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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Twelve years a slave
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    I wish that

    1) Peopl wouldnt sell Elmander till after 1am
    2) People wouldnt but Berbatov till after 1am

    Shame not many use their brains , there .2 in team value at stake

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      .2 million is less than two thousandths of your budget. Who gives a fcuking shit that even has HALF their priorities straight in this game?

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      1. Twelve years a slave
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        Are you thick?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Here we go....

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        2. Twelve years a slave
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          He might want to look after his maths as well as his pounds .2 is 1 500th of his starting budget , not 1 2000th

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            2/1000 = 1/500. That's what he stated.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              indeed. bit of a Fail there Trigger

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                Lol. A few points on your bench RBJ. At least you have Samba coming in.

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          2. teddypicker
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            LOL!

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Well, I'm might surprised at you, RBJ! Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves ... 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          😳 mighty

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      3. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        I'm a bit tight so get a bit obsessed with the money side of things.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i'm a quantity surveyor so i'm VERY obsessed with the money side of things

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            Maybe you should try to top this table.

            http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/stats.mc?stat=mostvaluable

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              surely that is easy when you have sites like totalfpl??

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          2. George Agdgdgwngo
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            Qs = scumbag.

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              What do you mean?

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                Oh, just got it.

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              i'm not arguing 😀

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      4. ljungsled
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        The budget is not really 100. As the least you could possibly spend (at season start) is 64, your disposable budget is really 36. An increase of 0.2 may still not be a lot, but it's significantly more than 2/1000ths.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Cash in the 'til? 😉

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      1. 4vets
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        +1 Look after the pennies... but it's doing me sweet fa right now.

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        1. Twelve years a slave
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          They will be very handy for next wildcard , especially when you have to try and fit Fabregas and Lampard in the same team , not to mention Rooney Tottes , Drogba and GerrARD

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            handy shmandy, whoever someone gets could be injured in the meantime.

            whatever, be a halfwit, i actually now dont care.

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  2. Just One More Thing
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    Love that backpass from Chimbonda 🙂

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  3. andy85wsm
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    Great pass from Anderson for Nani's goals.

    Berbatov was awesome in the build up to his third goal.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Why did nani not pass to Rooney earlier. Greedy git!

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  4. Mighty
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    OMG, Utd's fourth goal is the goal of the season. What a goal.

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    1. AP
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      Peach.

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  5. TommyK
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    Ha, nani nearly f*cked that celebration up....

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    1. Twelve years a slave
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      Fergie had banned him from doing that backflip , now we can see why

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      1. Clintymints
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        funny if he done his knee in when he landed, looked a bit dodge

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  6. Voronin
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    Blackburn handed that scoreline to United.

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    1. Granville
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      I actually believe you think that.
      What is all this about big Sam lying on his back so Fergie can give him a tummy rub. Does no one remember his Blackburn side as good as cost United the league last year.

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      1. AP
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        You can tell when Utd play amazingly because the ABU squad start trying to insult the opposition instead. Laughable.

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        1. Voronin
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          You played very well today, goal of the season so far, Berb incredible. Blackburn were terrible.

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        2. Granville
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          Honestly I've heard it so many times before. United don't win games, their opponents lose them.
          We've struggled to break down the 'weaker' teams this year, but really it makes very little difference whether you win games 1-0 or 10-0 as long as you win them. I think at times people either struggle to understand that or they just dont want to understand.

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          1. Voronin
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            Mancs are too defensive. You were brilliant. Blackburn were awful. Not much to disagree with there surely?

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            1. Granville
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              Cheers VIG, luv u 2.

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        3. Voronin
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          Oh and I think you will win the league, did before today.

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          1. AP
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            Who are you and what have you done with ViG.

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            1. Voronin
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              Doesn't stop me being a hater.

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      2. Voronin
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        I don't buy into the conspiracy theory of Bruce, Big Sam etc rolling over when the play their buddy. All I am saying is Blackburn were dead, buried and given up after the 2nd goal. The scoreline was so because Blackburn just let it be. I guess it is the same for most drubbings.

