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14 August 2016 2166 comments
Mark Mark
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. MoeZe3bi
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    noooooooooo

  2. Jay_
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ffs

    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      RIP cleans sheet 😆

    • Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ohhh for goodness sake

    • arthadox
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      YES SMITH

    • Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      United cleanie gone, happy days!

    • Goodricke
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      that cost me 8 points!

    • Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      CS gone

      😆

    • Puntillimon
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      NOOOOOOO VALENCIA

    • RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      F*** THIS

    • Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ok Ibra. I give in.

    • Ziro
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lol United CS

    • Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Knew it they will concede

    • Krul Runnings
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Well this sucks

    • thepeen555
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      3-1 no CS

    • Magic Man
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      wow this game couldn't have gone any worse for a valencia and non MUN attack owner

      1. Dragon Arcana
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Same

      2. Clumsy Sakho
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Same here

      3. Zikry
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Worse for a Shaw owner at least Valencia looks like a threat for attacking gains.

      4. Puntillimon
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Same

    • pundit of punts
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

      CS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        shut up no-one likes u

    • arthadox
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Comeback is on. LOL

    • Big Sum
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      YES

    • BRONALDINHO
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      There goes the clean sheet. Any doublers around?

      1. Postman Ty
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        yep...

    • n-doggg
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      A lot of people will have him 4.0 on the bench

      1. Norb
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        4.5

    • Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Jordan Ibe Assist

      1. Norb
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Grabban

      2. juggos
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Grabban actually

      3. Give us a smile
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Ibe wasn't even on the pitch... xD

    • Martial Eriksen
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Damn CS gone

    • Clumsy Sakho
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      There goes Valencia CS

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        And everyone elses

    • sully29
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      *sigh*

    • Postman Ty
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      well, about 10 minutes and this game went from perfect to worst case scenario

      1. Ha.
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This

    • Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      YEEEESSS

    • dcarlito
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Alan Smith...all aboard!!

    • mipola
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Foooooook it 🙁

    • AcquiringSteak
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      SMITTTH