634x258 The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    Congratulations to Borussia Dortmund who have just retained the Bundesliga title by beating Borussia Mönchengladbach 2-0 in front of 80,000 fans. They've been unbeaten in the league for 26 games now (21 victories, 5 draws) which is quite astonishing.

    It's the first time since 1996 that Bayern Munich have gone two years in a row without winning the German league. A grumpy Uli Hoeness has already announced that the Bavarians would be spending big (by their standards, at least) over the summer.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I wish they'd show more Bundesliga in the UK

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    2. Menly
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      Nothing like cash to wash away your sorrows

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    3. Onwards
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      I guess we know where Dzeko's going then.

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    4. Nopli
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      Congrats to BD.

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    5. michaelington
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      Hope Dortmund can show their true form in Champions League next season.

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    6. Cruicky
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      They'd bought that Shaqiri kid from Basel haven't they?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Yes, was linked with a couple of Prem clubs after Euro U-21

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      2. Onwards
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        Those hips don't lie.

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        1. Cruicky
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          😆

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    7. Djerbil
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      Great team Borussia

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    8. Le Gooner
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      Fantastic effort by Dortmund! Very pleased indeed.

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  2. Djerbil
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    Is Bale worth getting in for the Double??

    How's he doing??

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    1. DLL18
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      Much like the rest of them Sh*te

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      he's been anonymous.

      VDV looks the better shout

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      1. Djerbil
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        Will he play 180 mins??

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          I'd say yes. Spurs' season is hanging in the balance, they need to play their best team every game now

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    3. Onwards
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      He's playing as well as anyone in a Spurs shirt. So no.

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    4. zoltar74
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      He is doing a great deal of not much..

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    5. The Finnisher
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      Get VDV over Bale if you can.
      He might not get 180 minutes, although the way he is playing he may need to, but I can see him doing enough in 130-150 minutes

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  3. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Which one to take out for Cisse?

    A) Aguero
    B) Tevez

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    1. MJ6987
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      See who looks the best tomorrow obviously!

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    2. DLL18
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      At least see how they get on tomorrow.

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    3. Nopli
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      Aguero

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    4. The Finnisher
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      I have both and am planning Tevez out at the moment.
      Mainly because if City lose to United, the title is probably over (depending on this weeks results) and Tevez is likely to be left out.

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      1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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        Im leaning towards Tevez too, but im wary if Cisse is going to rise tonight.

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  4. Egg noodle
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    Captain Collins injured and Adebayor didnt play? Seriously just F*CK OFF
    and to think of all the joys i was looking forward to after getting home...

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    1. udit
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      Tough luck Mihir. 🙁

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      1. Egg noodle
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        im losing my anonymity. time for a new gravatar and name 😀
        any idea why Adebayor didnt play?

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        1. udit
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          Hamstring I think.

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          1. Egg noodle
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            thanks

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    2. Onwards
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      There are joys in Leicester?

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      1. Egg noodle
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        I've had it with LCFC as well. Biggest spenders + preseason bookies favourites, and we still end up finishing mid table.
        PEARSON OUT!

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  5. Mr Sarcastic
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    Hello boys, some help needed.

    My defence is quite shite for double; Skrtl, Kelly, Kompany, Sagna, Evans.
    Plan was to play Kelly + Skrtl and change Kompany to Terry/Cahill/BAE.

    You got some fresh ideas?
    Kelly is totally useless if he doesn't even play both games..

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    1. Djerbil
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      Sagna->Cahill for now

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      1. Mr Sarcastic
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        Could go that way, altough currently thinking Kompany out, because I might have to play one of Komp/Sagna also next gw if Kelly is out.

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  6. NeedleVor
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    The Knee Jerk, a good article today but surely it shouldn't just be based on the author's team and personal dilemmas? Would be much better if it was written from a neutral perspective, in my opinion.

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      You should write your articles for the site!!

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      1. NeedleVor
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        I may think about it. I think it would make for a pretty unique feature.

