Captain Sensible
19 May 2023 1079 comments
Hibbo Hibbo
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Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers are bracing themselves for the penultimate weekend of this season, with Manchester United, Manchester City, Brighton & Hove Albion and Chelsea all playing twice in Double Gameweek 37.

But while record-breaking sharpshooter Erling Haaland (£12.4m) appears the right favourite on paper, we examine whether a big-hitting Man United duo provide viable alternatives, before running the rule over options from the Seagulls.

As usual, the Captain Sensible article is here to highlight which assets have the best chance of hauling.

First, we will assess the fallout of the captain poll, before then analysing the best options, Rate My Team (RMT) and the Premier Fantasy Tools ratings ahead of Saturday’s 11:00 BST deadline.

THE CAPTAIN POLL

Man City’s Norwegian superstar Haaland tops the charts by a landslide ahead of Double Gameweek 37, backed by almost 55% of the total votes cast at the time of writing.

The main rivalry comes from the red half of Manchester with Portugal international Bruno Fernandes (£9.5m) sitting in second place, backed by around one in seven users.

The recently resurrected but possibly now ill Marcus Rashford (£7.2m) occupies third place with 6.72% of the vote, soon followed by Harry Kane (£11.4m).

THE CANDIDATES

ERLING HAALAND/KEVIN DE BRUYNE/JULIAN ALVAREZ

Normal service resumed when Haaland powered home a header from point-blank range against Everton, as Man City notched two late first-half goals at Goodison Park.

Haaland’s underlying numbers remain at gold-standard level, with 21 penalty area attempts, 12 big chances and 13 shots on target all being league-leading totals over the last six matches.

Surprisingly, he has been knocked off the summit of expected data tables from this period due to the heroics of Newcastle United marksman Callum Wilson (£7.2m).

Haaland ranks second-best for expected goals (xG) and expected goal involvement (xGI) during everyone’s last six games, with 6.24 and 6.57 respectively.

Above: Haaland leads the division for shots in the box (21), big chances (12), and shots on target (13) over the last six

Meanwhile, Kevin De Bruyne (£12.2m) was an unused substitute at Goodison Park, as Pep Guardiola wrapped his creative talisman in cotton wool before Real Madrid.

The midfield maestro’s numbers remain strong, with eight attacking returns in a half-dozen outings, scoring three and supplying five others.

These 8.83 points per appearance highlight his importance to Guardiola’s attack as the season approaches its ‘crunch period’.

By creating seven big chances, he is bettered by only Fernandes over these six, with De Bruyne placing second for expected assists (xA, 2.51).

Meanwhile, those in search of an uber-differential could be tempted by Julian Alvarez (£6.1m) because the Argentina international is likely to see an upturn in game-time once the league title is wrapped up.

Despite a single goal during his last six, the World Cup winner has proven himself to be an explosive option when he starts – particularly on home turf.

With ten attacking returns, Alvarez has averaged a highly-respectable 83.4 minutes and 6.45 points during each of his 11 starts.

The reigning champions host Chelsea on Sunday, where a win sees them retain their crown. Frank Lampard’s team is without a clean sheet in six matches, despite ranking a respectable eighth for expected goals conceded (xGC, 8.98).

However, losses to Wolverhampton Wanderers and Brentford mark the Blues out as a side to target. Shipping an xG of 2.94 at home to Brighton is a marker that Man City’s high-octane attack can follow.

After that, Pep’s side travels to the Amex Stadium on Wednesday with the common narrative suggesting that any possible roulette rotation is likely to occur.

Despite the Seagulls’ new-found status as one of the division’s best footballing sides, Guardiola will take solace in recent heavy defeats to Newcastle United, Everton and Nottingham Forest.

Brighton’s underlying defensive numbers are heavily influenced by these trouncings, ranking in the bottom half for xGC (11.11) over the last six matches.

BRUNO FERNANDES/MARCUS RASHFORD/LUKE SHAW



Hibbo Author of Captain Sensible. I write Fantasy Premier League articles, focusing on stats and strategy. Four top 10k finishes. 22/23 Rank - 6123.  Follow them on Twitter

  1. OptimusBlack
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Kepa ( Raya)
    TAA Shaw Tripper ( Schär Henry)
    Salah Mahrez Mitoma Rashford (Martinelli)
    Álvarez Haaland Wilson
    0 itb
    Would u do any transfer for -4 pts ?

