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17 May 2016 1100 comments
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At the second time of asking, Man United and Bournemouth prepare to go head-to-head at Old Trafford as the 2015/16 season comes to a belated conclusion. With the battle for the FPL title and the outcome of many a mini-league still on the line, tonight’s match promises to be a fraught 90-minute affair for Fantasy managers.

Certainly, the form is in favour of the hosts. Louis van Gaal’s side have won six and drawn one of the last seven in front of their own fans and need a point to climb above Southampton into fifth.

Surprisingly, Bournemouth better the home side for both shots (59 to 55) and efforts in the box (31 to 28) over their respective last four, though the Red Devils have outscored the visitors by six goals to four and sit fourth in the top-flight for touches in the box (139) over that time frame.

In defence, United have registered more big chances against (eight to seven) but Eddie Howe’s troops have been far more porous, conceding nine times to the home side’s four. The Cherries also fare worse for both shots against (37 to 31) and efforts in the box conceded (22 to 17), strengthening Van Gaal’s chances of a morale-boosting win prior to the weekend Wembley clash with Palace.

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  1. The Red Devil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    So this is the game I'm staying up for! :/
    (It's 1 am here)

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No - it's a training runaround

      1. The Red Devil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Looks like it sadly

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Well at least it will help you sleep

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😀

      2. The Red Devil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        That might just happ...zzzzzz

    3. Nobodinho
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      High five! (3am here)

      1. The Red Devil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        I pity us both mate

  2. Worzel Gummidge
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Rooney needs to get a refund for that hair.

    • Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      @whufc_official teenager Reece Oxford rejects new contract and can leave for a bid in excess of £10million. #SSNHQ

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Good to see he's not getting ahead of himself...

      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Didn't he only sign a new 4/5 year deal last year?

        I'm sure Man City would be interested though

      3. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Hope he signs for Cambridge....

    • Worzel Gummidge
        9 years, 8 months ago

        8 Bonus Points for Smalling.

      • Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Personally think this is a thrilling match.

        Though, I'm not actually watching it.

      • Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Watching the Man Utd game on my laptop and it went into sleep mode...

        1. The Red Devil
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Might as well do as your laptop did

        2. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          😆

      • Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        TC Martial, they said...

        (although, in fairness, my other three alternatives - Tadic, Sanchez and Hazard, in succession - have laid one large collective egg)

      • mitro
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        this match...zzz...back to revision I guess

      • ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Which is better for the Euro fantasy game?

        A) Martial+Kane
        B) Matuidi+Muller

        The others I have are Alli, Griezmann, Ronaldo, Ozil (4-3-3)

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          B, though I'm not playing

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            That's what I'm thinking too.

      • Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This game needs a bit of sex masochism 😕

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Nah we need a Mike goal

      • sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        if LVG isn't sacked, then Woodward needs to be ousted because at a certain point, you can only blame LVG for being mediocre so much..

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          5th place and an FA Cup final isn't bad for a team with Fellaini in it.

          1. sinik
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            haha

          2. Bøwstring The Carp
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            If Everton can get 5th with him in the team United should be a lot better 😛

            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              I think we all would have accepted 5th is about the limit really, maybe a cheeky 4th, but that's about it 😉

              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Plus this United team could get 5th AND win the FA cup. Totes better than Everton.

      • AC Pilkington
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Who would people prefer in the PL?

        A) Derby

        B) Sheffield

        C) Hull

        1. GuyIncognito
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Wednesday

        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Just as long as it's not Wednesday, I'm happy.

        3. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Not (c)

        4. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Hull.

        5. Swan - Villa Proud
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          A

        6. krzys
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          B

        7. Railwayman
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Derby

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Imagine travelling 3,000 miles to watch this

        Hope they took in a visit to Coronation Street to make the visit worthwhile

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          The poor guy probably thinks it's amazing.

      • Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        You can tell United are controlling the tempo.

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Yup. That snail has just turned on the half-way line ...

        2. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Always was going to be a high scoring game

        3. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Dictating the game like Barcelona really, Dunno what these morons on here are talking about.

          Then again, I'm still not actually watching it.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            +1

      • FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        CBJ on 3 BP by mile, Mike and Rooney on 2

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          One of the rare moments when bap updates are actually more interesting than the game,

      • AC Pilkington
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        When is it officially safe to celebrate that Martial won't score 8?

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          3 days ago

        2. BananaNose Maldonado
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Not yet.

      • Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Portugal Squad for Euro16:

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cirp5HnWgAAwsVD.jpg:large

        1. Swan - Villa Proud
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Cedric!!! 🙂

        2. Lynxy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Which are the best picks for Euro Fantasy?

          1. Konig Luther
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            ..................................Patricio
            ...Vieirinha..... Pepe.......Carvalho...........Eliseu

            Nani/Quaresma... Moutinho.....Nani/Rafa/Quaresma
            .............................Ronaldo..........

            should be the team... no idea bout Central mids... everyone can play.. all good (most likely Danilo Pereira/ William Carvalho/ Joao Mario / Andre Gomes (2 of them, maybe 3 if they change lineup)

            Rafa should be a good cheap option for punt (more chances to start)
            Guerreiro may or may not start (depends on Eliseu performances)

        3. Teahupo'o
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Disappointing. Quite a few of those should be collecting a pension right now.

          1. Konig Luther
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            to be fair is this was the expecting team... after bernardo silva injury 🙁

        4. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Awesome set of central midfielders.

      • beepingmeeping
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Euro 2016 Draft Fantasy Football has launched at euros.draftfantasyfootball.co.uk!

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Spam?

      • The Red Devil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        That smalling run deserved a goal 😀

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        37 mins

        Chris Smalling comes out of defence for Manchester United like he's a 2016 Bobby Moore but then turns into William Prunier and passes it straight to Andrew Surman.

        🙂 🙂

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          lol

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          I can run like a 2016 Bobby Moore. Faster, even.

      • Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Francis - Elphick - Cook - Daniels. @afcbournemouth back 4 at Tranmere, 27 Apr 2013, last game in L1. Same back 4 tonight at OT.

      • Total Foot 5
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Europa league: only 1 team , the 5th place team to go to Europa right? thnx
        as it stands ManU being the one, and sou out. Sou if memory serves has had the 2nd best results in PL as of Jan 2016

        1. Swan - Villa Proud
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          5th in PL, FA Cup and League Cup winners all make Europa. But as City finished 4th and hence qualify for the CL, their EL berth passes to 6th in the PL (United.

          If United win the FA Cup, their EL spot passes to 7th in PL (West Ham)

          1. Total Foot 5
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            thnx for answermate.
            didnt understand fully, city finishing 4th go to CL. if city win their Cup, then team that gets the EL will be the 6th place team correct? thx

      • Worzel Gummidge
          9 years, 8 months ago

          This is so boring I might actually talk to the missus.

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Lucky woman.

          2. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Yikes

          3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            United have a lot to answer for.

          4. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            What time do you want her home by?

        • Fergietime
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Martial to be subbed at half time, please

        • Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Milner an option next season?

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Older. Not necessarily wiser ...

        • Lynxy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          We have to endure this for another season! 🙁

        • Dušan Citizen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          That dilemma if you should watch last PL game this season which is ultra boring (but there won't be PL until August) or play off match.

        • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          OMG rooney

        • Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          LMAO

        • TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Boo! 🙁