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12 April 2011 1708 comments
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Our Watchlist rankings have been updated today to measure our current thinking on player acquisition strategies with just six gameweeks remaining. You can view this now in your right-hand sidebars.

Predictably, Chelsea’s double gameweek boost cements their players as key targets right now, with leaders in three of the four positions. Only Carlo Ancelotti’s rotation policy up front keeps their strikers from threatening a clean sweep.

The dominance continues at the back with Petr Cech and David Luiz topping the goalkeeper and defender rankings. There can be few arguments here, although Birmingham’s Ben Foster and Sunderland’s Simon Mignolet clearly offer potential at a lower price point. Liverpool’s Pepe Reina is the big climber in the keeper rankings – he offers a secure route to Kenny Dalglish’s backline which should earn further shutouts before the end of the season given the goal threat offered by some of their opponents. City’s Joe Hart, with improved fixtures after the gameweek double, makes a return to our Watchlist reckoning.

With Luiz topping the defenders, there is very little movement below him. Everton’s Leighton Baines, Villa’s Kyle Walker and Birmingham’s Roger Johnson remain our top back four options, with Sunderland’s Phil Bardsley climbing to fifth spot.

The intriguing option is offered by Liverpool’s Fabio Aurelio who, with injuries to Martin Kelly, Glen Johnson and Dan Agger, appears to have secured a starting role for Liverpool and will offer attacking threat and set-piece involvement over the run-in, together with clean sheet potential of course. At 5.8 in the Fantasy Premier League game he comes at a price but clearly offers a forward-thinking alternative to Martin Skrtel.

Frank Lampard remains the top target in midfield going into gameweek 33, despite a frustrating blank against Wigan last time out. The fact remains that only six midfielders have fired in more efforts on goal than Lampard over the last four gameweeks; similarly only six midfielders have contributed more key passes – of these players players, only team-mate Flourent Malouda has a double fixture this week. Lampard is a big investment, but, on his day and particularly with the assistance of spot-kicks, he’s unquestionably a heavy points scorer.

Blackpool’s Charlie Adam is the next in line with four home matches in the next five gameweeks, while Cesc Fabregas with assured starts over Arsenal’s double, climbs to third spot. Team-mate Theo Walcott claims fifth place, banishing former top spot tenant Nani to a lowly sixth spot in our rankings. Despite a sparkling showing with two assists against Fulham, with his starting role under threat from Valencia – there are stronger options than Nani in midfield right now; he will likely climb again however, once Arsenal’s double fixture has passed.

Charles N’Zogbia is the big climber below him as Wigan’s fixtures improve – more on him to come this week. Dirk Kuyt’s incredible run of 5 goals in as many gameweeks has him continue to scale the rankings – despite a run of opponents that will test Liverpool’s newfound fluency and goal threat. Further down, it’s worth noting that Luka Modric now tops team-mate Rafael Van der Vaart in our reckoning. The Dutchman badly needs to find returns if he is to stall his slide, while Modric continues to hoover Fantasy Premier League Bonus Points to boost his stock. Lower still, the likes of Clint Dempsey, Matt Etherington and Jamie O’Hara need the gameweek 33 blank to pass before they are ready to climb the rankings.

Moving up front and Arsenal’s double fixture maintains Robin Van Persie’s position with Wayne Rooney ranked second – he is set to return against Newcastle barring injury in tonight’s Champions League Quarter-Final.

Darren Bent holds third, with Sunderland’s Asamoah Gyan well placed as his run of fixtures presents ample opportunity for a season end goal glut. The form of Daniel Sturridge, coupled with his tough gameweek 34 double fixture keeps him high in our thinking, as the Liverpool pair of Luis Suarez and Andy Carroll threaten. Investment in that pair looks inevitable following last night’s beating handed out to City, although as our earlier “Frisking the Fixtures” discussed, we have some reservations about Liverpool’s run-in.

With plenty of budget potential offered by the likes of Junior Hoilett, Peter Odemwingie, Demba Ba and, in gameweek 34, Bobby Zamora, many Fantasy Managers could be leaning towards two cheaper striker options with heavy investment in midfield once again.

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  1. Attila the Bum
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    Craig Gordon has big gloves to fill next season 🙂

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    1. Syd.
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      Marigolds...???

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    2. Goose
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      Is this VDS related, I originated this rumour!

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  2. Button Phobic
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    Doh - Torres doesnt score again and I was so looking forward to Jamsiep exploding!!! Thats 11 goaless hours!

