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With the last international break of the calendar year now finally behind us, we settle down to our usual pre-Gameweek members article this Friday evening.

First up, we analyse the main contenders in this week’s Captain Poll, before assessing the Opta numbers and Rate My Team rankings and suggesting some differentials to help solve your armband conundrum.

The Captain Poll

Man City’s trip to Selhurst Park ensures that Sergio Aguero is, once again, the favourite for this week’s armband.

Selected by 36% of voters, Argentine has scored twice in three of his four away appearances and faces an Eagles backline that, along with Sunderland, have yet to chalk up a single clean sheet.

Aguero played just 45 minutes of his nation’s recent couple of international, which bodes well for his pitch time against Palace.

A home clash against Swansea City earns Romelu Lukaku second spot.

Despite blanking against Chelsea’s resilient rearguard, the Everton striker – who warmed up for this weekend with two goals and an assist in Belgium’s 8-1 thrashing of Estonia – is backed by over 24% of voters.

Lukaku has been in fine form in front of his own fans, netting in three of four home appearances, and faces a defence that have conceded three times in all but one of Bob Bradley’s four matches in charge.

Eden Hazard and Diego Costa earn just 11% and 2% of the votes cast respectively as Chelsea make their way to Middlesbrough.

Subject to a huge bandwagon over the break on the back of five goals and two assists in the previous four Gameweeks, Hazard has been passed fit after sustaining a knock to the calf while playing for Belgium in midweek.

Costa has recovered from a groin problem in time for Sunday’s encounter and betters his team-mate by five goals to one away from home.

They might not have it all their own way on Teesside, though.

‘Boro have conceded just once in the last three, which includes clashes against Arsenal and Man City, and have been breached just six times in five home fixtures this season.

Alexis Sanchez collects just 6% of the votes for Arsenal’s trip to Man United.

That relatively low percentage can be attributed to doubts over his fitness prior to Chile’s clash with Uruguay in midweek.

Having returned to action by bagging a brace for his nation, Sanchez – who has three sets of double-figures on the road – visits a United defence with two clean sheets in eight.

Philippe Coutinho earns 3% of the votes for Liverpool’s trip to St Mary’s, though with minor concerns over a tight hamstring, handing him the armband carries a degree of risk. Team-mates Roberto Firmino and Sadio Mane hover around the 1%-mark and could prove deadly captaincy differentials.

A home encounter with Hull City looks promising for Jermain Defoe.

The veteran’s goal and assist at Bournemouth means he has played a part in 77% of Sunderland’s strikes this season as he prepares to face a defence that’s conceded 13 times in five road trips.

Harry Kane and Kevin De Bruyne look ready-made differentials with 1% of the votes.

Tottenham’s frontman returned to action with a converted spot-kick at Arsenal and has netted in his last three league appearances ahead of a home clash with West Ham.

De Bruyne, meanwhile, has produced attacking returns in all four of his away appearances as City roll up to Palace.

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  1. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What's the point in coutinho travelling if he's not gonna take part?? Surely he will play??

    1. More Tragic
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He's never been to Southampton so might take in a bit of sightseeing?

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      To be with the team.

    3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Still pure guesswork. Would be hilarious if he does though, even as a non-owner.

      This place is kray-kray.

    4. TooDifficuIt
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      it means that the injury isn't serious he will be banched just in case they need him badly, i don't think he will play

  2. Too Mane Men
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is Chris Brunt enough West Brom cover?

    Rondon, Chadli and Phillips all great options.

    1. Jönny
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Cover is a myth.

      West Brom cover is definitely a myth.

      1. Jönny
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Although, weirdly, they are all actually quite good options.

        What is this, Bizzaroworld?

    2. Crystal Ball
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      More than enough. This is a team whose fans are shocked if they score more than one goal in a game. Understand playing fixtures, but on a basic level west from are a defensive side, so get 2 defenders if you wish.

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Enough West Brom cover 😀

  3. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    😆 😆

    1. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What's the team then soft lad? 😀

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        soz timbo, I have stalkers 😆

        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Grrr.