    1. OptimusBlack
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Huh ?
      Any Heeeelp ?

      1. Kantelele
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        No, team is great, maybe Kepa

    2. tibollom
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      team looks good

    3. Punty McPuntface
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Looking good

    4. OptimusBlack
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Thxxx Guys so much

  2. theshazly
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    My Team:

    Steele Iversen
    TAA Stones Dalot Botman Bueno
    Mitoma Salah Rashford Mahrez Bruno
    Haaland Enciso Wilson

    0FT / 1.3$ IB

    Shall I do Dalot > Shaw for -4 ?
    Bench Mitoma or Enciso or Wilson ?!?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Not Wilson

    2. Rinseboy
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      probably Enciso but its close with Mitoma if you believe the guessing that he gets benched

  3. tibollom
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    chasing 40pts in my ML, leader has similar team to mine. 2 FT 2.2 ITB..

    a. marti + Isak to Bruno + alvarez
    b. marti + veltman to mahrez + lindelof
    c. marti + isak + veltman to mahrez, lindelof + alvarez for -4pts

    Kepa Raya
    Shaw Tripp White Veltman Mings
    Salah Rash Mito Marti MAC
    Haaland Isak Wilson

    His team:

    Steele Ederson
    Shaw Tripp Pinock Mee Estu
    Salah Rash Mito Marti Grealish
    Halaand Isak Wilson

    1. Pep bites Kun
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Marti to Bruno to begin with

      1. tibollom
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        thanks, can only be done with 2 transfers

        1. Chrisaa87
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          You have almost same like me, wondering Tripp or isak to ship out marti for bruno

          1. tibollom
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            oh hadnt thought of trippier actually

        2. Pep bites Kun
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          A little more difficult then 😉 B imo

          1. tibollom
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            you think mahrez lindelof gets me more pts?

            1. Pep bites Kun
              • 9 Years
              2 years, 6 months ago

              I reckon MU get more points, defensively, whether lind get's the whole GT is questionable. I'd question the Man City attacker players also on GT. My opinion, but your call.

    2. Koolswan
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      A

  4. RamboRN
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Steel
    Trips taa white
    Salah, grealish, mitoma, mac, rash
    Wilson haaland

    Subs kepa, toney, botman, mee

    2ft 1.8 itb. Looking for some help, Any thoughts?

  5. Jones Town
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Play Trippier or Mitoma?

    1. Stranger Mings
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      M

    2. Punty McPuntface
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I'd always go with the dwger

      1. Punty McPuntface
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Dgwer*

  6. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Anything I need to do here or GTG?

    Ederson
    TAA Shaw Estupinan
    Salah Mitoma MacAllister Rashford Grealish
    Haaland Wilson

    Subs: Kepa Trippier Isak Porro

    £1.8ITB 1FT

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      You must be absolutely flying with that team!

      1. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Happily sat within the top 5k at the moment so happy it’s been a great season! A lot of luck along the way!

    2. Atimis
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Screams for Mitoma to Antony punt

      1. Pep bites Kun
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Safe move?

      2. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Can’t get excited about Antony but thanks for the feedback. Know this will probably come back to bite me haha

    3. Rinseboy
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Isak to Alverez and bench Mitoma?

      1. Rinseboy
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        ignore this. Grealish to Bruno not affordable I guess?

        1. Pep bites Kun
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Would be a good move if it was

        2. Danstoke82
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Sadly not affordable

    4. Rinseboy
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I would honestly do Grealish and Isak to Bruno and Alverez and bench Mitoma

      1. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        This is my thinking at the moment but is it wrong to bench Mitoma over MacAllister?

        1. Rinseboy
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          don't think so. Mac just had a rest and is on pens. Mitoma looks burnt out and seems to have ran out of points too

          1. Danstoke82
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            I’m definitely swaying towards benching Mitoma

    5. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Mitoma ISak to Mahrez/Bruno Ensico?

    6. djman102
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I have almost the exact same team (Ederson/Kepa/Porro is Raya/Iverson/Bueno) and I'm planning a -4 to get Bruno. Still debating which combination (Trippier or Isak and Rashford or Grealish) to move to fodder and Bruno.

    7. MikeS
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Sames 1st 11 as me, I'm thinking grealish to Bruno and isak to Alvarez..

      1. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        My thinking also at the moment but would mean benching one of Mitoma or MacAllister

        1. MikeS
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Mitoma I was thinking

  7. Pringle
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    FH:

    DDG
    Trent Estu Shaw
    MacA Mitoma Foden Mahrez Bruno
    Haaland Kane

    Chasing. What do you think?

