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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    So lame from Rooney

  2. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia over Shaw was the right move

    1. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Of course I picked Shaw 🙁

    2. NissA
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      At least I got something right on my team!

    3. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      He looks best Utd pick by far

    4. Postman Ty
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      very happy with him. we needed him there last year, but looks guaranteed nailed on now bar injury. knock on wood.

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Went both just incase

  3. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia is making himself known

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Utds biggest threat thus far

      1. Goodricke
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        As long as his cross leads to a Zlatan goal, i don't care about anything else in this match.

  4. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia looks good. Shaw the one covering back.

  5. rossonero8
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    nice play from man u

  6. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Absolutely dog corner from Mata. Too slow, too high. Easy to catch.

  7. ♤TeddyBear♤
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia is absolutely brilliant at RB. No wonder fergie loved him

  8. joinho
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Here it comes

  9. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia's average position is the right side of the 18.

    1. Dragon Arcana
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      That's cos he's a winger

  10. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    The atmosphere at that stadium is absolutely cack.

  11. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Valencia couldl be the highest scoring def this year I reckon. He's basically just a winger

    1. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      If he keeps his place

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Dont see why he wouldnt

    2. Dragon Arcana
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      He is a winger playing RB. People forget this

    3. djenzio
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      will United keep less CS though as the whole right side of their defence is a gap

  12. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    This United team a bit like City but without the possession

    1. Puntillimon
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Hahaha I'm not watching the game but can imagine how bad it is

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Unassisted Valencia goal to win it 1-0

    Can feel it in me waters 😉

  14. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    shaw to valencia looks more likely by the minute for me

  15. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Targett + Tadic > Redmond + Valencia is tempting

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      For a hit? Nah.

      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        No free the week after

    2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      K-J

    3. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Tadic unlucky yesterday. By far the best player on the pitch. Keep

    4. Melvin Udall
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      For a free yes. Depends how badly you want valencia cause you surely cant be starting Targett?

  16. djenzio
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    so all these Shaw attacking threat talk! haha. He can barely get past the halfway line where as Valencia has already made 2/3 dangerous crosses and is practically playing as a winger.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Said this before the season started

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        0G 3A

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Will change when Miky comes in I imagine.

      Shaw also still looks rusty and unfit from his injury.

    3. Stevee10001
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      he hasnt played a pl game since sep so doubt he was gona hit the ground running that well

    4. Dragon Arcana
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      He is a winger by trade

  17. The Truth Is...
      9 years, 8 months ago

      When are price rises due?

      1. The Royal Robin
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        After the GW.

      2. thepeen555
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Each night depending on ins and outs etc

        1. The Truth Is...
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Which do you think is the best 4.5 gk long term?

            1. BRONALDINHO
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Foster

      3. ihateramsey2
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Baines to Valencia?

      4. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Utd players are so slow on the ball.

      5. Helia
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Looks like I've found my first transfer possibly. Valencia in.. baines out possibly

      6. JÆKS ⭐
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Missed the first half hour of the game,

        Any United players worth picking (already have Valencia)?

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Nope

        2. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Nope

        3. thepeen555
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Ha ha lucky u didn't get to see it #borefest

      7. Worzel Gummidge
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Ibra essential

          1. Guy Demel
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            *Ibe

          2. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I have him but that looks far from true so far

          3. kalmoffit
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I should sell Vardy now?

            1. John Barnes
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              i'd keep him for a few more games... m thinking of selling ibra soon...

        • Captain Vantastic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Rooney is so fast

          1. Worzel Gummidge
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Man U are so good

              1. Postman Ty
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                thank man, u are good too.

            • Sánchez
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              You put that 's' in by mistake?

          2. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            C'mon Ibra do something useful and get yourself a yellow

            1. Puntillimon
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Make that a red

          3. Nabs Kebabs
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            words can't describe how scared I am of the zlatan.

            1. ThunderPants
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              i wouldn't be so concerned with rooney behind him. now if it was mata...

              1. Andy_Social
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Or SuperMkhi

          4. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I cant work it out. Rooney has been dropping deeper and deeper every season. Yet add Ibrahimovic and Rooney starts scampering about up front whilst Ibra..... well stands about.

            Zlatan doesnt chase the ball, the ball chases Zlatan.

            1. Worzel Gummidge
                9 years, 8 months ago

                He is pretty garbage. This is not Ligue 1

              • Nabs Kebabs
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Zlatan doesn't try to get women. Women try to get Zlatan.

            2. Count of Monte Hristo
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Rooney hitting pass back's to De Gea harder than he shoots on goal...

            3. Eden Azzzar
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Best choice of the week to not but Ibra.... So far at least

              1. Eden Azzzar
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Buy not but

            4. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              fair to assume everyone is banking a FT??

              1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Yes

              2. Eden Azzzar
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Maybe not

              3. Wilshere Knowledge
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                It's a question of how many hits mate. 😉

              4. Melvin Udall
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Yep.
                Vardys under scrutiny though. Giving him another chance though a goal next week can change everything.

            5. Postman Ty
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              cheeky valencia cross blown in for a goal? all I ask for.