The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Opinion
3 December 2016 1099 comments
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Today is my birthday and, just like any other Saturday, all I can think about is Fantasy Football.

For all the love, attention and gifts that can be bestowed upon me from my family, my mind keeps wandering to 12.30, the first kick-off and, in particular, Harry Kane to follow a few hours later.

Fittingly, I’m feeling positive.

My chosen XI actually looks in good nick and the prospects presented by Kane as captain, with Gylfi Sigurdsson proving a plucky opponent at the Lane is genuinely exciting.

I’ve been drawn to Jonty’s new quest for memories as a reaction to his current plight – something to rescue from a campaign that appears to have spiraled from his control through bad luck and a few errant decisions.

I’ve also seen numerous posts in the community that feed off this, remarking how, when you begin to edge towards the top 1% of Fantasy Premier League managers, suddenly the perspective changes. How transfers can become routine as your squad becomes achingly similar to those around you.

This can certainly be the case, although I feel that this season there is opportunity, even when amongst the top echelons, to break free with a degree of comfort.

We can have Kane and Sigurdsson with just 10% and 7% ownership respectively, confident that they are not maverick gambles but assured assets. And yet, with such a variety of strong performers available, they aren’t immediately go-to options for the leading managers.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is back in the game, the choice between Alexis Sanchez and Theo Walcott has divided us; there is a split between Jermain Defoe and Charlie Austin. This is before we analyse spend in defence or consider how the variety on offer can also influence the captaincy decision.

I’m always watching for the template to appear and, while I can often adhere to it, I remain mindful on how it can suck the joy from playing this game: how quickly you become cornered and fearful of breaking out.

But this season continues to give us choices.

Even the very top managers could, this morning, be weighing up a points hit for Kane, aware that should he deliver against Swansea, he will be a new variable week to week. If Zlatan delivers at Goodison Park on Sunday, he could also be a big factor again.

A template has formed but, with Sergio Aguero’s suspension and now the injury to Philippe Coutinho, we’ve had two events that have provided timely shake-ups.

Crucially, when they’ve arrived, there have been multiple routes to follow, and that has already contributed to making this a memorable season.

But then I’m feeling optimistic. I’ve a cake downstairs and I’ve pretty much got control of the remote for the day, plus I get to choose what’s on the menu for dinner. Those are major victories in my world and at my age.

All I need now is for Kane to deliver and the day can be crowned.

Perhaps I should be parking my Fantasy Football team on my birthday but, the fact that it remains such a source of excitement and hope, tells me that this season is a good one and that it can still can harbour plenty of memories for us all.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Bench one

    A) siggy b) de roon c) deeney

    1. Feed tha Sheep
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      B

    2. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      b

    3. notidaho
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hmm tricky but probably b)

    4. Butcher
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      In the same boat except Deeney. Playing Siggy. His free kicks are something else.

    5. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      b

    6. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      B

    7. Jolly Good
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      B

  2. notidaho
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Who to start out of

    Capoue (wba)
    Holebas (wba)
    Smith (LIV)
    Fer(tot)

    ta

    1. Feed tha Sheep
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Holebas

  3. Assisting the assister
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Dear Troy. Rearrange the following words to form a sentence. Net ball kick the in the. Last chance saloon.....should've given up weeks ago!

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Kick ball over the net - correct?

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      somehow Deeney is still on the scouts watchlist too

    3. Assisting the assister
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nearly Troy....nearly....I can see you're trying....have another go....perhaps read the words more carefully this time...

  4. Feed tha Sheep
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Pick one?First to 5?
    A. Erikson
    B. Ali
    C. Walcott

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      c

    2. Jolly Good
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      C

    3. Bushman
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      C

    4. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Eriksen*
      Alli*

      1. Feed tha Sheep
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Apologies was typing quickly before deadline

    5. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      C, he really wants that coffee machine for christmas, so obviously motivated to score.

    6. FPL Mentor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      B

    7. Z
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      C(ane)

  5. Brad1807
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hey guys need a rmt or any suggestions.

    Foster
    McAuley lovren walker
    Pedro Walcott ozil firmino Fernandinho

    Costa aguero

    Jakupovic,anichebe, holebas , Amat

    Any suggestions ?
    I have captained Walcott bit of a risk but something different

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'd play Anichebe over Fernandinho. Good luck with your captain pick.

    2. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I'd play Anichibe over Fernandinho.

      1. the dom 1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        +1

  6. the dom 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Think Im G2G lads/ladettes

    Grant (Foster)

    Lovren, Alonso, Holebas (Coleman/Amat)

    Firmino, Allen, Siggy, Sanchez (Capoue)

    Kun, Kane, Austin

    Good luck peeps

    1. the dom 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      whats the +1 in the top left hand corner of my post?

      1. DF
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        You won a prize

        1. the dom 1
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Ha ha - now its +3 ???

          1. the dom 1
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Aggregrate Votes?

            1. DF
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Little triangle upvotrs comment.
              Use for agreement or 'like'

  7. Luxy
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Any news on Lallana?

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not that I know but look up Ben Dinnery on google-- his inury website & twitter should have some info.