    1. Ratatouille
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I would replace Mitoma with Martial

    2. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      That's awesome

    3. Tinmen
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Chasing ? Besides Foden and Kane they are template

      Go again I’d say

  8. Scalper
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Hope we hear some news on Rashy before the game. Really like him as a differential captain if he starts both games

  9. Kantelele
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Would you do TAA, Maddison —> Shaw,Fernandes for -4

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Are you mad?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Is it really that bad?

        1. WVA
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          I want to take a hit to get TAA

          1. Kantelele
            • 3 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            Why ?

            1. WVA
              • 9 Years
              2 years, 6 months ago

              Villa Sou, he will haul in both and outscore Shaw easily

              1. Kantelele
                • 3 Years
                2 years, 6 months ago

                But if i sell i can get Fernandes with DGW and great 38 fixtures too, i may also sell Robertson but if i i sell TAA i may do Toney —> Jesus in next GW

  10. Atimis
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Grealish keep and play type if you already have him?

    1. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I would sell him if you can, absolutely terrible FPL asset

      1. Atimis
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        That much?

        1. WVA
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Unlikely to start and one assist is his ceiling

          1. Sure You Did
            • 2 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            According to who? A tit like you?

    2. Tomerick
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Doesn’t seem like the week to drop him

    3. Pep bites Kun
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Can't predict Pep, but looking at his playing time, I'm tempted to keep

  11. Claudio555
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Is Lindelof nailed?

    1. Rinseboy
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      no chance with Varane back. Could easily play Varane and Shaw at CB instead. But does seem pretty likely to play the games no

  12. Scalper
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Good to go?

    Steele
    TAA shaw estu
    Rashy Bruno(c) Grealish salah mitoma
    Wilson hauland

    1. Scalper
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Bench: kepa trippy Mings greenwood

    2. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      No-one to play instead of Grealish?

      1. Scalper
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Trips but it’s close.

  13. Tinmen
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Folks, give me a great differential midfielder under 6.1 mil ?

    Yep I’m chasing

    1. Scalper
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Eze

      1. WVA
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Good shout

      2. Punty McPuntface
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        This

  14. donbagino
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Reposting, please help 🙂
    1FT, 1.2
    Steele**/Kepa
    Trippier, Shaw**, TAA, Botman Gabriel,
    Rashford**, Salah, Grealish**, Mitoma**, MacAllister**
    Haaland**,Alvarez**, Isak

    Who to bench and what transfers?

    a) Rasford - Anthony or ??? and who to bench, Isak?
    b) Trippier - Manu second defender, Lindelof?
    c) Steele - DDG
    d) ?? (no idea)

  15. Claudio555
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Start Steel (SOU, MCI) or Kepa (mci, mcu)?

    1. jason_ni
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Steel for me

      1. Scalper
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Man of steele

  16. jason_ni
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Save FT, or Ederson to DDG?

    Am a little concerned about Edersons minutes over the double and 38.

    Ederson (Pope)
    TAA - Shaw - Estupinian
    Salah - Rashford - Macallister - Mitoma - Mahrez
    Wilson - Haaland
    Trippier - Castagne - Edourd

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I think ortega will play one but not sure worth the Ft as that could be better used in 38

    2. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Do it. Can see two MU CS

  17. FCSB
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Start who GW37:

    1. Isak
    2. Trippier

    1. Scalper
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      1

    2. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      1

    3. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      2

  18. cutch
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Sorry for repeating. Looking for some answers. Cheers.

    Steele
    Dalot, Trippier, Estu
    Salah, Mahrez, Grealish, Mitoma
    Haaland, Wilson, Kane
    Subs: Kepa, Mee, Mings, Joelinton

    A) Grealish + Joelinton -> Bruno + DaSilva (-4 hit) (exact money)
    B) Trippier -> Shaw
    C) A+B (-8 hit)
    D) None of the above

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Grealish. Trip > Bruno. Awb work? Or Antony. shaw

  19. WATERMELONS
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    A) Botman > Shaw
    (Play Odegard, Rashford, Trippier)

    B)
    Rashford > Fernandes
    Trippier > Shaw
    Solanke > Ensico (-8)
    (Bench Odegard or Ensico)

    (B) gives (*denotes double)

    Steele*
    TAA Shaw* White
    Fernandes* Salah Mitoma* Grealish*
    Haaland* Wilson Ensico*

    ?

  20. pnitishmk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Raya
    TAA, Shaw, Trippier
    Mac, Mitoma, Mahrez, Maddison
    Haaland, Kane, Wilson
    (Kepa, Botman, Mings, Martinelli)

    Already did Mee to Shaw with the FT, any thing else you’d suggest for hits?