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      worst ever £50mil spent?

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      1. Button Phobic
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        Best ever 50 million received!!!!

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        1. Cooper123
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          😀

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
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        *Insert anyone of 1000 random Bankers who fcked country xmas bonus*

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  3. jamsiep
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    Torres this, Torres that...

    We've been shit all season, that's why Torres was signed in the first place.

    Ancelotti out.

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    1. Cooper123
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      Hey, be fair! You dominated the first 5 or so 😀

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    2. Boom!!!
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      who in?

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      you signed torres cos you've been shit?

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    4. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Probably should have kept Jose...

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    5. mr messi
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      What happened? Carlo was there last season and we weren't shit.

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      1. Button Phobic
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        Bit like those greedy bankers, money men like Roman belive you get to the top by pinching the assetts of everyone else. He thought by pinching Liverpools asset it was job done!

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    6. Syd.
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      But the signing of Torres just took the "shit" to the next level

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      1. dave_the_bear
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        Coming from a city fan? HA!

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    7. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      and you can't blame carlo for torres

      he probably had nowt to do with the signing

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    8. applebonkers
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      you were back to form then you signed torres. that's what i don't understand. the 4-0 v bolton and 4-2 v sunderland chelsea were like the chelsea of last season. then they buy a player they don't need and it ruins 4 other players (anelka, drogba, malouda and lampard)

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      1. Button Phobic
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        Spot on....proof money can wreck a team

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    9. AP
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      I'm starting to think you don't actually know anything about football. Scenes.

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    10. SackWenger
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      Embarrassing! Tonight of all nights 🙂

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  4. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    I for one am very excited to hear what the 14 year old United Asian fan base have to say about this performance...Looks like the better team won, as dreadful as their roster looks on paper

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    1. AriseSirGiggsy
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      stop talking nonesense

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        Seriously, they are hilarious on the twitter...

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      at least they can see a chink of light

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        nice racism

        *edited by admin*

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          nice racism

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            pork pie, no rascism intended, unfortunate coinkydink. My bad

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            1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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              Nah man I was just pointing out the (probably intentional) irony of him calling you out on a racial slur before using one himself. Couldn't give a f**k either way tbh; people are overly-sensitive about supposed that sort of stuff

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                i actually threw one in there in that last post but you missed it 😀 haha first one was unintentional though

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                1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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                  haha ok, my street talk is obviously not up to par.

                  /consults Urban Dictionary

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          jesus, how did you know my name was patricia? You been peeking in my windows too you perving freak??

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        3. dave_the_bear
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          Watch it you *edited by admin*

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            watch what, i'm not calling you a prick

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              shut up you peeping tom. hwos the window wa.nking going?

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              1. Mark
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                Ok..shutting this thread down before it escalates. Move along please.

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            2. dave_the_bear
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              Irish therefore insulting...

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                dont work dave, he has about as much intelligence as a lemming. Also, he likes to window w.ank, as he said himself, and many witnessed. So keep yer blinds drawn!

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                for the record dave, i wasn't insulting him for being irish, the alliteration just worked for me

                if 'paddy' was an insult, would they have a popular website, who also sponsor this site, called 'paddy power?'

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                1. dave_the_bear
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                  Your statement was racist against the Irish.
                  I will be ignoring any future posts from you.

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                  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    it was not meant to be insulting to anyone but that prick

                    apologies

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                2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                  he's actually stuoider than pigshit. bless him

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  5. Andy1
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    Etherington + Tevez --> Walcott + Drogba -4pts

    Good move or not?

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  6. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    Anyone seen any reason tonight to bring in the 13.0 Lampard for a 4 point at the expensive of rooney/nani along with vdv?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Nope, just the worry of NOT having him rather than the need to actually have him!!

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      i wouldn't keep man utd players, newcastle are gonna have the upset of the season with joey 'best midfielder in england' barton pulling the strings

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  7. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    So is that Drogba nailed on for the DGW now, or are we dumping Chelsea now??!

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Well I've got f*ckin Torres!

      What the hell do I do now.....

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        i think it will be torres and drogs up front for both games tbh

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      2. gooner dave
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        Me too. Depressing isn't it?

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      3. mr messi
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        cry

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      4. Button Phobic
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        Im sorry to hear that

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  8. Bolivian Seaman
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    ken 'for the win' jones for gw34 and a blackpool match after

    there is a great differential 🙂

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  9. Granville
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    I know you all hate him, but any chance of some Rooney praise tonight. Go on I dare you.