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        1. Granville
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          The only difference to me between 1-0 and 7-1 is that it means that other people start believing what I've been saying all along, and now I don't need to waste any more breath. It's 3 points, great, bring on Blackpool.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            GGG

            you're a knowledgeable chap

            kolarov?

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            1. Granville
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              yes Kolarov for next week. Me too I think.

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          2. Voronin
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            I don't know what you've been saying all along. What I'm saying is Blackburn handed you the scoreline not the win.

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      3. Shakey
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        I'm pretty sure United cost themselves the title last year by being completely hapless when Chelsea came to town.

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        1. AP
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          mmmmm losing 2-1 to an offside goal certainly is hapless. Arse / elbow?

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          1. Shakey
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            Dunno who you're kidding, we all saw the game, United were shite.

            Macheda's goal was handball too.

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            1. AP
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              Oh dear.

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  7. Voronin
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    Nice.

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  8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    sorry to ask again but i wanna make my transfer now

    is kolarov nailed on if he stays fit?

    thanksss

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      anybody??

      i need to go

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        someone please!!

        i am asking nicely

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    2. applebonkers
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      yes. you don't buy kolarov then play wayne bridge

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Lol.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        thanks bonkers

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      3. AP
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        Baines on steroids. Still like that.

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  9. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    I'm quite enjoying this fpl season suprisingly,
    i'm 700 000th, 16th in main mini league (50 behind), 49th in other mini league (150 behind)
    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
    come on england!

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      You are very lucky to be that close in the leagues.

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      1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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        am i deluded in thinking i can make up these gaps? feeling i can rack up the points in the backstretch of the season with dgws etc

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Dgws aren't hidden. Others will look to exploit them too.

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          1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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            Yeah i suppose but i don't play with very keen people, more people who check their team every couple of weeks according to who's got the most points, i know i'm doing horrific so far but i'm sure this place will pay off eventually

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              There might not be that many dgws. What is the snow forecast for the next month?

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                oh there will be

                harsh winter ahead here matey

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              2. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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                there's always the standard ones which are down to the fa cup and league cup but it's meant to be the coldest winter so i wouldn't be suprised if there was a lot of snow and games were called off

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    2. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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      best thing about this game - points hit gamble
      worst thing about this game - never having a points hit which works out

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  10. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    good goal clarky

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  11. Epsom Jim
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    Hi y'all - looking for some advice.

    Going to cash in on Alex - looking at Chelsea's games in the next few weeks, I think there's better value out there.

    Would you plump for:

    1. Kolarov (BOL whm EVE new) with potential for assists.
    2. Ridgewell (TOT wol NEW eve) with Bham's stingy home defence.
    3. A.N.Other, and if so who?

    Other defenders are: Coleman, Knight, Onuoha, Konchesky.

    Thanks!

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    1. Epsom Jim
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      Oh - or, do I leave Alex in, and ship out Coleman for Carr (Bham) as he's not starting for Everton these days...

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  12. Twelve years a slave
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    Why are people selling Adam? Its not like there is anyone better for the money . Surely their teams have a higher priority transfer out than Adam?

    Adam still picking up bonus points and is due a goal /assist. Its nearly december now and Blackpool havve shown they can score with the best of them . Not easy to go to Bolton and score twice

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    1. Suarezchomper
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      Ferguson for Birmingham is cheaper and also racks up the bonus points! I'm seriously contemplating on shipping Adam out and putting ferguson in

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  13. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    anyone in newcastle? have a look out yer window for me would ye? Whaddya see? Is the fog getting thicker? Is Leon getting larger?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      snood weather

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      1. TommyK
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        actually I think the server may have gone down....

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          I tried to say that before. 😉

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  14. scousemo
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    Just a quick question who would you go for?

    A Stoke defender, thinking Shawcross as he is on one yellow card, while Huth is on four as they have Wig(A) and Bla(H) next two fixtures.

