Preamble
18 April 2026 84 comments
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Scrolling the news this week, as one does, and a ‘potentially hazardous’ asteroid passing near Earth catches the eye. ‘God of Chaos’ they’re calling it, after Apophis, the Egyptian deity of chaos, darkness and fire.

Chaos had been in mind this week, the word sprinkled about in the comments, falling on topics from chip strategy to the transfer market. It’s no secret that I enjoy the odd Gameweek spanner, pre-deadline of course. Keeps things interesting; more so when the template du jour nears a critical mass of homogeneity. Chaos required, then, and it might have been Twisted Saltergater who first rippled the pond this week: ‘Happy that the price changes are chaotic at the moment’…

Not superstitious, me, but news of Nico O’Reilly’s injury fell so close to the tabloid headlines trumpeting the ‘CITY KILLER’ space rock hurtling towards us, that the two events began to merge in my mind into a singular event: FPL probabilistic anarchy in space, stats and strategy run to ground by the inevitability of entropy and chaos.

A few days on, Pep declares that O’Reilly is ‘fine’ and I realise that this asteroid nonsense isn’t happening until 2029. A sign, clear as an un-muddied lake, that the putative Man City left-back is ACTUALLY THE GOD OF CHAOS, and his presence in or absence from your XV this week will determine whether humanity and AI experience the fabled singularity, our collective intellectual effort as managers, the flap of butterfly wings that wakes John Connor from a fever dream. Or not. The choice is ours, and humanity is counting on us.

Make good decisions.

99942 Rainy out.


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  1. Nightf0x
    • 10 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    FH thoughts

    Darlow (verb)
    Guehi oriley sensi strujik (hill)
    Palmer taver okafor (bruno enzo)
    Haland welbeck jp

    Last min. Changed
    -Capt. From haland to palmer
    -bogle gross dcl to strujik okafor welbeck

    1. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Brave. It it wasn't for the DGW I'd have got rid of Palmer weeks ago. Good luck.

      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 13 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Same as that

  2. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    I'm surprised how safe others have gone on here especially on FH. I'd have done something like this?

    Darlow
    Nunez, Truffert, Bogle
    Bruno, Cherki, Wieffer, Okafor, Hinshelwood
    Fleming, Haaland (c)

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Before last week's goals you wouldn't have picked Wieffer and Okafor.

      1. bitm2007
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        True but aren't inform players what we are normilily looking for on here?

    2. Nightf0x
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Bold GL i like differntial picks so hope it paya for you

  3. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Wish I had put MGW into my starting 11 on my FH 🙁

    1. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      There are some excellent free hit options out there that have gone largely ignored because they don't DGW.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Including Thiago over the next two hours.

        1. bitm2007
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          1 month, 21 days ago

          Yes I kept Thiago, Bruno, Sarr and Gabriel on GW32, BB33, FH34 strategy.

          1. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            1 month, 21 days ago

            Very rare to see independent thought like this in the FPL community.

          2. KunDogan
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            1 month, 21 days ago

            Same here, kept Thiago, Bruno & Gabriel

    2. PartyTime
      • 4 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Don't worry I did that on your behalf. Took a minus 8 to get him.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Congratulations. He at least gets a double return today.

        1. PartyTime
          • 4 Years
          1 month, 21 days ago

          Cheers. Hoping I get those juicy pts this GW before casuals own him next week.

          1. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            1 month, 21 days ago

            Mark got on him early as well on his wildcard.

    3. Conners
      • 7 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      He's 3rd on the bench on my FH.

      Fully expecting to see a double figure score there later today.

      1. Conners
        • 7 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        ** Tomorow !!

        1. Conners
          • 7 Years
          1 month, 21 days ago

          tomorrow

          ..time to log off I think :0

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        First on my bench on FH

        1. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          1 month, 21 days ago

          No chance of him coming off there if you've done your FH right.

  4. Qaiss
    • 10 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Benched Verbruggen, Hill, Semenyo and O’Reilly on bench boost

    Want them all to blank

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Too bad for you

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Why? Unless their EO is over 100% surely what they score will benefit you.

      1. Qaiss
        • 10 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Have 1 Brighton defender and 1 Bournemouth defender, their EO will be 100% or more

        and I’m an Arsenal fan

    3. Kannbury
      • 5 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      TC'd Hasland hoping he will blank! Usually it's a cursed chip.

      1. Nickyboy
        • 15 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Same. May the gods bless us both

  5. Bobby Digital
    • 8 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Rival has Ampadou and Aaronson on his FH... Noway I'm losing this.

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      GL

      1. Bobby Digital
        • 8 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        You too Count!

  6. Pepeye
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Would you have DCL and Okafor in the same team?

    1. tuturututu
      • 5 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      I have

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      All inn. I did it

  7. tuturututu
    • 5 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Ok let's go, GL to everyone guys!

    Went with Okafor as DGW differential, really hope it works out!

  8. HD7
    • 9 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    If I have 2 Fts and play FH in 34, how many transfers will I have in GW35?