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            As you can see. 😉

            1. A.T
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Would you pm it me? 🙂

              1. Davido989
                • 15 Years
                9 years, 3 months ago

                Join the group chat 😉

                1. A.T
                  • 15 Years
                  9 years, 3 months ago

                  What group chat?

                  1. Davido989
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 3 months ago

                    Never mind. What's your mail

                    1. Comment removed. Please refer to our terms and conditions on posting comments.

      2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        He doesn't know, because he isn't ITK, is what he means.

        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          For the record, I don't give a shiny shoite what the Liverpool team is for tomorrow. I'll see it @ 2pm. Sitting fairly pretty with just Firmino anyway. Cool as a cucumber.

          Just so we're clear.

  4. BT31 - WE ARE ALL TINKERMEN…
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Need to make another -4 (adds upto -8) to swap Bellerin, who to get?

    Pickford
    BELLERIN Amat McAuley
    Allen Coutinho Firmino Antonio
    Ibra Aguero Lukaku

    Heaton Capoue Holebas Smith

    1. Blanka
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Alonso, if don't need funds elsewhere.

    2. Kante Be Bothered
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      alonso

  5. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Sitting here at 8:59pm on a Friday night still deciding on which West Brom defender to bring in. Bloomin' FPL!

    1. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Brunt. Assist god

    2. gawa11
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Brunt for the win

    3. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I am thinking the same, Andy. I've gone safe with McAuley.

      My defense is ....
      Heaton, Pickford
      Alonso, McAuley, Pieters, Evans, Friend

      Cheapish, but will all be starters over Xmas games.

    4. miguelseven
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I went for Brunt but McAuley is a good option too.

    5. Blanka
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Same!!! 2 ML rivals have Mcauley, but I'm thinking Brunt. Has to be a rotation risk I feel tho. Still leaning towards him still!

    6. stojanovzr
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Andy ,please help my team!

      Sagna Blind Walker (Amat Smith) De Bruyne Son Payet Firmino Capoue Austin Rondon Aguero (C)

      I’m thinking Smith or Sagna out for McAuley.But i really don’t know what to do with Son and Payet. -4 worth a hit to bring in Hazard or even Kane? » Read

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Fwiw I'm taking a -8 to bring in a WBA defender, Hazard and Kane. Taking out Mustafi, Sterling and Ibra

        1. Too Mane Men
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          I did the the same butgotLukaku instead of Kane. Not enough funds 🙁 Kane is the man to have right now

        2. stojanovzr
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          thanks,and good luck

    7. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Need to see Brunt in more games first. He might play left back with some players coming back into the picture.

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Even left back wouldn't be so bad. As long as he's on the pitch I'd be happy 🙂

    8. stojanovzr
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      if you are confident brunt will play,then pick him,if you are not ,mcauley is safe option

    9. Too Mane Men
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Has to be Chris. If he's nailed you're laughing. The bloke who managed 11 assists from LB could be fantasy gold playing in midfield.

    10. Nanoelektronicar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Mustafi to Alonso or Brunt for a hit, question for you Andy and also the rest in the discussion, cheers all!

      1. Eskimooo
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Mustafi has better fixtures , why would you even consider this for a hit ....

        1. Nanoelektronicar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Price rise, benching Alonso in the next two, and have been burnt by Mustafi in easy fixtures ( sun and swa ) where I thought the CS are almost certain.

  6. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Evening all, not had time to pay much attention this week; I take it Callum Wilson and Lallana both need to go?

    Would give me 13.7 to spend? Any ideas? Can't say I'm thrilled by the options.

    1. gawa11
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Me neither, what about wally for lallana?

      1. CABAYE4
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        About to get dropped I would say.

    2. Crystal Ball
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes mate get them out. Austin or Defoe the options for Wilson. Also could get anichebe and upgrade lallana to a boss milf. Anichebe has such a good fixture you can play him too

  7. gawa11
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So I have lallana, coutinho and Wilson all flagged, capoue is my only available sub..what would you do
    Take the risk on on cou and Wilson, every transfer is -4

    1. Crystal Ball
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Keep coutinho, shift wilson

  8. NachoMan
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Evening all,

    So, already used a -4 to fix my Smith and Bellerin problem.

