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21 April 2013 3775 comments
Mark Mark
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Park the lawnmower and throw the kid next door a fiver to clean the car. Let nothing tear you away from the couch as Sunday presents a double bill that will surely keep us out of the sunshine, warmed only by the rays of our telly screens.

It all starts at White Hart Lane, where Spurs take on Man City in what looks a vital encounter for Andre Villas-Boas’ side. With rivals Arsenal stealing a somewhat unconvincing march on third with the win at Fulham, it’s over to Tottenham to see if they can navigate past second-placed City to earn a precious three points. As for Roberto Mancini’s side, they’re surely fighting for pride, regardless of the maths at the top of the table.

The big news from the Lane is that Gareth Bale is fit to start for Tottenham after making a rapid recovery from an ankle injury. Aaron Lennon misses out altogether, though, and with Jermain Defoe taking his place on the bench, Villas-Boas hands Clint Dempsey and Gylfi Sigurdsson places in the attacking midfield three behind Emmanuel Adebayor.

For City, Sergio Aguero only makes the bench and David Silva misses out altogether due to a hamstring problem sustained in the recent Manchester derby. Mancini opts for Carlos Tevez and Edin Dzeko up top and brings back the likes of Pablo Zabaleta, Matija Nastasic and Gael Clichy after resting the trio in the midweek match with Wigan.

That ample lunchtime treat is followed up by a trip to Anfield for the four o’clock kick-off, as Rafa Benitez returns to the venue of former glories. His Chelsea lineup take on a Liverpool side that’s stuttered of late and with Luis Suarez blanking in the last four, Fantasy managers will be looking for the Uruguayan to get back on track, although Daniel Sturridge, against his former club today, will also be looking to crash the party.

Our Dugout Discussion chatroom has been fired up and is ready to take you right through to the evening roast.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Frank Black
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    At this point i think that the only one capable of handling Suarez is Buffy Summers.

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Give him a Hannibal Lecter mask.

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Anyone who's name sounds like buffet should stay well clear.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        😆 Hoohoohoo! 😉

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Maybe that was the joke all along? I've never watched it. 🙂

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      2. Frank Black
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        She's the slayer!! She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness.

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah but this is a Liverpool player we're talking about.

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  2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Oooh, Sturridge over the top of the ball there..

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  3. Zinedine
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Suerez, Sell Sell Sell!!!!!!

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Same with Liverpool.....last 5 mins in a Liverpool shirt.....

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  4. Lawrø
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    I've just come back to see I'm having the gameweek of dreams, but will Suarez get a two match suspension for that yellow regardless of the bite? 😎

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    1. Monk
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      No, the date has passed, threshold is now up to 15 yellows.

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      1. Lawrø
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks Chap!

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    2. Silly Sausage
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Epic grav aha!

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      47pts! ffs tie would be over if we were brave enough to pick you

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  5. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Hmmm FA should review that Sturidge incident! Definite red for me!

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    1. Silly Sausage
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Don't be silly, barely touched him

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      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        No mate his boot was high

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  6. COMH
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    He is a piece of a shit. Is it too much to ask for someone to knock him spark out?

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    1. Thick Of It
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Ha! Brilliant. Would love to see that

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      1. Burd Turglars
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        12 years, 9 months ago

        maybe in the tunnel afterwards if Ivan fancies it

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    1. Jafooli
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      He is so screwed.....

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    2. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Did he appeal for a penalty afterwards?! What a shmuck

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  7. Thick Of It
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    Probably been asked a miilion times before but are Rat boys points taken away after the game for having given away the penalty?

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  8. Yossi
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Sturridge challenge there not even a foul and Giroud's was a red??

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  9. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Defo a bit of bite to this game....

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  10. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    If we don't win this, it'd be really harsh on us.

    Two clear reds.

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    1. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      How come you have done 7 transfers?

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  11. FORCA INTER
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    anyone doing Suarez ➡ Defoe?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Tevez I think.

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    2. Dr Ennet
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I think I am at least 🙂

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  13. Hybrid.power
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    LOL @ Henderson Captainers!!

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  14. Jack Frost
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Well, if Ivanovic has a bite mark... this is going to be bad. there goes the " I was just blowing my nose on his sleeve" defense

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  15. crystalpalaceRus
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    12 years, 9 months ago

    To be fair to Suarez, he has a real appetite for the game

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      just aswell it wasn't the lunch time kick off!
      (went unappreciated on previous page!)

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        *sniggers* Russian Hamper?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          *Serbian 😉

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    2. Podge
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Real bite to his tackles

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    3. kraftwerker
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Whatever you may say about him, Suarez has fought tooth and nail for Liverpool today

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  16. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Mata Subbed for Frankie

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  17. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    lampard trolling

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Oh shit. 😕

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Grrrr! 🙁

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  18. Jump in Micah
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Yo, yo, yo
    I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies
    (It's cos I'm Mata!)
    I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees
    (It's cos I'm Mata!)
    I just won the bingo bought a crib in Rio
    (It's cos I'm Mata!)

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  19. Will
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Great closeup of the bite http://willhow.es/153j

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    1. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Good one.

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    2. Silly Sausage
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Russian cuisine

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      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        *Serbian

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        1. Silly Sausage
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Haha oops, how embarassing...

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    3. Jack Frost
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Yikes... there goes the "just blowing my nose" defense.

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    4. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      What did he think...... ??

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  20. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ouch.

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  21. Theseus
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    so whodo i bring in for the flesh eating suarez?
    tevez, ba or defoe?

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  22. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    6 minutes left (ET)

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  23. Birthday Sess
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    As much as I hate the guy, I would love to see Dennis Wise in this game!

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  24. Thatsnotcricket
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Can't wait for the epic Suarez vampire photoshops.

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    • Balotellitubbies
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez is harmless, Ivanovic is armless.

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    • bdwhite91
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Next time I go out, I'm ordering a slice of Brani. NOM NOM

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    • Pinoche
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      C'mon GJ, score please!

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    • Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      12 years, 9 months ago

      I hope Lampard scores or gets an assist. I can't believe Benitez has reduced Lampard to a sub used to run down the clock. What a knobhead.

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    • Royal5
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez got a 7 match ban last time he bit someone... Time to get rid.

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