    1. Sgt. Schultz
      • 9 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      2 FT's

      1. HD7
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Got it. Thanks. Cause I think a few years ago you would have only 1 transfer after using a chip

  9. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Predictions:
    BRE 3-0 FUL (Thiago x3)
    LEE 0-1 WOL (Darlow OG)
    NEW 2-0 BOU (Gordon, Osula)
    TOT 2-0 BHA (Solanke, Muani)
    CHE 0-0 MUN
    AVL 2-1 SUN (Rogers, Watkins, Brobbey)
    EVE 1-1 LIV (Beto, Szoboszlai)
    NFO 3-0 BUR (MGW x2, Williams)
    MCi 0-1 ARS (Gabriel)
    CPL 0-2 WHU (Bowen, Taty)
    BHA 1-2 CHE (Ayari, Neto, Estevao)
    BOU 1-1 LEE (Rayan, Hill OG)
    BUR 1-0 MCI (Anthony)

    GL all!

    1. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Get out.

    2. Qaiss
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Id take FPL virgin out for a little wine and dine if it meant Gabriel scores a bullet header to win 1-0

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        How expensive would the wine be?

      2. Baps Hunter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Honestly?

    3. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Disagree with all except that City Arsenal prediction

    4. Nickyboy
      • 15 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Seems like a lot of OGs in there 🙂

  10. AC/DC AFC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Brentford team news

    Team to play Fulham: Kelleher, Kayode, Van den Berg, Collins, Lewis-Potter, Jensen, Yarmoliuk, Damsgaard, Schade, Ouatarra, Thiago.

    Subs: Valdimarsson, Hickey, Pinnock, Nelson, Ajer, Donovan, Bentt, Shield, Stephenson.

    Fulham team news

    Team to play Brentford: Leno, Castagne, Andersen, Bassey, Sessegnon, Lukic, Cairney, Smith Rowe, Wilson, Iwobi, Muniz.

    Subs: Lecomte, Diop, Robinson, Reed, Berge, King, Bobb, Chukwueze, Jimenez.

    1. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      FH in the mud

      1. JBG
        • 8 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Que?

  11. Pepeye
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Sun Jihai having a laugh, missed his vocation as a comedian
    MCI 0 v 1 Arsenal-in your dreams maybe

    1. Qaiss
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      You sound worried ?

  12. HD7
    • 9 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Maaan this is why I need to put an alarm or sth before the deadline. The whole week I was contemplating Gusto to Senesi if O Rially is okay. And I forgot to do the transfer. Gusto up to you

    1. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      I played my WC yesterday just in case. Today I tried teo hours to find decent mid to replace Okafor in order to get DCL. I failed. Desperate times when your biggest worry is not having DCL.

      1. Nickyboy
        • 15 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        ha

  13. Pepeye
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    I am worried getting to the Etihad tomorrow will be murder on the roads!
    Got a parking space though
    Rice having chicken not cherki for pre-match lunch

  14. Deulofail
    • 10 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Make good decisions. Quit FPL

    1. Bobby Digital
      • 8 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      What did you do?!

    2. Conners
      • 7 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Think about all the friends you'd lose on here.

    3. rainy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 10 Years
      1 month, 20 days ago

      This is the way

  15. Bobby Digital
    • 8 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Let's go, Thiago and Wilson!

    1. Nickyboy
      • 15 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      oh yes and Wilson, I have him too

  16. _Greg
    • 16 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Enjoyed that bombastic article Rainy.

  17. Fifa las vegas
    • 13 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Whoever kept Thiago can thank me for doing Thiago > Haaland TC.

    It’s the week Kelleher gets a CS as well when we play Darlow for the double

  18. Nickyboy
    • 15 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Rainy you are hilarious

  19. Nickyboy
    • 15 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Let's go Thiago

    1. JBG
      • 8 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Let's not

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        ... But say we did.

  20. Supersonic_
    • 4 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Dammit. Forgot to take Gordon out.

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Thiago and Gordon > Cherki and Haaland TC for me.

      Be gentle FPL Gods

    2. FPL Virgin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Rumours of a strange line up by Howe today

      1. El Presidente
        • 6 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        He's going all out

  21. Nickyboy
    • 15 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    I just want to pick my team for next week, hate having to wait

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Haha, same, want to click that FH button and f**k things up

  22. Bobby Digital
    • 8 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Updating is slow today

    1. JBG
      • 8 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Waiting patiently to finally get rid off Rayan

      1. Conners
        • 7 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Same here. KDH incoming most likely...

    2. Unliklinho
      • 12 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Undoubtedly due to DGW and chips

    3. _Greg
      • 16 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      I want to see NOR base 5, current 5.1 in my team despite removing him and getting back on FH lol.

  23. El Presidente
    • 6 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    All of you Bench Boosters effing up the game update....

    1. JBG
      • 8 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Let's hope they eff up their ranks as well

      1. El Presidente
        • 6 Years
        1 month, 21 days ago

        Amen to that!

    2. _Greg
      • 16 Years
      1 month, 21 days ago

      Free wildcard for everyone if the game crashes.

  24. Monklane
    • 16 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    Hope the game opens in time for next week's deadline.

  25. Cheeky Reijnders
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 3 Years
    1 month, 21 days ago

    "Loading your FPL data. This may take a moment" 15mins to kick-off!!! 🙂