634x258 Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. bennydebull
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    any statos out there? what have been the last 4 results for the north london derby?

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      1. bennydebull
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        cheers - bale captain - done!

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      2. SuperOsçarBaby
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        Walcott captain?

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        1. bennydebull
          • 13 Years
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          only if you need a diff

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      EPL 17-11-2012 FT Arsenal
      5 : 2
      Tottenham1
      EPL 26-02-2012 FT Arsenal
      5 : 2
      Tottenham1
      EPL 02-10-2011 FT Tottenham
      2 : 1
      Arsenal
      EPL 20-04-2011 FT Tottenham
      3 : 3
      Arsenal

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    3. Blue Moon Rising
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      Goals galore

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    4. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Arsenal
      5-2
      5-2
      1-2
      3-3

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    5. bennydebull
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      ty all.

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  2. My name is an echo
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    Suarez or Lambert. the most obvious captain choices this week.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      not really

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      1. My name is an echo
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        How so? who else

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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          mata, bale, rooney, michu

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    2. bennydebull
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      plus bale, mata, maybe walcott - I have all and I still can't decide

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    3. For Fuchs Sake
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      michu?

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    4. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      Agree

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  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    cuellar or wilson?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      to start

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      1. Pablitto
        • 15 Years
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        willie imo

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    2. Lateriser 12
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      • 13 Years
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      Wilson

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        thanks, thinking of playing cuellar and 50% chance of him playing and if he doesn't wilson come in. I got begovic already

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        1. Lateriser 12
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          Yeah..probably hedge your bets..

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    3. Spike ⚽️
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      Wilson

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    4. SneakyPete
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      Cuellar because if he starts he will keep CS and if he don't u get Wilson 🙂

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    5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      thanks 🙂

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  4. BombardingGunner
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    Should I take out RVP for Suarez considering this GW and next? I have Fellaini and Sturridge as doubtful

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    1. Pablitto
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      I did it (dont have Fella)

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      1. BombardingGunner
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        Ok thanks

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    2. Feed tha Sheep
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      I did

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      1. BombardingGunner
        • 13 Years
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        Cool

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  5. Feed tha Sheep
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    Ruiz to cisse for a hit?yes or no?

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    1. Feed tha Sheep
      • 13 Years
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      Anyone?

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      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        No Swansea are tough to break down at home

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  6. Wayne Enterprises
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    Start Fellaini or Le Fondre?

    Rest of team is

    Begovic
    Davies Evans Harte
    Michu Mata (vc) Bale (C) Walcott
    RvP Lambert

    Cesar Samba Naughton

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    1. Feed tha Sheep
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      Fell

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  7. Red-United
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    It's always dangerous coming on here a few minutes before the deadline...

    Must.not.tinker.

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  8. Gooders
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    Play Benteke or Puncheon? I'm thinking Benteke as Punch will probably be benched?

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    1. Declan-
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      I'd go benteke also. It pains me to bench him

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    2. Pablitto
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      +1

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    3. Feed tha Sheep
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      Benteke

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  9. boredjames
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    who to bench out of Taraabt, RVP and Sturridge?

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  10. Flying Assassins
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    Sturridge to Lambert for free or keep FT.

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    1. boredjames
      • 13 Years
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      keep it

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  11. andres
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    How do you see this move:

    Rvp & marv out
    Suarez & michu in

    Yes or no?

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    1. Lao Tzu
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      with my eyes

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    2. Feed tha Sheep
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      Yes

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  12. Mumm-Ra
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    I've gone for Lambert as my captain this week with Fellaini VC, as i do not have Bale. If Bale gets his knob out tomorrow, i'm gonna be getting painfully violated by the most of my league......

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    1. northernmuppet
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      • 16 Years
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      Thanks for that image..

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  13. tobesthetoffee
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    Who to start (pick 2):

    RVP - Puncheon - Daives - Harte - Studge

    RVP and Studge atm for me

    PLZ ANSWER

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  14. Screaming Midget
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    Sturridge to Lambert for a hit, if you have Evra, Sturridge, Fellani all doubts and only 1 sub?

    I have Suarez.

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  15. Ivor
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    Mata due to fall tonight - who on Earth is taking the guy out?!

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      😯

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      😯

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
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      Martians.

