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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Thank you Bournemouth for some respite

  2. GREENDREAMS11
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    nice finish son

  3. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Now i need Valencia to do something

  4. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    United defence 80% ownership

    We're more or less all in the same boat from that goal

    1. thepeen555
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Thankfully I don't have a single United player I just had the defenders from yesterday who let a goal in lol

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      True

  5. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Clean sheets gone!

  6. SilkySkills
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    At least utd defence points are gone

  7. thepeen555
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    How many people got mkhi in their teams too?

  8. Red Devil Swede
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    1st Bou shot on goal as well

  9. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Defence this GW 2, 2, 2.....must do better.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      2,1,2 still 1 point better than mine

    2. markmcr
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      2, 1, 2...

    3. Postman Ty
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      if it makes you feel better i had 2-2-2 with ddg in goal for another 2

  10. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Hope Chelsea keep a CS, My last hope for one..

  11. Ryan Naysmith
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Double defence managers seething

  12. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    United good or Bournemouth bad?

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Bournemouth have had the better of the match. Man U first 2 very lucky.

      1. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This doesn't look biased at all.

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Bournemouth Defence awful

    3. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      United very good in this second half. 1-0 at HT undeserved.

    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Cheers all 🙂

  13. Jay_
      9 years, 8 months ago

      That gives Ibra 1 clear bap as it stands, closing in on Rooney for the 2

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Goal-wining bonus for Rooney as it stands?

        1. Jay_
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Not sure but like to think so

      2. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Shaw to Williams confirmed

      3. Call Me Guybrush
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Total defence fail, three 2s.

      4. SW6
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Great goal. By bye cs

      5. SirStevieG
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        I got no cleansheets from anyone. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      6. Xna
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        having only Valencia from Man is hurting like hell

      7. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Grabban assist

      8. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        TRIPLE United defence wipe out 🙁

        1. Ziro
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Seriously?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Seriously. All or nothing. This week nothing, but I'm keeping the faith in Bailly, Valencia and Shaw.

        2. Slartibartfast
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Lol @ you then, I'm afraid

        3. Mash Potato
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Feel your pain brother

        4. More Tragic
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          TRIPLE ouch

        5. Call Me Guybrush
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Absolutely brutal.

        6. thepeen555
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Wow u was brave why did u do that lol?

          1. Andy_Social
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Weekly money league. When I win i clean up. Nothing for 2nd.

      9. Magic Man
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Firmino brace needed.

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Big time

        2. TheSteel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Thisssss

      10. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Marital owner here 😎

        1. Slartibartfast
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Nice one

        2. Mr. Blonde
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Feeling very smug considering how underserved the points are!

      11. Mash Potato
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Garrrrr, l have three United defenders!

      12. Jonny Sutt
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        which player will have more points by the end of the season?
        A)Tadic
        V) Redmond

        1. faver
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          v

        2. Zikry
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          A by far

        3. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          If Redmond plays oop all season regularly, him.

          1. Jonny Sutt
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            What are the chances of that? Southampton will rotate surely

      13. Arceus
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Thank you Smith

      14. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This is why I didn't choose Ddg this season. No saves, and CS gone.

      15. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Funny to see the comments on here from some people slagging off Rooney, could have had a couple already and possibly a pen and is a very decent price.

      16. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Mourinho parking the bus

      17. Adam
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        My bench:
        Foster 10
        Capoue 10
        Amat 5
        Kingsley 8

        Grrr.

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Yikes

        2. Bun Rab
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Mine:
          Foster 10
          Capoue 10
          McCauly 7
          Walker 6

      18. cipher89
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        MOTHERF.... here goes my 0:3 bet as well....