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        1. COMH
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          You come on here with your rank chat then get warned about your conduct and then act like nothing has happened. Your opinions and views have no value on this site.

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      But Mark isn't just anybody. We all know his team and hear about it often enough for us to have developed a sense of empathy with it.

      And in all likelyhood we all have very similiar issues.

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      1. NeedleVor
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        Fair enough. Maybe their should be separate "Knee Jerk" and "Everyone's favourite team - Mark's team!" articles then.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          If you want faceless articles then go to FPL. Somehow I dont see this site ever getting rid of the personalities behind it.

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        2. FPL Daniel
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          ignore him

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  7. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Will Cisse rise tonight?

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    1. NeedleVor
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      oi oi

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  8. QPR Lad 92
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    YESSSSS!!

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    1. Adnan Shah
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      Congratulations.

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
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      Nice 1.

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    3. Nopli
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      congrats to QPR for pulling of a great result. A good result for Chelsea as well. 🙂

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    4. Egg noodle
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      well done QPR

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  9. udit
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    Good night everyone 😐 Hopefully the mood here will be better tomorrow

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    1. Menly
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      Night man. See you tomorrow 🙂

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Mines fine Udit, night.

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      1. udit
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        One of a few unfortunately 🙂

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  10. joinho
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    Plan for this week:

    Walcott (out) - Dempsey (in)
    Taylor R (out) - Simpson (in)

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  11. afcblegend
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    holy moly, xavi!

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  12. Nomar
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    • 16 Years
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    Yessssss! 3 points for the hoops.

    Awful red card from Clattenburg but we've held on. Heroes, all of them!

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    1. Parm
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      Taarabt out for the Chelsea crunch match doesn't worry you?

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      1. Nomar
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        Yes, but we will have Cissé starting now and Buszacky may get a start in MFas he isthe creative one after Taarabt.

        They should appeal the red card. Ref gave it for kicking the ball away but I don't think Taarabt kicked it away. However, if Rooney was on a yellow and did that at Old Trafford do you think Clattenburg gives him a second yellow?

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        1. QPR Lad 92
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          Yeh exactly

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Well done. I was rooting for the R's. Mainly because I want to see Blackburn relegated and Nwecastle in the Champion's League.

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    3. Abominable Snowy84
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      Swiss Ramble have done a brilliant blog on QPR this week.

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    4. crystalpalaceRus
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      Well done ur beatin the top teams at home (god knows how) and thats prob gonna keep you away from the Championship for 1 more season.

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    5. QPR Lad 92
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      yep was awesome, worried about not having Adel against Chelsea though

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    6. Adnan Shah
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      I think QPR will survive. They should beat Stoke easily and that should be enough considering how poor they are away from home.

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    7. In Like Flynn.
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      Good news, good result Nomar.

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      1. Nomar
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        • 16 Years
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        Thanks man. I was kicking and heading ever ball with them.

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  13. Djerbil
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    Cassilas super save..

    Punk Ref gives a Goal kick

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  14. Onwards
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    Has anyone ever got BPs after getting sent off?

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    1. udit
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      yes, holt. got all 3 of em.

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    2. Djerbil
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      yeah Holt couple of weeks back

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    3. Nopli
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      yes Holt got them a couple of weeks ago. All 3 of them if am not wrong

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    4. McEwan
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      Grant holt the other week off the top of my head

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    5. little_wizard123
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      Holt very recently

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    6. dfroes
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      Yes! Holt Got three bónus 2 weeks ago! Hope taarabt Get 3

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    7. The Bandit
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      Holt

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    8. Onwards
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      He got 2 goals in that game and was sent off right at the end wasn't he? Won't entirely give up hope for Taarabt though.

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      1. dfroes
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        Taarabt was the best player and was sent off át 80 só im hopefull

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    9. Smurf
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      Grant Holt

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  15. China Mag
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    13 years, 8 months ago

    WOW!! I have never really believed it possible. But now if is looking like a real possibility. The toon back where we belong, in the champions league?? We've got really tough fixtures coming up, but we are on form, and spurs look shot. Stranger things have happened!!

