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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    So lame from Rooney

  2. Syd.
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia over Shaw was the right move

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Of course I picked Shaw 🙁

    2. NissA
      10 years, 2 months ago

      At least I got something right on my team!

    3. Tommytour
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He looks best Utd pick by far

    4. Postman Ty
      10 years, 2 months ago

      very happy with him. we needed him there last year, but looks guaranteed nailed on now bar injury. knock on wood.

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Went both just incase

  3. Goodricke
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia is making himself known

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Utds biggest threat thus far

      1. Goodricke
        10 years, 2 months ago

        As long as his cross leads to a Zlatan goal, i don't care about anything else in this match.

  4. Numb
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia looks good. Shaw the one covering back.

  5. rossonero8
    10 years, 2 months ago

    nice play from man u

  6. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Absolutely dog corner from Mata. Too slow, too high. Easy to catch.

  7. ♤TeddyBear♤
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia is absolutely brilliant at RB. No wonder fergie loved him

  8. joinho
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Here it comes

  9. TheSteel
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia's average position is the right side of the 18.

    1. MEGPAL
      10 years, 2 months ago

      That's cos he's a winger

  10. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The atmosphere at that stadium is absolutely cack.

  11. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Valencia couldl be the highest scoring def this year I reckon. He's basically just a winger

    1. Lawrø
      10 years, 2 months ago

      If he keeps his place

      1. Bubz
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Dont see why he wouldnt

    2. MEGPAL
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He is a winger playing RB. People forget this

    3. djenzio
      10 years, 2 months ago

      will United keep less CS though as the whole right side of their defence is a gap

  12. Greenbackbøøg…
    10 years, 2 months ago

    This United team a bit like City but without the possession

    1. Puntillimon
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hahaha I'm not watching the game but can imagine how bad it is

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Unassisted Valencia goal to win it 1-0

    Can feel it in me waters 😉

  14. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
    10 years, 2 months ago

    shaw to valencia looks more likely by the minute for me

  15. Count of Monte Hristo
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Targett + Tadic > Redmond + Valencia is tempting

    1. The Royal Robin
      10 years, 2 months ago

      For a hit? Nah.

      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        10 years, 2 months ago

        No free the week after

    2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      K-J

    3. TheSteel
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Tadic unlucky yesterday. By far the best player on the pitch. Keep

    4. Melvin Udall
      10 years, 2 months ago

      For a free yes. Depends how badly you want valencia cause you surely cant be starting Targett?

  16. djenzio
    10 years, 2 months ago

    so all these Shaw attacking threat talk! haha. He can barely get past the halfway line where as Valencia has already made 2/3 dangerous crosses and is practically playing as a winger.

    1. Davido989
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Said this before the season started

      1. Slam
        10 years, 2 months ago

        0G 3A

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Will change when Miky comes in I imagine.

      Shaw also still looks rusty and unfit from his injury.

    3. Stevee10001
      10 years, 2 months ago

      he hasnt played a pl game since sep so doubt he was gona hit the ground running that well

    4. MEGPAL
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He is a winger by trade

  17. The Truth Is...
    10 years, 2 months ago

    When are price rises due?

    1. The Royal Robin
      10 years, 2 months ago

      After the GW.

    2. thepeen555
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Each night depending on ins and outs etc

      1. The Truth Is...
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Which do you think is the best 4.5 gk long term?

        1. BRONALDINHO
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Foster

  18. ihateramsey2
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Baines to Valencia?

  19. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Utd players are so slow on the ball.

  20. Helia
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Looks like I've found my first transfer possibly. Valencia in.. baines out possibly

  21. JÆKS ⭐
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Missed the first half hour of the game,

    Any United players worth picking (already have Valencia)?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nope

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nope

    3. thepeen555
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ha ha lucky u didn't get to see it #borefest

  22. Worzel Gummidge
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Ibra essential

    1. Guy Demel
      10 years, 2 months ago

      *Ibe

    2. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I have him but that looks far from true so far

    3. kalmoffit
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I should sell Vardy now?

      1. John Barnes
        10 years, 2 months ago

        i'd keep him for a few more games... m thinking of selling ibra soon...

  23. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney is so fast

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Man U are so good

      1. Postman Ty
        10 years, 2 months ago

        thank man, u are good too.

    2. Sánchez
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You put that 's' in by mistake?

  24. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    C'mon Ibra do something useful and get yourself a yellow

    1. Puntillimon
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Make that a red

  25. Nabs Kebabs
    10 years, 2 months ago

    words can't describe how scared I am of the zlatan.

    1. ThunderPants
      10 years, 2 months ago

      i wouldn't be so concerned with rooney behind him. now if it was mata...

      1. Andy_Social
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Or SuperMkhi

  26. Ginkapo FPL
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I cant work it out. Rooney has been dropping deeper and deeper every season. Yet add Ibrahimovic and Rooney starts scampering about up front whilst Ibra..... well stands about.

    Zlatan doesnt chase the ball, the ball chases Zlatan.

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He is pretty garbage. This is not Ligue 1

    2. Nabs Kebabs
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Zlatan doesn't try to get women. Women try to get Zlatan.

  27. Count of Monte Hristo
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney hitting pass back's to De Gea harder than he shoots on goal...

  28. Eden Azzzar
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Best choice of the week to not but Ibra.... So far at least

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Buy not but

  29. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
    10 years, 2 months ago

    fair to assume everyone is banking a FT??

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yes

    2. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Maybe not

    3. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It's a question of how many hits mate. 😉

    4. Melvin Udall
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yep.
      Vardys under scrutiny though. Giving him another chance though a goal next week can change everything.

  30. Postman Ty
    10 years, 2 months ago

    cheeky valencia cross blown in for a goal? all I ask for.