    If Coutinho doesn't play its Capoue time. Unless I take another (yes another) -4 to swap Coutinho for Firmino (or indeed someone else).

    Worth it or madness?

  9. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Play Foster at home to Burnley or Grant at home to Bournemouth?

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Fozzy

  10. Sad Nap
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Start Callum Wilson or Gundogan?

    1. gawa11
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Gun

    2. miguelseven
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Wilson may be a doubt, either start Gundogan for safety or go with Wilson and let his fitness decide (with Gudogan as first sub).

  11. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Sanchez to firmino..Yay or nay?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No

    2. TooDifficuIt
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      no, why ?

    3. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ok ta

  12. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone else playing their WC going without Aguero? Can KDB cover most of his points? It's the different between 3 big hitters and 4 big hitters

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      As long as you captain him in weeks you'd normally captain Kun.

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah, what could go wrong?

    2. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm looking at having Ibra and Costa and no Aguero for the festive period.

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Brave but could work out. What's your front 3?

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Lukaku, Kane, Austin

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Hazard, KDB and Sanchez?

    4. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What would the team look like without?

    5. Cok3y5murf
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Granville, what are you doing with Lallana?

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Ditching

        1. Cok3y5murf
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          For?

    6. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Im playing WC and Kun hasn't moved from my team. Feel like I can still get a decent team 5 'big hitters' in, Kun, Hazard, Coutinho, Firmino, Lukaku and gamble on 4th mid and 3rd fwd who I've gone Snodgrass and Austin.

    7. Karan_G14
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think it's a good move on wildcard. Could be rested in the coming gameweeks as too many fixtures are congested.
      I'm personally looking to get rid of him in GW14 for Kane.

    8. Too Mane Men
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      KDB is an unbelievable player. Well worth a punt. If I had my WC I'd consider him but no Aguero is always scary.

    9. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      If you are going without Aguero I think kdb is a must. Personally I think he can cover the pts .

      It's a tough call though but I think that extra £££ can go far.

      Good luck.

  13. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Wouldn't it be fierce handy if ya could ring a player and ask him straight out if he reckons he'll play or not.
    Wonder would they mind??

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What if he answers you in Portuguese? Gutted.

      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        in that case i can translate.

    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Would be a nice new chip addition...

  14. Karan_G14
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Allen to Snodgrass for free?

    Appreciate your thoughts!

    1. Smurf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      It considering Allens opposition. I'd bank the transfer.

      1. Karan_G14
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        I thought of saving it might not be a bad idea.

  15. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I want to read all that failed replies to me 🙁

  16. vardys party
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Working towards this alternative team in mid December:
    Cech (Pickford)
    Vert Lovren Alonso (Pieters Kingsley)
    Haz Redmond Walcott Coutinho Siggy
    Costa Kane (Barnes)

    Thoughts? Kane to ibra from boxing day

  17. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    FFS firing on all cylinders this evening.

  18. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Leipzig lead

    1. Sauzée
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Go on Ollie Burke.

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Didn't play

  19. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    RB Leipzig doing it again. Unreal.

    1. Kante Be Bothered
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      New Leicester City?

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Pretty much. Although they have more money behind them I think

      2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Only team in Bundesliga with many similarities to Leicester City is Köln.

  20. Forza Papac
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What's everyones Squad Value + ITB?

    I'm currently 103.9 + 1.9 ITB

    1. dcarlito
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You win 😉

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Link?

    3. Kalou
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Mines is 103.5m
      Sevcos is -150m 🙂

      1. Sauzée
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        😆

    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      101.4 + 0.0 ITB with Sterling dropping tonight 😎

    5. TooDifficuIt
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You’re making me feel bad, only 103.9

    6. Eskimooo
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Team link ?

    7. bojack
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      102.2 + 1.4 itb.

    8. Tansey
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      102.4 million. Find someone lower and it's all yours

  21. HiredHelp
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    When in doubt always pick Aguero

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      *RvP

    2. oscardo
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      this

  22. Reeker
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Was gonna bring in Coutinho but I should probably just bring in Firmino instead because of the doubts, or should I just bring in Coutinho anyway

    1. AgentRed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Firmino

  23. AgentRed
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Boring selection choice of the week. Play:

    a) Foster
    b) Grant

    Already playing McAuley

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Are the Scout Picks any good?