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    1. Nopli
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      You guys are doing well but i think you will find it difficult against the likes of Chelsea,ManC And even an inform Wigan and Everton.

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      1. China Mag
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        Sure. I was hoping that the league would be over by now, to make our game against city a bit easier, but the form we are in, we can do it.

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    2. Onwards
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      And then Chelsea go and win the CL and p*ss on your bonfire. Hope not but that would be the kind of luck you guys have.

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  16. udit
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    Dani Alves. Diving cheat.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      You seem surprised.

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      1. udit
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        I've just had an epiphany!
        Barca play football.

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  17. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    well then my double QPR defence in my bottom 5 team worked

    Cisse in for Hoiliett did not.

    Cahill for DGW over Kaboul? or risk Agger/Huth?

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    1. Chazza
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      13 years, 8 months ago

      I have 3 QPR defenders, benched one. My bottom 5 team is doing so well compared to my main team!

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I had Kenny as well, I sold him and Holilett for Robbo and Gerbil

        cost me a good 15 points that did.

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  18. China Mag
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    Since when did VDV start running more than everyone else on the pitch?? That stat must have been wrong. Surely??

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  19. The Finnisher
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    WOO HOO QPR!

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  20. LaLaLand
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    the reason barca have been worse this season is because all players apart from messi have dropped in standard

    at times he just puts it on a plate for others but they cant take the chances
    he means as much to barca as RVP does for arsenal i assure you

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  21. Prhymeate
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    rvp and skrtel for tevez and j evans, no brainer?

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    1. Mílanista
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      Brainless more like. It's a DGW

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  22. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    2 FT and very confused. Currently have Krul, Cisse, BAE and Dempsey for DGW. Torn between Jelavic, Pienaar, HBA, Cabaye, Bale, VdV. Might take a 4 point hit.
    How would you prioritize them?

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  23. SPorting
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    not looking good in my PP Cup VI match:

    me: Tevez (C)
    him: Rooney + 9

    i've had a good run......

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    1. The Finnisher
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      A Rooney blank and all you need is a goal from Tevez, very possible.

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      1. SPorting
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        here's hoping.

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  24. crystalpalaceRus
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    Jagielka & Jelavic in for DGW ? what you think

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      am probs going Howard and Jelavic, but Jags is a good shout, check page 1.

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      1. Demí
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        He's a rotation risk

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    2. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      Exactly my plan!

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      1. crystalpalaceRus
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        I'll wait till they've played United first ofcourse

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  25. Well you know, Triffic
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    Might just get in Bale and VDV

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Yeah, that was my kneejerk after just seeing them play too.

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  26. Beamer
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    What the feck were Villa and sunderland doing....

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Giving me clean sheets for Given and Sess.

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      1. Tim Canterbury
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        And giving me clean sh....oh wait I had Collins and benched Mig 🙁

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    2. NeedleVor
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      I'm not sure, scrabble perhaps? Certainly wasn't football.

      I hear some of the fans spontaneously combusted.

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      1. Beamer
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        13 years, 8 months ago

        who are the bonus candidates for the game.... anyone

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  27. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    It's going to be weird not seeing RVP top of the Watchlist this GW

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  28. Mr Sarcastic
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    I don't like this, Spurs are giving the fourth cl spot for chelsea.
    That means they we spend like hell again next summer - maybe cavani or lavezzi....etc.

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    1. Mílanista
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      For Newcastle you mean.

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      1. Mr Sarcastic
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        That would be too good to happen.

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  29. FPL Daniel
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    Bla and Bolton next great fixtures attacking wise, but, big BUT. They are fighting for there lives and looks like Tot defense i the best bet for investing atm. But there goes the problem. Bla and Bol both more than capable of scoring against Spurs

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    1. The Finnisher
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      Yep, no Spurs defenders for me.

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    2. Elniñorules
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      I'd get any other defense in the league except Spurs at the moment. When's the last time they've kept a CS?

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  30. Tim Canterbury
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    Why was Ade not even on the bench?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Hammy.

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