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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Give The Todd Some Love
    10 years, 2 months ago

    And now England have lost another two wickets

  2. djenzio
    10 years, 2 months ago

    gifted a goal. Typical United. Underserving and get extremely lucky with a defensive error.

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hahahahahaha!!!........

      1. djenzio
        10 years, 2 months ago

        it's true. Utd done nothing all game and get a typical jammy goal from a double defensive error. Mata missed the first chance so Francis passes back to him just to give him one more try

        1. Bazzalona
          10 years, 2 months ago

          And we appreciate his help.
          We really do

    2. Cantona90
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Stick to Facebook for fishing.

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'm not even a United fan, but this post is salty asf

    4. odannyboys
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hahaha hilarious post.

  3. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Utd are so spawny

  4. Bazzalona
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Oh the irony.
    Lucky but it don't Mata

  5. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Stay like this please

    1. DA Minnion (Former great)
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This so much.

  6. Greenbackbøøg…
    10 years, 2 months ago

    No assist

  7. Mickey Tyrion™
    10 years, 2 months ago

    *checks ML to see which casuals have mata*

  8. Cantona90
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Should have squared it for Ibra

  9. JÆKS ⭐
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Classic Manchester United goal....

  10. Bøwstring The Carp
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Unlucky Ibra owners

    Mourinho will move him to CB now to protect the lead

    1. rossonero8
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hahaha even as a ibra owner thats funnny

  11. josh7191
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Ffs Mata why didn't you pass to ibra

  12. djenzio
    10 years, 2 months ago

    can't believe that backpass then Boruc saves his ass and he just passes it back to Mata!

  13. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Ibra assist?

    1. Declan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney

    2. thepeen555
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No assist at all apart from
      BOU defence

  14. Declan
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Tactical genius from Maureen, starting Mata.

  15. DA Minnion (Former great)
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Glad for Mata.
    Ibra you stay quiet.
    Valencia you keep a clean sheet.

  16. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Bournemouth must be gutted at that. Theyve played perfectly up til a silly mistake.

    1. djenzio
      10 years, 2 months ago

      yep. Utd jamming it again.

  17. Numb
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Floodgates = open

    1. Declan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      😆

    2. ihateramsey2
      10 years, 2 months ago

      United are no flood

    3. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Doubt it

  18. Fowler23
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Cook assist

  19. SW6
    10 years, 2 months ago

    A wild Mattata appears

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    2. BeDreamin
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol

  20. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Great goal for non-Ibra owners. If it gets to 65 minutes and the scores are the same, Jose will set up his bus.

  21. Puntillimon
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Of all the players to score, thankfully it's Mata

  22. Cecil The Lion
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Francis - another dud Doosra pick

    1. Mull
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He didn't expect a CS vs United. Francis isn't a bad pick.

    2. The Donald
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Doosras picks have been shocking so far

      1. Cecil The Lion
        10 years, 2 months ago

        At least he's being consistent

        1. The Donald
          10 years, 2 months ago

          True

    3. Sting
      10 years, 2 months ago

      common theme

  23. Mull
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Time to throw on Mikel and pass the ball around the defence for 45 minutes.

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol

    2. Rusty Nail
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's in brazil

  24. AcquiringSteak
    10 years, 2 months ago

    worst play by Francis ever, Boruc saved it and Francis rebounded it to Mata. Fail backpass, fail positioning...

  25. TheSteel
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Pep and Mou scraping by

  26. Eden Azzzar
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Do u reckon Ibra will beat up mata in the dressing room for not passing to him?

    1. Fowler23
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol. Mata,has himself in his fantasy team

  27. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season kr…
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Mata with just 1.7% ownership !
    Big Big differential indeed.

    1. NissA
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mourinho already sold him once. He'll do it again.

    2. Melvin Udall
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Matas in the shop window and he knows it.

  28. Nabs Kebabs
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone else waiting for Ibra to do this at some point this season:

    Ibra goal from Ibra assist.

  29. The Truth Is...
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Just some advice please guys...I have Darren Fletcher and i want to upgrade to Gaston Ramirez but obviously needs the extra mill..Defense is Alderweireld,Van Dijk andIvanovic plus De Gea in net..Who would you downgrade and who to?

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Toby

    2. rdamjan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Alder to Walker.

      1. Andy_Social
        10 years, 2 months ago

        this

      2. The Truth Is...
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Rdamjan i was with you on that one but the goal threat worried me a little.Walkers previous years points havent been great

    3. SW6
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ivanovic to Evans.

    4. DA Minnion (Former great)
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ivan down to someone.

      1. The Truth Is...
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ivanovic to who tho?

        1. DA Minnion (Former great)
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Stones or Williams maybe.

    5. Postman Ty
      10 years, 2 months ago

      that is a very, very heavy back line. most likely downgrade ddg to a 4.5 keeper, but in the future look into potentially downgrading one of the other defenders, based on form.

      1. The Truth Is...
        10 years, 2 months ago

        My thoughts were either downgrade ddg to foster or alderweireld to walker?

        1. The Truth Is...
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Craig Dawson anyone?

        2. Postman Ty
          10 years, 2 months ago

          foster safer. dont trust the spurs potential rotation at full backs.

          1. The Truth Is...
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Ok cheers for that..What about Alder is he safe from rotation?

            1. Postman Ty
              10 years, 2 months ago

              100%

              1. The Truth Is...
                10 years, 2 months ago

                Bit the bullet before any price rises...Ive done De Gea to Foster and Fletcher to Ramirez

  30. ktk_interista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    So Rooney not a no. 6 or 8 this year. Looks like a no. 5 to me 🙂

    1. ihateramsey2
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What happened to being #10?

      1. ktk_interista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Nowhere to be seen near the box

    2. JJO
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He looks right no9 right now