ⭐
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling lol 😀

  25. Syd.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mike Smalling OG incoming

    1. KingNidge
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Will always be close to my heart for that last gasp OG on the final game of the season that cemented a top 5k finish for me 🙂

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I had he and DDG, that goal kept me out of the top 5k 😐

        1. KingNidge
          10 years, 4 months ago

          It was a dagger to the hearts of many also mate

        2. Syd.
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I had them both also

          Kept me out of the top 2k

          Might've left a few 0's off there 🙂

  26. John t penguin
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Are Russia playing for penalties

    1. Syd.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yip.... Bribed the ref to give them a penalty in the 87th minute

  27. Chenku╰☆╮
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I am going to watch Die Hard. If there is a goal shout lads!

    1. John t penguin
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Why have we to shout lads and not goal

      1. Chenku╰☆╮
        10 years, 4 months ago

        fine shout goal 😀

      2. Transient Anus
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😎

      3. Optimus.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😀

    2. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yipeekayaye metherfeker

      1. Chenku╰☆╮
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Well.. if sturridge comes on i will watch again.. cant see lallana and sterling..

  28. Transient Anus
    10 years, 4 months ago

    You bloody winging poms are lousy "supporters" 😆

    1. Ginkapo FPL
      10 years, 4 months ago

      At least we have a team to support! you dont even have a team in the Euros!

      And dont give me this geography rubbish. I watched Eurovision.

      1. Transient Anus
        10 years, 4 months ago

        We should be in it. The guy Sebastian precedent.
        Then we could show you lot that your national team competing at the highest level is actually an enjoyable experience 😉

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          10 years, 4 months ago

          But you wouldnt qualify...

          1. Transient Anus
            10 years, 4 months ago

            True. Luckily the guy Sebastian precedent showed we don't have to. We just get a bizarre token spot

  29. Optimus.
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I see Davis played vs Slovakia and now Rose is playing vs Russia, who will play the next one?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 4 months ago

      At least spell his name right.

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Sorry..

        *Bavis

    2. Syd.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Peppa Pig

    3. Ginkapo FPL
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Trippier

  30. ★Kuntheman★
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Poor from Sterling

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Made up for it decently though

      1. Syd.
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Then missed a sitter

        Lucky that he was offside

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Looked like a half-assed attempt. Probably (hopefully) knew he was offside.