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19 August 2016 4503 comments
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The first of 10 Friday night kick-offs of the 2016/17 season gets underway as Man United play host to Southampton at 8pm.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic carries the armband hopes of many heading into Gameweek 2. Second only to Sergio Aguero in this week’s captain poll, another big display from the Swede this evening should continue the bandwagon that’s already earned him in excess of 45% ownership.

There’s also the small matter of Paul Pogba to consider. Having served a one-match ban last weekend, the Frenchman is poised for a second debut and has been named in the hosts’ first XI.

Having emerged victorious from Old Trafford in each of the last two seasons, the Saints will be hoping to take up the role of part poopers once again as Jose Mourinho prepares for his first home match in charge of the Red Devils.

Claude Puel’s side stuttered to a 1-1 home draw against Watford last time out, though produced more attempts on goal that any side in Gameweek 1.

Dusan Tadic created more chances than any other player in the opening round of fixtures, whilst Nathan Redmond’s 75,000 new owners will be looking for a repeat of last week’s goal and subsequent two-point haul against the Hornets.

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  1. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    GW 3 captaincy has never been so easy

    1. O Fenomeno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Surely every team that has him will captain?

    2. EDEN THE MAN
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      WHo??

      I haven't checked fixtures.

      1. Turbolag
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Let's just say a certain Swede is facing Hull next week.

  2. O Fenomeno
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Zlatan and Aguero from the off was a master stroke

    1. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Yep

  3. villian-ty
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Gray dropping?

  4. World XI
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Shaw will be on 2 baps after 60 mind if United keep a clean sheet. So 8 points

    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Would be nice but you just know United will concede a consolation goal late on.

      1. World XI
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Let's hope not! Got Shaw 🙂

      2. Sheeeit
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        They look good at the back I think. Southampton are struggling to get any clean chances now.

      3. dcarlito
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Hopefully Long...

  5. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    -8 or WC?

    -8 would be Morgan Vardy to Friend Ibra

    1. The Tinkerman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      How is that -8 already?

      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Did Siggy to Lamela

    2. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      you'll feel dirty after you press the button

      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        But is it worth it?

    3. A Team Of James McCleans
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      You have at least one (possibly 2) free

      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        I don't

    4. Tony Moon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I'd just do -8 and you have the rest of the week to decide if u want to wc.

    5. Pino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      -8

  6. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    How's Rooney and the extra 2.5m doing for you, WR?

  7. Jafoole_88
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Wonder whether TriggerLips will Vardy > Ibramhimovic

    1. n-doggg
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He's rising tonight. A LOT of people will be making that move

    2. willl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Buy the book to find out!

  8. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Changed cpt between kun and ibra 5 times last 10 mins...went with the heart as a united fan!!

    pure love for ibra

  9. Dimen
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Why am I captaining Kun to Stoke(A) when I have Ibracadabra!!!

    1. Qaiss
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Kun will deliver for us, watch

      1. dcarlito
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Hope to god.

    2. blue book
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      A Kun hattie folllowng tonight's Ibra brace. That's the plan. So far so good!

      1. Yank Revolution
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Thatd be a dream

  10. ChristoBisto
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Those saying they're not convinced blah blah blah. Still not convinced?

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Who cares about those plebs? At least we have seen the light 😉

      1. ChristoBisto
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Must admit pre season I was not sure but took him as an insurance policy against him doing well. Now they must spend transfers and hits to match our teams while we plan the next move. *high five*

  11. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Hope I don't regret captaining Hazard with Ibra and Aguero in my team

    1. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Haz on the road is a bit punty

  12. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    If Ibra can keep this up we could afford to go without Aguero and get a 3rd heavy hitter in midfield.

    1. EDEN THE MAN
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Not quite, Aguero will still score loads of goals.

    2. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      speak for yourself (like the name)

    3. Kimmich
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      No, Aguero with Ibrahimovic is the better route.

  13. Sp0rting
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Wait, what's this?

    1.5m in the bank.

    And that's the price difference between Vardy and Ibra?

    Well I never.

    1. aehii
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Vardy hat trick incoming.

  14. Kante Be Bothered
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    God wildcard?
    Firmino to Barkley
    Costa to Ibra
    Friend to Love

    1. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      the third of those is a transfer you may regret

      1. Kante Be Bothered
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Which one?

  15. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Is it normal for me to be more frustrated for not captaining Ibra than you guys don't own him?