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Could play Botman over Mads. Or Mads to Antony ?

  21. Meechoo115
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Good to go?? Anything worth a hit?

    Steele
    Trent. Shaw. Trip
    Mac. Mitoma. Salah. Bruno. Rash
    Alvarez. Haaland c

    Navas. Isak. Botman. Coufal

    1. StellaMan
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Looking great

      1. Meechoo115
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Chasing 80 in ML. Not happening right? Could do Alvarez or Bruno if gambling as cap

        1. Meechoo115
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Rival killed me with Wilson this week who I didn’t have. I did Mac captain disaster

  22. Eleven Hag
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Rashford owners

    Benching/Selling/Playing?

    1. WibblesTeam
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Buying

    2. Rinseboy
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Playing (praying)

    3. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Playing

    4. Danstoke82
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Playing and hoping

    5. Marjie
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Sold for Mahrez

  23. StellaMan
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    De Gea (Steele)
    Trent, stones, Shaw (Trip, Guehi)
    Mac, Mitoma, Salah, Rashford (Willock)
    haaland, Alarez, Kane

    Want Marhez in so
    Mitoma/stones to Marhez and ?

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      How much ?

      1. StellaMan
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        4.7 annoyingly just off dunk

    2. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      fodder and play trip

    3. StellaMan
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Am tempted to ditch rashford as opposed to Mitoma potentially too

  24. jimmyharte
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    I am praying that sick note can play v Bournemouth. Hearing the news really fkd up my team for this week.

  25. Crunchie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Just 13 points ahead of the mini-league. He has Isak and Wilson

    DDG (Raya)
    Trippier, TAA, Estupinia (Botman Henry)
    Rashford Bruno, Mahrez. Macallister, Mitoma
    Haaland (C), Isak, (Edouard)

    A Mitoma&Isak to Mahrez & Enciso/Ferguson-4
    B Isak/ Raya to Wilson & GK fodder (to protect lead) -4
    C.Rashford & Isak & Trippier to Mahrez &Shaw&Alverez/ Enciso/Ferguson -8

    Favouring A due to Mitoma rotation and Isak just playing on the left

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Isak to Wilson no?

      1. Crunchie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        i litterlaly hasve 0 ITB mate

        1. Crunchie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          literally

          1. Crunchie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            so would have to Be a B

    2. EMILE FOR ONE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Isak to Alvarez

  26. Kantelele
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Who would you buy ?
    A) Fernandes
    B) Alvarez
    C) Mahrez
    D) Gundogan

    1. No Kane No Gain
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      A

    2. Stranger Mings
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      A

    3. WATERMELONS
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Money no object?

      A + C

    4. Sure You Did
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      A is the worst pick. Antone who says him is a bit weird.

    5. Chrisaa87
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      A

  27. tibollom
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Chasing 40pts, how does this look? 2FT

    a.martineli isak to mahrez alvarez
    b.marti isak to bruno alvarez

    Kepa Raya
    Shaw Tripp White Veltman Mings
    Salah Rash Mito Marti MAC
    Haaland Isak Wilson

    1. Meechoo115
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Depends who rival has. Get two they don’t have and captain someone they don’t have. Bruno or Alvarez ideally

  28. WATERMELONS
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Really torn on whether to FH this week or next…

    Current team. Would go for broke with DGW players if I FH… have 1 FT

    Yellow flags on Trips and Rash have me spoked.

    Steele
    TAA Trip White
    Salah Grealish Mitoma Rashford Odegard
    Haaland Wilson

    Thoughts?!

    1. Chrisaa87
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Save for next week, teams looks gtg if bench is decent?

      1. WATERMELONS
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks pal.

        Bench is Botman, Mings, Solanke

        Have cash for Shaw or Alvarez… which one?

        Actually could do both for -4 but then need to bench Odegaard

        1. Chrisaa87
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Then ship out white for shaw

  29. WibblesTeam
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Ederson Kepa
    Estu Shaw Trippier Gabriel Botman
    Bruno Mac Mitoma Rashford Grealish
    Haaland (c) Kane Jesus

    Playing Bench Boost, 0 FT, G2G? Nothing worth a hit?

    1. Chrisaa87
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Great team!

    2. Crunchie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Nice

  30. bloomooner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    I’ve been playing long enough , I should know but can you play a chip in gw38?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yes of course you can.

      1. bloomooner
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Many thanks
        Had a middle aged head stagger!