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    1. Syd.
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      Utds best player...

      Still a shit of a human being thou

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      the ref made him play better apparently

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    3. Boom!!!
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      our 2nd best player tonight after giggsy 🙂

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    4. Back on the horse
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      did you hear the crowd almost jizz themselves over that lob he tried

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    5. Attila the Bum
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      He'd be a great monkey to complement my organ grinding skills.

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      1. Granville
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        Whatever you say wont get you to the top of the ABU table 😉

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Ha! I'd have to do some serious work to topple Chill Pill

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          1. Granville
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            Genuine hater, whilst you're a pretender. No sign of him tonight then? MMM strange that.

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            1. Mark
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              Now now...

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                Mark have you had a sex change? and by change, i mean, form a dude, into a 62 year old female worrywort with hypertension?

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            2. AP
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              Apparently you pardoned him Granville! I knew it was the usual quackery 😀

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    6. AriseSirGiggsy
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      The sheer volume of humble pied required to completely satisfy the total morons wanting to write Roonehy off 6 months ago could feed the Third World for 1000 years!!
      😀

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    7. Fray Bentos
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      as a non-united fan I actually dont hate him! strange but true

      rooney praise

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      1. Granville
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        On the record, I think he's an absolute cock too. But he's our cock!!

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        1. applebonkers
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          lol. i don't even think he's a cock, just a bit naive and over-competitive

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    8. applebonkers
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      good game from shrekenbauer. good player plays well shocker

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      1. AriseSirGiggsy
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        +1 (again AB)

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    9. AP
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      Absolutely sensational tonight. Carrick was the player of the two ties though.

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  10. Attila the Bum
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    TheBig_Sam (Sam Allardyce on twitter)
    Jesus Christ. Roman Abramovich just "poked" me on Facebook. Oh, it's on.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      class

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      nah, Big Sam's holding out for the Real Madrid job

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    3. Back on the horse
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      lol

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  11. lazybones18
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    i dont understand we are living in 2011 why dont they use replays or some sort of technology to review potential plays
    every sport has adapted it except football

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    1. lazybones18
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      plays*

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      because football wouldnt be a joke then, nor controllable.

      ive been saying the same shit for 50 years now

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      1. lazybones18
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        stupid fifa/uefa.. ruining several games every year because of bad ref calls.. FFS use the technology.. RAGINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          i deserted football for years until i got roped into fantasy football because it was such a joke. as soon as my ther.apist manages to get me off fantasy football, i wont give a shit again im sure

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      2. jimbomossle
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        butter my croissant, how old are you?

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  12. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    hahaah, well done lord fergie...Well done!

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  13. DGno9
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    united through!

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  14. Boom!!!
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    only 1 goal in shakhtar-barca game 😯

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    1. Goose
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      Called it, Barca didn't need to go all out, I'm sure their away European games are usually lowish scoring.

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  15. dave_the_bear
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    United have also been s**t all season yet they will win with what has been the worst prem league performance in years from the 'top sides'.

    God I hate football.

    Barca will still batter united in the final if united make it.

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    1. Eddy
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      Or Madrid!

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    2. Syd.
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      Utd have a very difficult semi final to get through before they can even start to think about the final.

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    3. Akers
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      Just say it, "congratulations Man United, you're truly a phenomenal club".

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      1. Button Phobic
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        Sorry Akers but beating Chelsea at the mo isnt phenomenal da da didadda

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  16. Johnny Unitas
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    No joke intended here but United look casual leaving the pitch, you are allowed to celebrate a little boys.

    Ji Sung Park, you honour us.

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    1. Akers
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      No, that's not our cup final.

      I remember reading an article after we won the CL in 2008 where a United player said that even in the dressing room after the penalty shoot-out Giggs was plotting for a repeat next year.

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  17. AP
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    Better team won. Fact.

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      tis true

      you'll never beat barca in a million years though

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      1. Granville
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        Big presumption that United and Barca will win their semis. It's a game of football 11 v 11 and United have the tools to beat anyone.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      +1

      No doubt

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  18. super zlatan
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    Bps. Giggs 3
    Rooney 2
    Rio 1

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    1. Akers
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      Rooney was Man of the Match for me. Sensational.

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      1. denial
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        Yep. He was ace.

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    2. applebonkers
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      give all 11 bps

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      1. applebonkers
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        *except john o'shea 😉 eagles can have his

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      2. super zlatan
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        True. They all played well

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  19. afishyfish
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    A. Young
    or
    Valencia
    or
    Other Suggestions for Midfielder with 8.6m budget already own nani,nasri,vdv
    ???