    OR

    A Man City defender, I have Boateng but he has not played the last two - who should I swap him for Kolarov, is he now getting a run? or go for Toure? Their next fixtures are Bol(H) and Whm (A)

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    1. fuloptothebrum
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      both are good moves, i have kolarov and shawcross myself

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  15. Fred
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    Any one know why nzogbia has no assist?

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    1. denial
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      It's been mentioned.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      no!

      i'd f*cking like to though!!

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  16. Mighty
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    Mmmmmmmmmm, Foley on the right wing??? Interesting.

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    1. applebonkers
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      you can't polish a turd

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      1. Voronin
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        Gillian McKeith can.

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        1. Mighty
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          Like.

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  17. comeondieyoung
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    best defenders for next few weeks? strangely have 9.1 to spend once i ship out elmo. also have ferdinand, briggs (urgh thought he would be a starter), samba and konchesky. today samba scoring not only ruined my rio clean sheet, but thanks to elmo's 8 minute cameo i lost 4 extra samba points off the bench, bah.

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    1. comeondieyoung
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      or i could get in a better keeper than carson/krul... fabianski? home to fulham could be a c/s

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  18. Nomar
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    Right! I think I've got it now.

    Look for the crappest performers from this week and bring them in as they are destined to get a 1+ point week next week.

    And get rid of anyone who scored massive points this week as they'll do nothing now for the next month.

    That should do it, then. 😥

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    1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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      what i've only just realised is points chasing is a big no and bringing in good players who are genuinely good and not one trick ponies is the way forward

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    2. Nomar
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      *** 10+ points, not 1+ point ***

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  19. kenc14
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    Any ideas if Pederson will be back next week? Looking for the best option for a 6.6 Midfielder

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    1. scousemo
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      Gareth Barry?

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      1. kenc14
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        very defensive no?

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  20. Voronin
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    SEB, quality finish.

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  21. Syd.
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    Mick McCarthy is a true legend.. lol

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  22. Jamesgally
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    Can't believe I took Berba out for K Davies this week. After 6 weeks of dross he comes out and scores 5 when I bit the bullet :o(

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  23. Jamesgally
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    Can't believe I took Berba out for K Davies this week. After 6 weeks of dross he comes out and scores 5 when I bit the bullet ðŸ™

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    1. Voronin
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      Did you really?

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      1. Jamesgally
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        Man how could I joke about something like that

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        1. Voronin
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          True. I would probably keep it to myself though!

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          1. Jamesgally
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            Have to vent somewhere lol

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    2. Syd.
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      you are not on your own... there are alot of people out there who are really hurting...

      shit happens...

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      1. Jamesgally
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        When I saw that Davies had scored for Bolton I presumed it was Kevin!!! All little red arrows for my mini leagues this week as a result!! I have a love hate relationship with FPL right now...

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    3. fuloptothebrum
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      also don't see why you'd take some one out when they've got an easy home game

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    4. Nomar
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      Nowhere near as bad as taking out Berbs just before this gameweek, but I took out Piquionne for Davies.

      Long term good move, but if I'd have waited just one more week...........!

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      1. fuloptothebrum
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        again... they had an easy home game

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  24. denial
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    Right then. Eyes peeled.

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    1. Voronin
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      NZog?

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      1. denial
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        Yeah. Could do with the points.

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        1. Voronin
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          He got the last touch....! Scandolous!

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    2. applebonkers
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      hmmmm still hard to say. would love the 3 points but think we'd have them already if they were to be given

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      1. TommyK
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        nah, they'll wait till either one am tomorrow, or after all the games are finished tomorrow....

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  25. pstokes2010
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    piq could have scored 2 goals easily..damn it

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  26. Jonah Takalua
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    love the site and grateful of the job mark does however

    this article comes across a bit gay

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    1. andy85wsm
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      and?

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  27. Voronin
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    Lol Boselli.

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  28. Nomar
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    Should've never let Boselli near that pen. He'd only just been on the pitch.

    N'Zog should've taken it.

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  29. andy85wsm
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    That didn't look much like a N'Zogbia assist to me.

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  30. Shakey
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    Chaz's touch. I expect that assist Mr FPL.

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