634x258 Dugout Discussion
12 September 2015 2647 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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A quintet of three o’clock kick-offs serve as the main course in our Saturday football feast, with Manchester City in pursuit of their fifth successive victory when they travel to Crystal Palace.

The Sky Blues rank top for goals (10) and shots on target (29) this term, illustrating their early dominance. They’ve also excelled on the defensive front, conceding the least shots inside the box (17) and zero big chances, resulting in an impeccable shut-out record. Rebuffing the Eagles’ buoyant attack will be far from a routine exercise, though, given that Alan Pardew’s troops rank joint-third for goals scored (eight) and joint-top for big chances generated (nine).

Arsenal play host to a Stoke City outfit that were reduced to nine men for the majority of their last league tie. Despite topping the leaderboard with regards to total attempts (83) and shots inside the box (56), only three sides have notched fewer goals (three) than the Gunners this campaign. Nonetheless, investors in their attacking assets will be encouraged by the fact that only Chelsea (13) conceded more big chances than Stoke (10) in the previous rounds of fixtures.

Elsewhere around the league, Swansea strive to retain their unbeaten record as they make the trip to Watford. The Hornets have proved tough to beat since their promotion, conceding just four goals and three big chances against the likes of Man City, Everton and Southampton. The Swans will fancy their chances of claiming a clean sheet at Vicarage Road, considering they’ve conceded just 18 shots inside box and one big chance this season, while Watford place third-bottom for attempts in the area (22).

West Bromwich Albion square up against Southampton at The Hawthorns, having conceded six goals in their previous two home matches. The Saints recorded their first win of the season against Norwich and rank second for shots inside the box (49), casting doubt over the Baggies’ clean-sheet prospects. Rounding off the mid-afternoon schedule, Norwich invite Bournemouth to Carrow Road in search of their first home win. The visitors rattled four past West Ham United during their last road encounter so will arrive in Norfolk with their tails up.

  1. Viper
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    This season..

    The fun is genuinely been sapped from this game week on week

    1. Viper
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not that it's FPL'S fault obviously..

      Just not getting the same enjoyment

    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      More fun like this actually

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Rubbish.

      2. FPLzebub
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Agree.

  2. Peter Russo
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I have no doubt that the smaller teams are putting their players on drug s now this is farcical

  3. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ruddy assist?

  4. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    kun to jerome

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Did Granville ditch Jerome?

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hoolahan.

    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Went in my wildcard.

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Stamvileeeeeee hahahahah. A good one. Lav iy

  6. Adderz
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    8 points from 9 including my captain...

  7. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Am I the only one who finds this all hilarious?

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Nothing else to do but laugh.

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I mean, we spent hours trying to perfect our teams only to get absolutely destroyed by others who just click 2 or 3 times on Saturday morning. I find that brilliant.

    2. Sif
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Aguero (c)
      Got to laugh really.

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Same here. 😉

  8. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Lol @ Francis owners

    1. cricketmad787
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      not that funny

    2. Absinthe Minded
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      ?

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

        ...and the winner of todays biggest double standards comment goes to......

      2. Egg noodle
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        HA HA HA

    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Oh dear.

  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Aguero to Jerome done

  10. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    All PL players are sh1te it seems.....

  11. Random Name
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    wtf is happening

  12. Wiz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hoolahan assist 😀

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      🙂

  13. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Its probably a sprain for Aguero

  14. Judeksi
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sanchez (C) can save my GW now, do ittttt

  15. Sergeant Garcia
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Kun is just trolling us, really wtf

  16. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Is hoolahan carrying a banana?

    1. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No, he's just pleased to see you.

  17. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    WEESSSSSIII!!!!

  18. Random Name
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOL @ EVERYONE

  19. GYM JUNKIE
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Aguero (c) owners what are you doing?

    1. FISSH
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      all crying

    2. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Kicking the cat

    3. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Chewing my arm off.

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Waiting for Pellegrini's press conference on Tuesday/Wed to see if it is a serious injury

    5. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Thinking about which brand of 500m ice cream I'll consume after dinner.

    6. Sif
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      making tea

    7. The Pep Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Watching the match in horror and worrying about Aguero being injured.

    8. Nobodinho
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      hitting my face on the wall

    9. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Im just u know, acting like life is okay and u know just thinking and stuff

    10. Son is Rising
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      getting my rifle and climbing a clock tower

    11. Garlana
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wondering if replacing Aguero with Diouf + (c) next week will make me happy

  20. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    aguero plays fpl and captained Sanchez fact

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Or Dann did.

  21. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    So Cameron Jerome really IS a football player!

  22. Sergeant Garcia
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Even Jerome is a better Captain option than Aguero

  23. mgilbert86
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    good bye aguero

  24. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Kun to Jerome anyone!?

  25. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    FWIW what pts total are people on so far?

    8 here, got to LOL.

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      11 😎

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      16 from 9

    3. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      What's the point of this?

      1. The Royal Robin
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        If there wasn't any point why did you reply?

  26. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anywhere I can watch football? *cough cough*

    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      TV or a football ground

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A public house.

  27. SpaceCadet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who got the assist for the Walcott goal?

    1. Wouter
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ozil

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ozil

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ozil

    4. Ravager
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ozil

    5. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      El Capitano 🙂

  28. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOL@THE troll FFS writer that said "this season wont continue, and the heavy hitters will start hitting" BIG FAT JUICY LOL@YOU.

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You're right, the first five gameweeks will be repeated over 9 months.

    2. Licky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    3. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Are you ok?

      1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        You obviously dont understand sarcasm. Its just ironic that this GW is the 5th troll GW in a row.

  29. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOL @ all my captains so far.

  30. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Looks like its a week for the CS