    Will both nani and valencia get games or will these 2 be rotated?

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
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      giggs will need about a month to recuperate, so they should both play

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      1. afishyfish
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        what about park?
        Scored tonight, and valencia replaced nani (not park)

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  20. Boom!!!
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    no!
    giggs 3
    roo 2
    vds 1

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  21. mischty
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    What's the thinking on Nani? Heavy rotation risk? Looks like he'll only start at home while the fixtures are heavy? He played tonight, will he start the semi final? If so, it must mean he'll be rested away at Newcastle... too bad transfers need to be in before the weekend.....

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    1. Fray Bentos
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      definite possibility of nani not starting (or coming off the bench) at the weekend i'd say, especially with Valencia not featuring. no assurances of anything though

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        no Rooney though so i reckon Nani Berba Valencia on Sat

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      I reckon rested. will make way for lampard for 1 week, then vback in for Nasri a week later

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  22. mr messi
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    Think I might just get Fabs in now.

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  23. HST
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    Respect due to utd., a true lesson in how to play a 2 legged european tie.

    As much as I dislike utd I am glad they will be representing the premiership at Wembley (assuming they clear the relatively easy semi final).

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    1. Granville
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      And a sell out capacity crowd at OT tonight 🙂

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    2. $hahriyar
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      They have been very naive in Europe for a very long time but finally they along with Fergie have got it down.

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  24. Darv
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    Ryan Giggs absolute legend.

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  25. jamsiep
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    Desired team for next season:

    Cech
    Ivanovic Luiz Terry Cole
    Ramires Essien
    X X X
    Torres

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    1. denial
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      Sturridge?

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    2. afishyfish
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      is xxx new buys?

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    3. Bolivian Seaman
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      X X X = a whole new attacking lineup, i wish i was a chelsea supporter

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    4. Attila the Bum
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      It would be poetic if Chelsea signed Sneijder, Gotze and Neymar. That would amuse me.

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    5. $hahriyar
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      put 3 more 50 mil flops in those places :lol;

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    6. AP
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      Torres. Lol. Drogba was your best player by a country mile.

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      1. $hahriyar
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        he has to stick with it now! it's either torres or Carlo for him.

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    7. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Kakuta, Benayoun, Borini.

      Awesome.

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  26. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    He was a hit, but now he's shit Torres, Torres
    He'll never score another goal Torres Torres
    You bought the lad from Liverpool
    Abromovich, what a fool
    Fernando Torres, what a waste of space!

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      thats awful really.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      2/10

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        If it was about a United player would I have got higher? 🙂

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      2. denial
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        The 'he was a hit, but now he's shit' line works quite well I think.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 9 months ago

          That got him the two marks. 🙂

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    3. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      0.5/10 just bcoz u started well 😉

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    4. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Who makes this stuff up...

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        I made that one while watching the match, not too proud of it though 😀

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      2. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        football fans.

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    5. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I like it

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    6. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Whatever happened to good old fashioned rhyming?

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    7. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      1/10, because of the tool and fool rhyming combo

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    8. SaintMatt
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fernando Torres, what a waste of space!

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    9. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      I think you should turn it into a limerick

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  27. dribbler
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Brighton promoted

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  28. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Was very impressed with park also. Unsung hero at times.

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      His name is ji sung not un sung..

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    2. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Always saved for the CL and the Asian watching "£market"... a shame imo.

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  29. Stat virgin
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    Just waiting for Dborenaldo's media analysis now

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    1. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      lol

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Run for cover..

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    3. Akers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Ha ha ha!

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  30. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 9 months ago

    PREPARE YOUR BUGGUMARKERS
    Schalke will knock out United in the semi. 🙂

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      +1

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        +1 ABU Point for you

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      no they won't unfortunately

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    3. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      get the smiley off and I'll do it. Otherwise you can turn either way later depending on results.

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    4. Declan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Inter will knock United out in the semi....

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      1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 9 months ago

        +1 +2

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    5. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      ....They haven't beaten Inter yet

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    6. Onwards
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      14/1 to win the whole thing. Yes please.

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    7. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      United have been beaten in semis by Dortmund and Leverkusen 2 'inferior' German sides. I would be very wary of making presumptions.

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    8. Akers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 9 months ago

      Nah, Schalke are rubbish.

      I've no idea how they've (pretty much) got to the Semis though.

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