[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 August 2017 3746 comments
Mark Mark
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Here we go again. This Fantasy Football thing is back and, it appears, it’s bigger than ever.

At kick-off last season, the Fantasy Premier League had just over 3.1 million players. With still an hour to go, we’re seeing over 3.75 million in the game. The growth, it seems, is relentless.

Without a summer tournament, the weeks have flown by and Gameweek 1 appears to be all over me like an N’Golo Kante challenge.

To be honest, I don’t really feel ready for it.

I’d quite like to bask in the achievements of last season if it’s all the same to you. The thought of putting my neck on the line over another 38 Gameweeks is daunting and has come too soon.

The task seems even taller this time around.

I can’t remember toiling over an initial squad quite so much. Without ramping up the pressure on this final hour, I honestly believe that this is the toughest it has been.

Despite the likes of Alexis Sanchez and Philippe Coutinho conveniently taking themselves out of the early equation, we’re still faced with agonising choices.

For all the comfort that the early Wildcard presents, I can’t help thinking that my decisions now will be crucial.

I know how difficult I find it to admit errors; how painful it can be turn to the Wildcard rather than back my failed judgement. My worst season ever was born from an ill-fated initial selection, followed by a failed early rebuilding programme. I made errors, ignored them and ended up clinging to respectability.

But that was a one off and I should be more optimistic.

It’s not like I’m taking risks. I’ve chosen a pragmatic – almost dullard approach.

The two heavyweights will be up front, with Romelu Lukaku wearing the armband.

The luxury items for United and Southampton are in my defence and Kevin De Bruyne will tick away in my midfield.

There are one or two risks – Ryan Fraser, perhaps even Danilo – but they are the exception and exit plans have been hatched to perform an urgent rescue act.

I know that I’ll probably be okay once I’m over the line. Once three or four Gameweeks are in and I can start mining data. At that point I can repair matters and making up ground.

Gameweeks 1-3 are all about damage limitation for me. Get a foothold and build from there.

If I’m inside the top one million after four Gameweeks, I’ll be delighted. I can reel it in from there by spending countless hours trawling statistics and drifting off to deliberate transfers in my head while other human beings fruitlessly attempt to hold a conversation with me.

It will all come back to me, I’m sure. It’s going to have to. We’re here now, it’s happening again.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. FPL Daniel
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    The game is being updated.

    The game is currently being updated.

    Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

    1. Waxys
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah it's happening

    2. Butcher
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Weird guy is back

      1. G-Whizz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Well now we all know you're weird what can we do for you?

  2. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Evening folks

    About to watch tonight's game in a Hot Tub

    Good luck to all for this season

    1. VFORVANDETA
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Cheers

    2. makaveli123
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice. What are you drinking? Important to stay hydrated

      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Peroni

  3. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Iwobi against tired legs...

  4. GENERATION X
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    anyone got any leicester?

    1. PogChamp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah Vardy

      1. GENERATION X
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        nice diff

  5. MTPockets
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Thank fck that's over

    1. G-Whizz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Innit!

  6. MFC86
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Think I'll call this season a write off already as an Iwobi owner !

    1. ZLNR
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Because of 1 possible blank out of 418? Its a marathon not a sprint. Will be fine

    2. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I am Kane-less so hiding behind big couch Sunday

  7. THE SHEEP HUNTERS
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    FPL Top Tip

    Never make last minute changes to your team before deadline.

    1. Totalfootball
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      πŸ™

    2. datamunkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Doh!

  8. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I wanted ozil + 1 0 bottled it went for lacazette ,gulp...

    1. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Good choice

  9. Farke in hell
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    no CS for Arsenal

  10. T C
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Glad that's over now. See you all next year!

  11. Rainer
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    How long till the deadline?

    I can't log in.

    1. VFORVANDETA
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Updated.

    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Oh, dear. πŸ™‚

    3. MarvelouSuccess
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      deadline fail

    4. G-Whizz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ouch

    5. H-SF
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lol

    6. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Well -Trolled!

  12. H-SF
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    wait has something happened to Gabbi?

    1. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      NO. DONT WORRY, RELAX.

