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17 May 2016 1100 comments
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At the second time of asking, Man United and Bournemouth prepare to go head-to-head at Old Trafford as the 2015/16 season comes to a belated conclusion. With the battle for the FPL title and the outcome of many a mini-league still on the line, tonight’s match promises to be a fraught 90-minute affair for Fantasy managers.

Certainly, the form is in favour of the hosts. Louis van Gaal’s side have won six and drawn one of the last seven in front of their own fans and need a point to climb above Southampton into fifth.

Surprisingly, Bournemouth better the home side for both shots (59 to 55) and efforts in the box (31 to 28) over their respective last four, though the Red Devils have outscored the visitors by six goals to four and sit fourth in the top-flight for touches in the box (139) over that time frame.

In defence, United have registered more big chances against (eight to seven) but Eddie Howe’s troops have been far more porous, conceding nine times to the home side’s four. The Cherries also fare worse for both shots against (37 to 31) and efforts in the box conceded (22 to 17), strengthening Van Gaal’s chances of a morale-boosting win prior to the weekend Wembley clash with Palace.

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  1. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Hul won 1st game 3 - 0 against Derby, if it stays as is 2-0 for Derby, Hull goes thru right? thnx

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Of course.

    2. bibi
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      sounds logical

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      lol

  2. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    A pig wandered onto the pitch and scored 😆

  3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Goodness.

  4. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Shrek hasn't lost it

  5. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney to win us the Euros!

  6. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney bringing me the points nice one lad

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Well done Berbinho

  7. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Martial assist?

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yup

    2. Slartibartfast
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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Looked like someone else (Rashford I think) got a slight touch with their heel. Hope I'm wrong.

  8. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    18 to go 😎

  9. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney has been fantastic today.

    Pinging it around like Pirlo.

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Poorlo

    2. Ryan
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Could yet be a very handy CM

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        England's best passer imo.

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Until he decides he wants to be a striker again and demands £400k a week from the club to stay...

        1. Ryan
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          I think he's more realistic than that now. He knows he's getting on a bit

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I dunno, he's pulled that kind of stunt too often for me. At the moment he's paid like Messi or Ronaldo, but he's not a consistent match winner/star player.

            1. Ryan
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              • 14 Years
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              He's no longer in a power position to negotiate a big contract like he was last time. That changes things. He's no longer essential at United

              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                I'm not really sure he's been essential to United ever since Fergie left, and it was under Moyes he pulled the exact same thing and got a bigger payout. That one in particular has turned me against him unfortunately.

                1. Ryan
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                  Moyes was inexperiences in this case. Cunning from Rooney's agent to cash in then.

  10. Hyperion
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone get the assist?

  11. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Who is the old guy that scored?

  12. deathorglory
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    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Did that skim Rashford's foot?

    Either way he should get the assist.

  13. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Just like watching Barcelona.

  14. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    TalkGuff said Mata assist?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      All these 50 posts saying Martial must be trolls.

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Don't worry I will go back and flag them.

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          😀

  15. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Now Rooney on 3, Martial on 2, Mike on 1

  16. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Juuuhuu Martial Assist

  17. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Quality assist from Rashford there with the dummy

  18. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    That'll be three assists for Tony M. Given all that's happened this season, I'll have it.

  19. Lynxy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Rashford touched it actually

  20. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Any chance martial wont get assist

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Always a chance.

  21. Swan - Villa Proud
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    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Roy will start Rooney up front now

    1. Old Man
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I sincerely hope not! His future is in midfield.

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        When he plays in midfield, people say he should play up front. When he plays up front, people say he should play in midfield.

        He's just crap.

        1. Old Man
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          9 years, 8 months ago

          Well you do have a point - he hasn't looked like a world class player this season.

        2. Ryan
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          9 years, 8 months ago

          I think most are saying he should play in midfield now. His striker days are long over

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I think he should retire and stop inflicting his ineptitude upon Man U and England fans alike.

            1. Ryan
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              9 years, 8 months ago

              I do believe he can be handy in midfield though. He'll continue to improve in that position as he gets more game time there.

              1. Wilshere Knowledge
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                If you could get £10m-£15m for him, and lose the wages, would you ditch him?

                1. Somalion
                  • 16 Years
                  9 years, 8 months ago

                  In an instant.

                  1. Somalion
                    • 16 Years
                    9 years, 8 months ago

                    Hopefully his old buddy Welbeck would set him up at Arsenal 😉

                2. Ryan
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                  Yes

        3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Pretty much. He's done as a FW (at Utd anyway) and has offered very little since his return in the midfield other than sideways passes to Valencia and Rojo.

          I do prefer him in midfield but I'd prefer it if he was replaced.

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Woy plays Wooney where he wants.

  22. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Martial law assist. 🙂

  23. Dušan Citizen
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    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Sold Rooney for Rondon before this GW

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Worked out well

      1. Dušan Citizen
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        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        But it seems like Wayne will outscore Rondon

  24. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Martial MUN 27.7% Ownership in top 10k 😯

  25. Ryan
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Martial is already the best player at United and he's only 20. Going to have a stella career

    1. AC Pilkington
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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I may start him in my team next season

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Shows how poor the Man Utd team is more than anything.

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Or 17 goals in his first season in english football for a team that creates sweet fa shows how good he is

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          He is good, there's no denying that, but a team like Man Utd is meant to have many more like that. He shouldn't be head and shoulders above the rest.

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Well that's a fair point

      2. Ryan
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        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Martial is a class act though. One of the best players in the whole PL too

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Wow. A hyperbole if I ever saw one. He's good, no doubt. But please let him keep this up for at least another season before such superlatives? Nowhere near 'one of the best' atm.

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            He is the best player to ever play football you filthy little slut.

          2. Ryan
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            • 14 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Top 20 would be a fair assessment I think. Thats one of the best imo

    3. sully29
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      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Best outfield player. DDG is still king.

    4. Old Man
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Don't you mean stellar - or he just a p1sshead?

      1. Ryan
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        9 years, 8 months ago

        My spelling is crap

        1. Old Man
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          No worries - I'm just an old pedantic prat.

  26. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    What happened??

  27. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Geez

    End this season already so I don't have to suffer through another matchday thread

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Nobody's forcing you to be here now

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      OMG

    3. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      FFS's Motty 😀

  28. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    So many good mid price options and we went Carroll. Oh my

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I never went Carroll.

    2. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Captain Hindsight

    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Went Martial and captained him last week for 24pts (missed a game, too!)

  29. Ryan
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Apparently Rooney has a testimonial game early next season. Does that mean he'll be leaving Old Trafford soon?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Nah, just means he's been there ages.

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Get one after ten years service

      1. Ryan
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        9 years, 8 months ago

        Ah, cheers for the info

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          They are entitled to one anyway this is actually his 12th season but i guess they like to wait till they are in their 30's.. but you're right they tend to be toward the end of careers

  30. Takedog1
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    cant see martial staying on for the 90? hope im wrong tho