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14 August 2016 2166 comments
Mark Mark
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. MoeZe3bi
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    noooooooooo

  2. Jay_
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Ffs

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    RIP cleans sheet 😆

  4. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Ohhh for goodness sake

  5. arthadox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    YES SMITH

  6. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    United cleanie gone, happy days!

  7. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    that cost me 8 points!

  8. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    CS gone

    😆

  9. Puntillimon
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    NOOOOOOO VALENCIA

  10. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    F*** THIS

  11. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Ok Ibra. I give in.

  12. Ziro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Lol United CS

  13. Dušan Citizen
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Knew it they will concede

  14. Krul Runnings
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Well this sucks

  15. thepeen555
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    3-1 no CS

  16. Magic Man
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    wow this game couldn't have gone any worse for a valencia and non MUN attack owner

    1. Dragon Arcana
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Same

    2. Clumsy Sakho
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Same here

    3. Zikry
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Worse for a Shaw owner at least Valencia looks like a threat for attacking gains.

    4. Puntillimon
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Same

  17. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    CS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      shut up no-one likes u

  18. arthadox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Comeback is on. LOL

  19. Big Sum
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    YES

  20. BRONALDINHO
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    There goes the clean sheet. Any doublers around?

    1. Postman Ty
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      yep...

  21. n-doggg
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    A lot of people will have him 4.0 on the bench

    1. Norb
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      4.5

  22. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Jordan Ibe Assist

    1. Norb
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Grabban

    2. juggos
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Grabban actually

    3. Give us a smile
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Ibe wasn't even on the pitch... xD

  23. Martial Eriksen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Damn CS gone

  24. Clumsy Sakho
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    There goes Valencia CS

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      And everyone elses

  25. sully29
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    *sigh*

  26. Postman Ty
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    well, about 10 minutes and this game went from perfect to worst case scenario

    1. Ha.
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      This

  27. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    YEEEESSS

  28. dcarlito
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Alan Smith...all aboard!!

  29. mipola
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Foooooook it 🙁

  30. AcquiringSteak
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    SMITTTH