      1. AgentRed
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Yep, but Scout Picks try to spread it around and they've gone for McAuley so unusual they'd double up with Foster

  24. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Wildcard window shopping. What do you think of my proposed purchases?

    Heaton Pickford

    Alonso Holebas Friend Brunt 4.2m
    Hazard KDB Snodgrass Firminho Watmore
    Kane Lukaku Austin

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Pretty sexy

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not sure that midfield is strong enough to back up a non Aguero side if i'm honest

      Team Value an issue i presume?

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Yup team value is not great. I'd like to keep Gundogen but I've sacrificed him for Snodgrass for the fixtures

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Love the idea and by all means it could be very very profitable.. i would just have been expecting a much stronger option as a 4th midfielder with Agueros absense..

    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      5 big hitters if Firminho is counted. Can't find a 4.2 playing deefnder though

      1. GertJan
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Perhaps take a gamble with Kingsley at 4.1?

        He'll rise in price tonight...

    4. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Very template, you should be ashamed of yourself 🙂

      Pickford could be dropped soon perhaps?

      For KDB+Lukaku can you get Coutinho+Aguero out of interest? Not saying to do it, just wondering if that's that kind of match up here

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Your maths is letting you down. Anyway I'm worried about Countinho playing this week. The whole point of playing WC is not being caught short

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          It's not letting me down, I didn't check which is why I asked 🙂

        2. Annie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          your spelling is letting you down, lol.

    5. vardys party
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'd be worried about lack of Arsenal with their next 3 fixtures after this week

      1. Nanoelektronicar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Can't have them all 🙁

    6. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No Arsenal might be a problem soon.

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        I only really want Walcott but I have a feeling he'll miss out this gw. It's a tough one

    7. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Holebas not playing this week and Friend with a knock???

  25. Kante Be Bothered
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is Hazard a good captain choice? Don't see many people captaining him

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Aye

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      On form, he's a great choice.

  26. ZeBestee
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Benteke > Austin for -4?

    1. Stockport Hatter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yeh

    2. Sauzée
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      No chance. Tekkers has Swansea next week and Man City can't defend.

      1. ZeBestee
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        So i stick with Benteke?

  27. Stockport Hatter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What would you change about this line up if anything?

    Heaton (Jakupovic)
    Walker, Fuchs, Alonso, Brunt (Smith)
    Coutinho, Hazard, Firmino, Allen (Redmond)
    Lukaku (c), Aguero (Wilson)

    Thanks in advance.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'd play Redmond.

      1. Stockport Hatter
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks. In place of Allen or a defender?

        1. vardys party
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          In place of Fuchs

          1. Stockport Hatter
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Thanks mate.

  28. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Last night my puppy jumped up and leaned on me in her usual, fun loving way.

    However, unknown to her, her left paw found itself perched on my right nut, and when she dropped back to the floor she dragged my entire sacred fun bag with her. A solid 10 minutes passed with me crumpled up, wondering if I should call an ambulance or not. For all I knew my boys had detached from my body and there was nothing more than a shredded mess of blood and gore. I couldn't check, you see, for I was paralysed with the agony of it all. Then the nausea hit, but thankfully I had not yet eaten so nothing more than a bit of acid forced its way up my gullet, searing my insides as it went. In time, I rose, and limped away, a very important question I had answered by that unfortunate event.

    For you see, even a Bernese Mountain Dog's claws tearing your nads a new one is not remotely as painful as this poxy internation gameweek has been.

    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      i'd hate to imagine what happened over summer 🙂

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Spent most of the day trying to fit myself in an oven. Never worked, mind.

    2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Just eaten and still read it all 😎 I am hardcore.

      Ouch.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Really killed my happy time

  29. Emiliano Sala
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    quick poll
    who to C ?
    Kane or Kun ?

    1. Palmyre
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kane

  30. Too Mane Men
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    My back line:

    Walker, Kosielny, Brunt, Fuchs, Holebas

    Need Cedric soon. Any ideas on who to lose?