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27 August 2016 2217 comments
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Gameweek 3 gets underway in some style: on paper, the early kick-off at White Hart Lane has the makings of a classic. However, much depends on the version of the Liverpool side that turns up.

Jurgen Klopp’s men were spectacular in the season opener against Spurs’ north London rivals, Arsenal. They followed that display a week later with frustrating showing at Burnley, as they slipped to a 2-0 reverse having hogged 83% of the ball.

As for Spurs, they’ve certainly failed to spark to this point. A stalemate with Everton was followed by a stuttering display against Palace, which eventually saw them grind out a 1-0 win.

Harry Kane is back as the lone striker. Philippe Coutinho is fit and on the Liverpool teamsheet. The scene is set for the big Fantasy assets to come to the fore.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Ryan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Jaffa cake haircut, nice

    1. SilkySkills
      10 years, 2 months ago

      haha

  2. Somalion
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Kane to be the best 6.5 striker option by Christmas?

    1. Rains of Castamere
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Just don't bench him vs Chelsea

  3. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Golly Gosh i'm glad i didn't go with my preseason hunch of one Harry Kane.

  4. Mull
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone mentioning Dembele within 5 words of Kane should get a 15 minute ban.

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      U did 4. Can we get a ban over here?

      1. Mull
        10 years, 2 months ago

        As a Kane owner I'm off to bang my head against a wall for 15 minutes.

        1. Eden Azzzar
          10 years, 2 months ago

          People actually own him I thought it was a myth 🙂

    2. Rainer
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Anyone who has Kane should be banned.

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Harry + Dembele then

    4. tm245
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jonty should breathe out of his mouth for the entire next Scoutcast.

    5. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Kane might prove to be essential once Dembele is back

  5. Dušan Citizen
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Should I watch SOU-SUN (Redmond, Davis) or CPL-BOU (Benteke)?

    1. faver
      10 years, 2 months ago

      soton, switch after 1st goal for bou

    2. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      CPL-BOU
      Penalties ⚽️

  6. Bartowski
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Did that chap, that just came on for Spurs, go to a fancy dress party last night?

  7. Gerbs
    10 years, 2 months ago

    LOL at the multiple "why would anyone spend more in ibra when Kane is a better option" followed by the "shhh don't tell anyone" messages before the season

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Cool story bro.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I reckon Kane will finish the season with more goals.

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yep agree.

    3. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No idea what you are talking about

    4. Rainer
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The best was Rooney + 2.5m & pens > Ibra...

    5. Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
      10 years, 2 months ago

      LOLs

    6. devils advocate
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'd rather have Rooney plus 2.7 mil to spend elsewhere, lol.

  8. HuttonDressedasLahm
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Kane price drop incoming

    1. Les Bleus
      10 years, 2 months ago

      0.2-0.3 IMO

    2. Rainer
      10 years, 2 months ago

      At least -0.2

  9. Zombie
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Parm?

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      a ham

    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Parm

  10. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What does Jordan Henderson actually do?

    1. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Good question

    2. rdamjan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No one knows.

    3. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nothing, but he is a Liverpool captain and therefore a key cog for England

    4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Used car salesman.

    5. Rains of Castamere
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ambles around like a duck with anger management issues.

      1. The Royal Robin
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Most appt description IMHO.

    6. devils advocate
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's a bricklayer by trade but loves getting out on the pitch with the lads on weekends.

  11. Geri-hatricks
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Barber: What chu want fam?
    Adomah: I like jaffa cakes
    Barber: Say no more

    1. Dušan Citizen
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Onomah*

      1. Geri-hatricks
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah I screwed that one up pretty badly.

    2. rdamjan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Adomah: Do you see this sponge?
      Barber: Say no more

    3. Zombie
      10 years, 2 months ago

      9gagger unite!

    4. Nomar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Its Onomah, I believe.

  12. Prison Mike
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Should of pulled the trigger on Gray > Benteke!

    1. Salah’s Sonnet
      10 years, 2 months ago

      why? neither have scored yet

      1. Prison Mike
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Don't fancy Grays chances against Chelsea, hopefully he proves me wrong though!

  13. Cantona90
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Did Jonty do Firmino to Barkley? I like to know what he's doing because he's the best out of the main contributors.

    1. Lyonnais
      10 years, 2 months ago

      he did

    2. Eskimooo
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sure Granville Isn't the best ? 🙂

  14. Les Bleus
    10 years, 2 months ago

    There will be an absolute fire sale for Kane the next 2 weeks. Will be good to get him when my TV is a bit higher.

    1. devils advocate
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He'll be a great option around gw 7 imo.

      Didn't get going until gw 8 last season from memory.

  15. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm the only one in both of my main leagues that hasn't (C) Aguero and I am currently top in both. Gulp. Really hope my 'gamble' on Zlatan pays off.

  16. DanwiseTheBrave
    10 years, 2 months ago

    seeing Onomah makes me feel like a pint of Guinness

    1. The Royal Robin
      10 years, 2 months ago

      😀

    2. Bartowski
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What kind of weird ass ginger Guinness do you drink?

      1. DanwiseTheBrave
        10 years, 2 months ago

        How did you know I was a ginger

    3. Andy_Social
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Makes me wonder where I left my bog brush

  17. makaveli123
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Wanyama MOTM?

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ...

    2. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lamelaaaaaaa?

    3. Somalion
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's picked up a bit towards the end, but I've counted at least 4 times he's passed it straight back to Pool in vulnerable positions.

  18. Somalion
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Best striker in the world coming on for Mane

    1. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Solomon Kalou gone to pool?

      1. Somalion
        10 years, 2 months ago

        You know it 😎

  19. Cantona90
    10 years, 2 months ago

    God he's arrogant Sturridge. Really don't like him.

    1. Cantona90
      10 years, 2 months ago

      If he stopped thinking he was the best player in the world he might be better.

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I can't profess to have insight into his internal thoughts, personally.

        1. Cantona90
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I can. He's never actually injured he just doesn't like working weekends.

    2. @persecuted_by_mods
      10 years, 2 months ago

      In what way is he arrogant?

  20. Nabs Kebabs
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Lamela has easily been the best attacking player for Spurs today.

    1. rdamjan
      10 years, 2 months ago

      And for Liverpool too.

      1. rdamjan
        10 years, 2 months ago

        to*

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      10 years, 2 months ago

      that hasn't been difficult today tbf

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yep but more directed towards all those bashing him at HT

    3. Rainer
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Half time he was muck, great to see him back to essential

  21. rdamjan
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Studgeeee

  22. Syd.
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Mane off for MeMe

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Triggerlips is on?

  23. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Did Sturridge just moonwalk onto the pitch?

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yes

    2. Paganoi
      10 years, 2 months ago

      LMAO! I was just typing the same thing. I think so.

    3. @persecuted_by_mods
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He always does its his ritual thingy

  24. Acquafresca
    10 years, 2 months ago

    2 strikers on, Firmino still on 😎

  25. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Come on Firmino! Bonus point please!

  26. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Austin on.
    No long

  27. The Royal Robin
    10 years, 2 months ago

    This game had 1-1 written all over it, no?

  28. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Sturridge on with 2 minutes to go makes a whole lot of sense

  29. Geri-hatricks
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Phew, Mane goes off safely without a goal so I can get him at 8.9m and as a differential 😎

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Wait for him to turn 8.8 and then get him

  30. Dr Dream
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What happened to Walker?

    1. Mull
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Illness.

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Dose of the squirts

      1. Dr Dream
        10 years, 2 months ago

        So not injured.

        1. KingNidge
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Nope