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    4. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      People getting Bale? My rival did. I'm keeping both.

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    5. YingYang
      • 14 Years
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      Kneejerked out after a blank at city and he has a Blank GW29. I'll probably sell him for sissoko tonight and bring him back the week after

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    6. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
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      Sir Knee of Jerkers, that's who.

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  16. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    Lat min help plz!!!!

    A) keep studge
    B) suarez n -4
    C) aguero n-4

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
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      Not Aguero looking like no game next week so too short sighted.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        So a or b then

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Not C.

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        What would u do?

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  17. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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    All the armband changing will only end in tears if your eventual captain fails, people will say I should have left it on player x, just pick a captain stay strong and don't change it is my advice.

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    1. Caine & Co.
      • 15 Years
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      you can also switch it to every option your rivals have and fock their captains up!

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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        Only if you know who your rival is captaining 🙂 plus if it's close and they pick 2 different captains you have to decide which one you go for

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  18. Manu_FC
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    RMT

    Migno

    Cameron / Clyne / Davies

    Bale(C) / Mata / Sissokho / Walcott

    Suarez / Aguero / Lambert

    Sub: Bunn / Johnson / Harte / Demel

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  19. /
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    Can I get a last minute captain check......

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      check

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    2. Evs
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      No

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Bank is closed.

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    4. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      The Mighty Roonpig.

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    5. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Suarez, I'd love to go Aguero but I fancy Suarez today

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    6. Pinoche
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      No we're high

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    7. Darkwood Dub
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      Mata

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    8. SuperOsçarBaby
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      Lamps(c)

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    9. YingYang
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      Kolarov

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  20. Evs
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    @laters and anyone else who cares to help...

    Bale or Suarez (c) ?

    I'll go with the flow.

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      suarez evs

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Baleo

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    3. Smakies
      • 13 Years
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      wondering this too
      derby has me going bale !

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    4. Lateriser 12
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      • 13 Years
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      Really, both good shouts Evs. Being in your position, i would probably go Bale(c) as it might/could be the popular choice. Safety in numbers and all that..

      Its still 50-50 for me mind you..

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    5. Big Col
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      Liverpool have only scored 3 goals at Wigan in last 5 years! so Bale out of those 2 for me.

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    6. SuperOsçarBaby
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      suarez!

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    7. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Bale

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    8. Lao Tzu
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      I have the same dilemma.

      Bale is the obvious one for me but I keep trying to find reasons why I shouldn't captain him this week.

      I'll probably captain Bale out of sheer fear he will go mental

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    9. La Roja
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      Suarez

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    10. LeBron - King of Argentina
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      Bale but close

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  21. Big Col
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    Captain Bale or Walcott?

    Walcott has scored 4 in last 4 v Spurs, 3 at home and 1 away.

    Bale has scored only 1 in last 4 against Arsenal, which was away, plus can Bale keep up his scores of the last few gamesl

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    1. Alonso The Great Midfielder
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      bale is on his form.....

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      1. brookater
        • 13 Years
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        fingers crossed

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  22. tw
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    rvp to suarez. yay or nay? only lose .2 getting him back btw.

    any accompanying reasoning would be appreciated too. cheers!

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    1. BombardingGunner
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Same situation. Might do it nww

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  23. Parm
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    Doosra?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Yep??? Sorry - snoozing! 😀

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      1. Parm
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        • 14 Years
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        Sturridge to Lambert for -4?

        Your thoughts?

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  24. Nopli
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    Fellaini Starts 🙂

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      how do you know?

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      1. Nopli
        • 14 Years
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        Had a dream about Fellaini scoring a hattie

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  25. Alonso The Great Midfielder
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    lampard to michu??yes or no

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  26. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Any news about Fellaini?

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  27. joinho
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    Hoping I won’t have 2 crap GW’s in a row, think I should be ok this week:
    Begovic (Federici)
    Davies, Clyne, Zabaleta, Rafael (Hill)
    Michu, Mata, Walcott, Fellaini (Marveaux)
    Rooney, Suarez (Pog)

    Still undecided on captain?

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  28. Does what he wants
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone playing Chicharito?

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  29. Phil's Stamps
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    Captain Michu or Mata? Mata or Michu? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    1. Hansel
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      mata

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  30. Baby Face Nelson
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    bench Enrique or Davies?

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