      1. Luxy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      match is tomorrow so won't be any news today to help you, he was pictured wearing a yellow bib in training if that helps

      1. Luxy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

    3. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Back in training, hard to say if he'll start or be on the bench though.

      1. Luxy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers

  8. Shaikh91
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Foster
    Alonso Valencia zuniga

    Firmino Sanchez pedro allen

    Costa aguero defoe

    Any suggestions?

    Have 2 transfers

  9. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Allen or Redmond, Redmond or Allen, Allen or Redmond.

    Urgh.

    1. UnitedFan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Redmond imo

      1. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        It would mean a double up with Austin, but I fancy Soton to spank Palace today.

        However, a Heaton-less Burnley would be tempting.

        Urgh.

        1. UnitedFan
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Is he confirmed out? I think if he is I'd still go Redmond personally.

        2. Annie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Palace won't get spanked, they'll step it up after last week.

    2. Jolly Good
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Redmond... also better going fwd apart from this gw

  10. Porkchops Johnson
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Who's on pens for Arsenal now, with Cazorla out?

    1. the dom 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Wally or Sanchez I think

    2. Ziegler1988
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Giroud, Walcott, Ramsey

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Sanchez, Ozil, Theo????

    4. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Probably Özil.

    5. Porkchops Johnson
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Bit of a mixed response I see. Guess we might have to find out

    6. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Sanchez

  11. eddscape
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Grant (Jakupovic)
    McAuley Vertonghen Holebas (Cedric, Alonso)
    deRoon Walcott Firmino Philips Hazard
    Kane (C) Aguero (Anichebe)

    How's my selection?

  12. UnitedFan
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Bottomed. Play double WBA defence or:

    A) Play Heaton over Foster
    B) Play Cedric over Evans

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I responded.
      B

      1. UnitedFan
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Ah, thanks.

    2. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Play Foster + Cedric IMO

      1. UnitedFan
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks

  13. Zlatsabeauty
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Capoue or Allen?

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Coin flip really. I'd go Allen

    2. Phil Dagger ⭐
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      allen

    3. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      The Welsh Pirlo.

  14. Crouching Tiger
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Play Capoue, Allen or both (All out Attack chip) ?

    Holebas, Evans, Fuchs in defense.

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      See response above--
      No need to use AoA on both Mids. I'd play one and call it a day. Allen if I had to choose.

  15. andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Ibra goals are coming. Costa's may be starting to dry up...

    https://twitter.com/STATS_Football/status/805003806018768896

    1. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No Anichebe #Fail

    2. Rh4ziel
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No Kane, changes armband to Sanchez.

    3. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Diego Costa had always been very clinical inside the box

  16. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Bench one (assuming both starts):

    A) Heaton (stk)
    B) Pickford (LEI)

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      b

    2. UnitedFan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Pickford imo

  17. Phil Dagger ⭐
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    fer or de roon?
    who to start or play Alonso ahead of them both and go 4 at the back

    1. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Start de roon

  18. Sterling Chap
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Anybody captaining Aguero?

    * Non Kane owner here, but do have Firmino

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      No, nobody.

      1. Sterling Chap
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I'm so ronery!

        What you going for?

  19. ♤TeddyBear♤
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Mane is so bloody overpriced

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's really annoying

      1. ♤TeddyBear♤
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        9.3m and couldnt buy a bonus point to save himself

  20. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I think Chelsea's defence will be the difference today. Chelsea win.

    Predictions?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      2-1

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Costa Hazard. Both assisted by Alonso 😉

    2. ♤TeddyBear♤
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      3 1 chelsea

      1. ♤TeddyBear♤
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Just bringing everyone back here to show how much of a boss I am 😀

    3. Jay_
        9 years, 2 months ago

        2-2. Chelsea defence owners need attacking points I reckon.

      • Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        1-2

      • Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        2-2

      • Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Pedro to haunt Pep

    4. Dazzler365
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Happy birthday Mark. Hopefully Kane does the business now

    5. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      How many people you reckon missed last nights deadline?

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        LOL

      2. bring_on _the_fantasy
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        only you I would of thought!

    6. mcrayeps
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Mane - Firmino - Aguero - Austin(C)
      g2g?

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        No more players?

        1. mcrayeps
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Haz - Costa - Philips

          Lol

    7. ZakAFC_
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Fuchs/Holebas out for a hit? 1.1 ITB

      1. Pinatta
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        yes do it will definitely give you lots of points

    8. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Coutinho to Pedro ? Means 1.7 itb

      Pedro Sanchez siggy firmino de roon
      Deeney Kun Austin

    9. Weeb Kakashi
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Snoddy > Walcott/Alli(-12)?

      1. Weeb Kakashi
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        -4

    10. Viprin
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Start Holebas or Fuchs?

      1. Pinatta
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Holebas will start i guess

    11. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Would u play Allen instead of Coleman? Want to use my aoa chip

    12. Shaikh91
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Foster
      Alonso Valencia zuniga

      Firmino Sanchez pedro allen

      Costa aguero defoe

      Any suggestions?

      Have 2 transfers

    13. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Better pick for medium term a) Walcott b) Pedro

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Lol great username! Pedro imo.