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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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    9 years, 8 months ago

    fpl assist confirmed as lukaku

    1. Backup Dancer
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      Not Barry?

    2. NissA
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      Not N'Zogbia then?

  2. Eden Azzzar
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    Rooney kicks the ball 15 seconds after he gets it every time

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      he's got to chase to where he traps it to

      1. Bazzalona
        • 14 Years
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        Not far from the truth that.
        Dreadful so far

    2. Jazz!
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      Sideways or backwards also.

  3. Royal5
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    Rooney really slowing United down

    1. ThunderPants
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      As always

  4. Fowler23
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    Incoming Mata bandwagon. Dropped by Mourinho next match

    1. Lebowski85
      • 13 Years
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      "Hazard > Mata for -4?" 😛

  5. andy85wsm
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    Some tetchy non-Ibra owners around.

    1. Jay_
        9 years, 8 months ago

        * happy

      • Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Ban Bows 😉

      • Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
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        Don't F****G call me TETCHY!

        😆 😛

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
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        He hasn't done anything

        1. andy85wsm
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          That's what makes it more funny 😆

        2. Fowler23
          • 10 Years
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          Not true. Kinda Assisted the goal by knocking Francis head off 15 mins earlier ?

      • Trae44
        • 10 Years
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        I'm glad I don't own him for now anyway

    2. djenzio
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      come on Callum!

    3. Bubz
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      Valencia nowhere near the baps surprisingly

      1. Jay_
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Bailly looking good for 2, could get 1

        • Mull
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          9 years, 8 months ago

          Good.

        • Numb
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          Stupid system anyway

        • Andy_Social
          • 13 Years
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          no one is. nothings happened.

          1. Bubz
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            Well it's all about whos getting the bps in the Utd defence because if they get a clean sheet they are who will get the baps...

        • ThunderPants
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          not until he assists ibra anyway

      2. Numb
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        Bailly looks like he's gonna be a beast. I can see why Jose wanted him.

        1. AnotherBareBum
          • 9 Years
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          he will be a yellow card magnet I think but he looks great

        2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
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          9 years, 8 months ago

          Very rough. You can see why he's had disciplinary problems

      3. thedalmeny
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        • 10 Years
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        Butland assist?

        Sorry, had to 🙂

      4. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
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        50% hiding behind the couch over

        1. The Donald
          • 9 Years
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          :heavy breathing:

        2. Bubz
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          It's always the last 10% where we're punished

        3. MrMaverick
          • 9 Years
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          he hasnt l

      5. dcarlito
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        Delighted for Mata 🙂

      6. djenzio
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        ugh

      7. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
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        Poor utd

        Need to throw anther 200 million at it me thinks

        1. FPL Blow-In
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          🙄

      8. Nicks93
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        Looks like going without Ibra was the correct call

        1. willl
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          Please don't jinx it.

      9. Squires FC
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        Lloris -> ?

      10. AcquiringSteak
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        I feel for rashford, just getting his gametime with LvG, then Mourinho comes in - no more gametime for him.

        1. Cecil The Lion
          • 9 Years
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          LVG was forced to play him. Don't know why he gets praise for having promoting him

        2. kalmoffit
          • 12 Years
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          He'll be on in second half

        3. FPL Blow-In
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          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Man it's 45mins into the first game of the season 🙄

      11. How Mina You
        • 11 Years
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        Come on Martial lad

      12. LAMB TEA
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        united need to step up, far from entertaining

      13. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        Ibra > Falcao

      14. Cecil The Lion
        • 9 Years
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        Don't know why Fellaini gets so much stick from United fans. Right old scrapper - he's been cleaning things up in the middle of the park today. Useful as a long-ball target man when needed, too.

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
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          He's been one of Uniteds better players

          1. Cecil The Lion
            • 9 Years
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            Exactly

        2. djenzio
          • 11 Years
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          cause he is scumbag!

          1. Bazzalona
            • 14 Years
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            I bet you were beating the floor Sammy Kuffour style when Mata scored. Fellaini's a dirty so and so. Every team has them........

        3. Melvin Udall
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          Yep. 100%. Different style but can be effective. Not his fault utd bought him.

      15. Nicks93
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        How do I get my ID in this new look site?

      16. Whazza
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        Valencia so involved, accurate passes/crosses and one or two interceptions.. Was expecting BPS but he is not in the top 10 🙂

      17. Every Dog Has Its Day
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        Rooney should not be on the pitch in the second half... 🙄

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
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          One can hope

        2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
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          He should not be near a PL club

      18. Greenbackbøøg…
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        Ibras age is starting to show

        1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
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          Clearly hasn't got the pace for PL

      19. Back on the horse
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        Just got back from hols. What did I miss? Bet this place went mad when Redmond scored.

      20. Seb Wassell
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        9 years, 8 months ago

        37.5 Ibras to go.

      21. spiritof82
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        9 years, 8 months ago

        Mata essential ... *

        *he's not - he's really not

        1. LAMB TEA
          • 10 Years
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          mata is essential

          thank me later

      22. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
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        Mata for £7.5m would have been unimaginable a few seasons back. 11 goals and 18 assists in 2012/13.

        1. ThunderPants
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          why mou ditched him for oscar i don't think ill ever understand

          1. Whazza
            • 13 Years
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            me neither, but his reason then was that Mata doesn't track back enough

      23. djenzio
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        Utd playing just as dull as last season.

        1. Jar Jar Winks
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          I say the first 3/4 games is all about getting the points on the board whichever way it's achieve.After that teams generally start to express themselves more.

      24. somebody
        • 11 Years
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        rooney ruining his own as well as MU's game. Every manager got into a trap of making him captain and give him playing minutes while he is nothing more than a sub.

        1. Melvin Udall
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          The new Alan smith.