      1. H-SF
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        k xox

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah, he's not playing tonight... πŸ˜‰

  13. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Best of luck gentlemen

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      And to you, Kryten.

  14. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I think that's is the line up
    El neny Holding Monreal
    Bellerin Chambo Xhaka Kola
    Ozil laca welbeck

  15. Ryan Naysmith
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Iwobi benched, come on Carroll πŸ™‚

  16. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Iwobi replacements

    Herrera
    Fraser
    JWP

    Not the end of the world. Carroll as a first substitute is not bad either.

    1. bojack
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Almost got him. :shades:

      1. bojack
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Shades fail.

        1. Business Cat
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          😎

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Matic or Atsu are other possibles

  17. Stimps
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    OMG Kolasinac

    1. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      How did he score from that far out!!!!

      1. ZLNR
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I'm that thick I just loaded up BBC sport

  18. bojack
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Thanks God the RMTs are over.

    24 hours peace before the "A to B!?" posts start!

    Happy with my squad. Last minute inclusion of a little goalscoring defender some late inspiration on the bus πŸ˜‰

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I think we might get some Iwobi transfer out posts pretty soon

      1. el polako
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Iwobi to Fraser ?

        1. bojack
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Did it about 20 minutes ago πŸ˜‰

          1. el polako
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            I did Ritchie to Iwobi, nevermind. Gameweek 2 Wildcard here I come.

    2. André94PT
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      +1 for me Bojack!

  19. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Phew on Holding to save cash

  20. LeicesterA
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Carra doing interviews. Please no...

  21. Waxys
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone else noticed draft still works?

    1. VFORVANDETA
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Still stuck

  22. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    How are Arsenal lining up? Elneny CB, Kolasinac LWB?

    1. Abusement Park
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      https://twitter.com/Arsenal Kola CB

  23. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal are playing a back 4 I reckon??

    Bellerin, Holding, Kola, Montreal
    Xhaka, Elneny
    Ox, Ozil, Welbz
    Lacazette

    1. Harper_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Back 3 with WB's

      Holding Monreal Kola
      Bellerin Ox

    2. My Name Is Pepu
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      They aren't, it's 3 at the back

    3. Oflow
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Same back 5 we've been playing for ages now.

      With Bellerin rwb and Ox lwb.

    4. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Cech
      Holding Elneny Monreal
      Bellerin Xhaka Ox Kola
      Ozil Welbeck
      Lacazette

  24. JayBomb
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Took out Ward Prowse for Iwobi cause I seen him in the predicted team sheets and seen someone put up a post about Ward Prowse not being in Sou squad ahh well

  25. Harper_
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Notice how the pages have suddenly got a lot slower? All the gravless casuals left πŸ˜‰

    1. bojack
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Thank fook.

    2. Nabs Kebabs
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      good riddance.

    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      364 days until they're back

    4. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Not me πŸ˜›

    5. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I wish we'd go back to the old days, "No Grav, No Response"

    6. Strangelove
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      How do you add a grav? :newb:

      1. Strangelove
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Ahhh sorted

  26. Oflow
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Iwobi owners, he'll come on at the 70 minute mark and bag you a quick assist.

    1. smitchlovesfunk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Fingers crossed!

  27. F4L
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Damm, shouldn't have taken Kolasinac out πŸ™

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      It's alright. You can get him in as soon as the game has finished updating πŸ˜‰

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        In all seriousness, it was a good idea. El Neny at CB means Arsenal conceding πŸ˜›

  28. My Name Is Pepu
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Jamiee Vardyyyyyyyyyy....

    1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Could see him scoring tonight's ght

  29. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RP
    I think that's is the line up !!

    Cech
    El neny Holding Monreal
    Bellerin Chambo Xhaka Kola
    Ozil lacazette welbeck

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Why you think that?

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Elneny centre back? Wenger can be weird, but come on...

    3. G-Whizz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Arsenal FC‏Verified account @Arsenal 11m11 minutes ago

      Here's our team in text: Cech, Holding, Monreal, Kolasinac, Bellerin, Elneny, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ozil, Welbeck, Lacazette

  30. #23
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    GL all. No more RMT for a while:) and endless tinkeriin over:)