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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Captain Vantastic™
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Has Mourinho lost his touch?

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well he has spent millions on players yet again. Just waiting for the winning to happen. Could be a while

    2. Sánchez
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing hundreds of millions of pounds can't fix

    3. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Did you ever watch Chelsea

    4. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's a slight improvement on LVG. GK was the best player then, now it's the defenders 😉

    5. NissA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We're just 40 minutes in, it's a bit early to say that.

    6. Melvin Udall
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      F me. Give the geezer a few games. Lol

  2. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why do I have four players in this game

    1. Bubz
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Actually one is on the bench

    2. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm guessing shaw/Valencia ddg Ibra and Wilson?

      1. Eden Azzzar
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Gradel then

        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Martial, Shaw, Gradel and Wilson

          Didn't even realise I had two Bournemouth until just now

  3. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This is a woeful game

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Most PL game are

    2. MEGPAL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sums up the new season so far

    3. djenzio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      is it? or are you a Utd fan?

      I'm enjoying it. Bourn playing some nice footie

      1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        No Utd support here. It's poor quality with hardly any decent shots on target

        1. Puntillimon
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Wait a bit longer, I'm expecting pool and gunners to be a cracker. High paced poor defence kinda game lol

          1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Agreed

  4. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boruc bossing the box at corners

  5. Alexkj
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial looks the best pick of this united bunch so far. Valencia very OOP, Shaw doesn't look like a football player, Bailly looks like a good defender.

  6. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What's more frustrating, a corner hitting the first man or being easily caught by the keeper?

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Keeper

    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Both shiite

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      First man

    4. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Keeper

  7. The Truth Is...
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Best 4.5m keeper long term?

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Foster

    2. djenzio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Foster

    3. Helder's Left Foot
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Foster for me.

  8. Costa Nostra
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero would have at least 3-4 big chances already....at least this Zlatan guy has a man bun??

    1. djenzio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      it's nothing on Fellaini's ultra bun

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You can tell he's 34, lets just say that

  9. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If Zlatan ran rather than jogged, he might do something!

  10. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    You got to love football fans

    Showing Rooney some love 🙂

  11. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why have Bournemouth signed another two good LBs, only to continue playing the same guy from last season?

  12. Davido989
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Singing "murderers" to Jordon Ibe. What an unclassy bunch

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why would they even chant that?

      1. Davido989
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Because that's what they do.

    2. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What's that about?

      1. Andy_Social
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeh, fill us in.

      2. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hillsborough

    3. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why

    4. Trovsmash
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      why ae they doing that?

    5. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wow.

    6. Bubz
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why?

    7. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Disgusting Mancs

  13. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Another 150-200m and I reckon Mourinho might be able to challenge for the title

    1. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sunderland could win it with that much

    2. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not looking good so far is it

    3. Andy_Social
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i.e. Mhkiy and Pogback - they'll be the difference.

    4. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I feel the same about my fpl chances.

  14. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Epl the most entertaining league in the world......

    1. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I me thrilled

    2. Mull
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      These games happen all over Europe. When we watch other countries is almost always their best teams and not two bottom half sides like it is today.

  15. odannyboys
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I think everyone forgot that Mourinho sets up his teams in a similar way to LVG. Don't expect fireworks.

    1. Melvin Udall
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Top comment.

  16. Smurf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I know it's unlikely but Gradel staying on the bench would be great.

    Capoue first sub.

    Any reason he's benched? Even against a big team I wouldn't have expected negative tactics from Bournemouth.

  17. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If you told someone at the end of last season that you could pay up to 11.5m for a Utd attacker player this season you would have been laughed at

    1. Mull
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'd have laughed If you told me I'd be this nervous about him as well.

    2. willl
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just wait till CR7 returns.

      Written in the stars.

  18. Oooof
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Luton vs Villa was better than this

  19. ihateramsey2
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So who doubled on United attack?

    1. TheSteel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Me. Zlatan and Valencia 😉

  20. djenzio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Zlatan pushing in the box

  21. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hazard not in todays line up

    1. Wirtzle Gummidge
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Never gets old.

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why is Diomande 3rd on my bench

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Capoue if true 😉

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Never mind you caught a Carp...

    4. TheSteel
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hazard plays for Chelsea...

    5. Andy_Social
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Arsene hasn't bought him?

  22. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mata goal of the season

  23. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Balls.

  24. Eden Azzzar
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mats!!!

  25. BRONALDINHO
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    wow, Mata

  26. Jay_
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mata G
    Unassisted

  27. Ginkapo FPL
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What the actual crap Mata!

    PASS TO IBRA

  28. arthadox
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    boring mata goal.

  29. Oooof
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Terrible mistake

  30. Ady87
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Maya's goal per minute for United must be ridiculous!