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21 April 2013 3775 comments
Mark Mark
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Park the lawnmower and throw the kid next door a fiver to clean the car. Let nothing tear you away from the couch as Sunday presents a double bill that will surely keep us out of the sunshine, warmed only by the rays of our telly screens.

It all starts at White Hart Lane, where Spurs take on Man City in what looks a vital encounter for Andre Villas-Boas’ side. With rivals Arsenal stealing a somewhat unconvincing march on third with the win at Fulham, it’s over to Tottenham to see if they can navigate past second-placed City to earn a precious three points. As for Roberto Mancini’s side, they’re surely fighting for pride, regardless of the maths at the top of the table.

The big news from the Lane is that Gareth Bale is fit to start for Tottenham after making a rapid recovery from an ankle injury. Aaron Lennon misses out altogether, though, and with Jermain Defoe taking his place on the bench, Villas-Boas hands Clint Dempsey and Gylfi Sigurdsson places in the attacking midfield three behind Emmanuel Adebayor.

For City, Sergio Aguero only makes the bench and David Silva misses out altogether due to a hamstring problem sustained in the recent Manchester derby. Mancini opts for Carlos Tevez and Edin Dzeko up top and brings back the likes of Pablo Zabaleta, Matija Nastasic and Gael Clichy after resting the trio in the midweek match with Wigan.

That ample lunchtime treat is followed up by a trip to Anfield for the four o’clock kick-off, as Rafa Benitez returns to the venue of former glories. His Chelsea lineup take on a Liverpool side that’s stuttered of late and with Luis Suarez blanking in the last four, Fantasy managers will be looking for the Uruguayan to get back on track, although Daniel Sturridge, against his former club today, will also be looking to crash the party.

Our Dugout Discussion chatroom has been fired up and is ready to take you right through to the evening roast.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    He should be locked up not suspended.
    If you did that to a stranger on the street what happen to you?

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    1. Pratik
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      This is a South American thing....Everyone does it there 😉

      But damn, that was weird!!!

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    2. bajra
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      What would happen if you tackled someone on the street?

      Highly unrelevant argument.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        🙄
        Of course it's relevant, He bit him, it's a major health and safety issue and also the small matter of assault.

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  2. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Does that mean Suarez can't be sold in the transfer windowt?

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  3. Birthday Sess
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Hazard subbed early to start plotting his revenge hat-trick against Swansea following Ballboygate.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Or, maybe, possibly for the Europa league semi on Thursday?!!

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  4. Soccer Brah
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Walcott or Fellaini to Bale?

    Fellaini with the better fixture this week but playing deep. Walcott with a tough fixture this week but strong for the run in and OOP upfront with Giroud injured?

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  5. SpinyNorman [*_*]
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    It's not unlike Suarez to get a bit mouthy but this is definitely going to be a case for the FA to sink their teeth into

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    1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez will need to keep a stiff upper lip in the coming days...

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  6. v12w12
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Any baps for Suarez 🙂

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Nah, he prefers the taste of human flesh over bread

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

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  7. crystalpalaceRus
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Hes done it before guys...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_4jioyxn6k

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    1. moment
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      This actually looks worse I think...

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    2. Wings of Steel
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Have you not seen this before? Where have you been man?

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  8. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    What the feck possessed Suarez? He finally found a use for those teeth of his...

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    1. Bolt-on
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      2-3 loose screws

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    2. Champy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Finally, he's tasted human flesh before.

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  9. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Dr evil lasted a minute till the yellow.

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  10. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    has shelvey got a transparen scalp?

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  11. Birthday Sess
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Voldy YC

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Harry potter, hes coming for you!

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  12. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Dirty player playing for a dirty team.

    Thought Liverpool had sunk as low as they could when I saw that Thatcher banner but apparently not.

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    1. DLL18
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Give it a rest mate.

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      1. Slaps
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        +1,

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        1. Wings of Steel
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Its alright this guys a massive pool hater. Seen him on here before

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          1. Wings of Steel
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            troll

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  13. Guinney
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    De Gea - Robles
    Zabaleta - Baines - Sagna - Rafael - Demel
    Fellaini - Walcott - Cazorla - Michu - Maloney
    Berba - Lambert - RVP

    0.2 - 2FT
    Going to swap Carzorla for Bale. Need to raise 0.6m

    a)Baines to Vertongen
    b)Berba to Kone
    c)Rafael to Dawson
    d) Fellaini for someone

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  14. Saint Domingo
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Earthworm Jim booked

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      😛

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  15. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ivanovic Burgers for sell @ Anfield......

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  16. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Looking at the Suarez bite again and it's embarrassing.

    Like watching my kids or 5 and 7 play in the back garden.

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    1. Pratik
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Why didn't he just punch or shove the guy? Who the feck bites someone?

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        My 5 and 7 year olds.

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  17. Pratik
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    I am not seeing the match, but didn't Ivanovic retaliate?

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah. He threw some garlic at Suarez then drove a stake through his heart.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Keep em coming 😆

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      2. Kagawa-san-mia
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        i am dying at this response LMAO

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    2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      When you say "retaliate" he retaliated insofar as he removed Suarez's face from within inside his arm.

      This does involve a physical movement.

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    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Just pushed him off. The ref was straight over to break them up. He didn't see the bite though

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    4. Jack Frost
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I think Ivanovic was holding tightly to Suarez and wouldn't release him. Maybe Suarez just wiped his snotty nose on Ivanovics jersey...?????

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  18. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Shelvy broke Oscar. Classy.

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  19. Vasty Deep
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    That video is going to be looked at by the FA, right? I probably need to restudy my transfer plans....unlikely that suarez doesnt get banned for that..

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Do you think so...I do..but you ever know with the FA they can be a bit of a toothless tiger with retrospective bans...so to speak !!

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  20. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Just aswell it wasn't the LUNCH time Kick Off 😉

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  21. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Oscar crocked.

    Totally forgot about V. Moses 😯

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  22. Judas
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Is Suarez suspended from a yellow card?

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    1. Mr. Greedy
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      No, but will be banned for x matches for biting people.

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  23. Mr. Greedy
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    The Chelsea doctor can massage my thigh anytime.

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      +1

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    2. Thatsnotcricket
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Ding dong.

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    3. GoonerByron
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      My team aren't even averaging 2 points per player this week so far.. How depressing lol

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    4. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      EVA < 3

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    5. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Eva Carneiro....mmmm

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Now she is tasty!

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      2. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        I'd nibble on her

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    6. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      he must've been chomping at the bit for a goal

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    7. Licky
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      That's Liverpool's season over, this Summer will be interesting.

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    8. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez knows he's screwed.....just caught him looking very sheepish....

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        .....sorry ratish....

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    9. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Let's see if I can get a bet on RVP for the golden boot.

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        usually closes during games, worth checking afterwards, the might open it up!

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