    1. Jamie_GAWA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I didn't captain him and I'm happy he's not highly captained, Aguero was the sensible pick and could still score big

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        This is a little calming. Thanks.

    2. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Didn't you pick Ibrahimovi(c)?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Nope

    3. dcarlito
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      In the same boat Citoyen. 🙁

  16. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Ibra is now on the same level 'captain-able-ness' as Kun with pens!

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He doesn't run around like a nutter either, so no reason why he can't play all games!

      1. Rainer
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Doesn't have the Kun injury proneness and can't see him playing Europa...

        1. dribbler
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          I agree Zlatan won't play Europa League

  17. MoeZe3bi
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I feel bad for captaining Firmino 🙁

  18. aehii
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Right, that's it, I've decided. I'm rectifying my mistake and swapping aguero for benteke, and going with less owned strikers less likely to score, to be different.

  19. mranonymous
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Alli > Lamela

    Tadic > Coutinho

    Gray > Benteke

    -4.

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Meh
      Nope
      Awful

      1. JIM BOB
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Not a fan of Tellers?

        1. JIM BOB
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Tekkers *

        2. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Not a fan of palace.

  20. tm370
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    FFS. I was so close to doing Kane to Ibra...

  21. cricketmad787
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Best mid for 8.0 or under?

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Under

    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Tadic or Lamala

  22. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Chances of Aguero not present at Brittania tomorrow...? Guys, he won't play right? I will have my (VC) Ibra points right? Guys?

    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      #clutching

  23. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Hi lads. How are we all doing? 😀

    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      😉

    2. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      🙁

    3. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      in heaven

    4. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Captain?

  24. liiusions
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Let's be honest if you didn't start with Aguero and Ibra you're as foolish as the 'casuals' people love to slate on here

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Harsh, Ibra was an unknown quantity in English football and very expensive. Kane, Vardy etc. offer good alternatives.

      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        It's Zlatan...

    2. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I thought it was a no-brainer considering his ownership and price. There will be a lot of hits before GW3.

    3. MrZ
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Start with kun ibra up front then ditch kun because of fixtures.. now need major surgery to get kun back

      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Why would you do that?

        1. MrZ
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          City has champions league fixtures too in midweek & think pep will push him to play in all matches... then i started to buy ezpensive mid 🙁

          didn't expect city to hammer steaua in 1st leg tbh.. my bad

    4. Pub Crawl to the Townsend
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Was the safe option

    5. dcarlito
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      They would have to get down from their high horses first 😉

    6. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      That doesn't really make any sense

      We didn't know he was on pens
      He was very poor in community shield

      Lots of casuals with Ibra though...

    7. BDMC5
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Really wonder why people post ridiculous comments like this here after the fact. I have zlatan And kun but Investing 25m in 2 strikers is a huge risk when there are loads of cheaper alternatives . It's working great so far but too early days to be bragging and downing others for not certain players

  25. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Eriksen and Vardy -> Lamela and Ibra tonight!??

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      No brainier

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Just feels wrong to do it before the others play!!

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          Agreed but prices will rise tonight.

          1. Zizoulicious
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            Indeed, wouldn't be able to do the transfer of I wait. Have you got Ibra already?

    2. ANON.
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah think I'm going for it now. Not sure whether its a good move but at least you'll get the price rises

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        True, worth doing it for the big price swings

      2. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Convinced I think. Feels as dirty as a -4 tho

      3. dribbler
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        maybe wait for the end of the game?

    3. Jafoole_88
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      If for a free, then Ni. If for a -4 or -8 pointer...then absolutely Yes

  26. Harper_
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Last season was bad but it wasn't this bad 🙁

    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      2nd GW. Get a grip mate

  27. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Ibra 🙂

  28. Assisting you all day
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Glad i wildcarded to get Ibra in and capped him!

    1. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      glad you wildcarded

  29. Salah’s Sonnet
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Just got home, do Rooney owners still see more value with him? being on pens and all....oh wait 🙂

    1. edison
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Very disappointing , the penalty wasn't given to Rooney as mentioned in the z bandwagon article ,hopefully can still get my green triangle this week:)

  30. S.Agueroooooo
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Tadic to 6.0? Redmond, bolasie or Ramirez?

    1. MrZ
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Redmond or ramirez... bolasie not certain to start