634x258 The Knee Jerk
4 December 2013 4526 comments
Mark Mark
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A midweek programme under lights provides an avalanche of points as Luis Suarez delivers one of the biggest solo hauls in memory. By contrast, Wayne Rooney’s evening was blighted by a blank, a fifth booking and a home defeat as United’s title challenge withers before Christmas.

The Game Changer

Prior to tonight’s Anfield clash with Norwich, Brendan Rodgers remarked that Liverpool could not depend solely on Luis Suarez for goals following the injury to Daniel Sturridge. Within half an hour, Suarez had emphatically proved him wrong.

It’s ironic that, on an evening where Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard made up ground on Aaron Ramsey’s relentless midfield profits, a striker dominated once again. Suarez, like Sergio Aguero weeks before, stuck to the script to fire a devastating haul of four goals and an assist as he returned to haunt Norwich who continue to haemorrhage goals on their travels.

That shouldn’t detract from Suarez’s display. Thirteen strikes in just nine Premier League starts represents form that matches the very best spells we saw from Robin van Persie last season. In simple terms, Suarez has become essential. Not least to offer a captaincy option who almost guarantees regular returns with the propensity to explode to levels that no other player, not even the prolific Aguero, can match.

The Selection Poser

United’s home defeat came packaged with a bitter pill for Wayne Rooney owners who had to watch on while both Suarez and Aguero returned to the scoresheet while their man blanked. That was compounded by a fifth booking of the season, which guarantees another blank to follow as Rooney sits out the home clash with Newcastle in Saturday’s early kick-off.

It remains to be seen how this will influence transfer trends in the next few days but, having harvested large numbers of investors since his brace at Spurs, Rooney could now be set for heavy sales and a rapid price drop over the next ten days.

Elsewhere, rotation took a chunk out of our squads once again, with an array of talent “rested” to the bench. Olivier Giroud’s remaining owners were perturbed by the news that the Frenchman was handed a much-needed break with a Hull City defence, sans Curtis Davies, arriving at the Emirates. With Nicklas Bendtner firing an unlikely early goal, there may even be further fidgeting required. The last thing Giroud’s owners wanted or expected was the much-maligned Dane suggesting he could deputise as the lone striker from this point on. Nevertheless, an immediate recall against Everton is surely on the cards for the seven-goal Frenchman.

Stephane Sessegnon’s plight looks more serious. Ranked highly in the Watchlist off the back of decent early form for the Baggies, coupled with an enviable set of fixtures, the Benin international has laboured of late and Steve Clarke’s decision to bench him this evening may well be more damaging.

Typically, Sessegnon’s flame has faded badly. Having been the catalyst for much of West Brom’s attacking verve in their five-match unbeaten run which included the win at Old Trafford, he’s slipped back into obscurity at a time when the fixture computer appeared to hand him the chance to establish himself as a mid-price midfield asset of note.

Once again, those who took a punt on a midfield differential have been let down and Sessegnon’s owners will now be wondering if their man can win a recall for the visit of Norwich at the weekend.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. bola
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    China, not a World Cup material yet? http://i.imgur.com/JTOTDA6.gif

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  2. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Gutted that I missed such an exciting day of footy.

    Fecking love Özil. Going to be a legend.

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    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      One of my favourite players. People call him lazy but I genuinely believe he's just so feckin' good it tends to look effortless. Regardless, great player.

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  3. Liastro ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Rooney + Ward-Prowse -> Ramsey + Lukaku for a -4?

    Thoughts?

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    1. mgilbert86
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Lukaku not until after Arsenal

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  4. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Spotted a tempting set of moves

    Terry / Januzaj > Ward / Hazard (-4)

    Yes or no?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Not for me

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    2. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      looks good from here.

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    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      I would.

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    4. Gubborr
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      yay

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  5. Gimli son of Gloin
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Paulinho.. worst finisher in the league?

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  6. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    wtf is wrong with Paulinho

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  7. joinho
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Got to free transfers this week and they might well be the most boring in the history of fpl, doing the following this week;
    Fonte (out) - Vlaar (in)
    Boruc (out) - 4m (in)

    In order to free up the funds to do the following next week;
    Remy (out) - Rooney (in)
    Chico (out) - Coleman (in)

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    1. joinho
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      *2 frees this week

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Vlaar went off on 45 wait for news

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      1. joinho
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Waiting on Vlaar news, if not him someone else of same price.

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  8. Deulo10
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Keep Rooney and just play Baker who might not even play next GW?

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    1. joinho
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      If you can get away with it you have to hold on to him, those fixtures are too good not to.

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      1. Deulo10
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Exactly! Also I got him really early (for 10.6) so if I sell him I'd want him back later and I'd have to pay a lot more.

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  9. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Guys, just a thought, sure you have all made the same observation.

    Forwards DO NOT work at Tottenham. They work by banging in the ball from outside the area, and do not play a passing game.

    Imo unless something mental changes must occur before a forward will prosper at Tottenham

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    1. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      my theory is it is because AVB is a total nobber.

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      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        😆

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  10. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Where was Sessagnon?

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    1. Mojo Rojo
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Dropped 🙁

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    2. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      On The bench.

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  11. Runci
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Özil --> Hazard?

    Is it a good move now?

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    1. joinho
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Sideways

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    2. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      you mean Ozil, who has 22 points in 2 GWs?

      Is there a way to have both if possible?

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  12. gers23
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Will Mcauley rise before sat?

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  13. FF Dirtbag
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Any news of clyne or Vlaar?

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Vlaar calf injury, wait until tomorrow for news.
      Clyne limped off, again wait for news

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  14. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Paulinho has been taking football lessons from Townsend.

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  15. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    C'mon FPL, Gerrard clearly had that assist! I've seen much more ridiculous assists given!

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  16. Smarty Pants
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Average will be 61 points (an outside chance of 60 points)
    Average for the top 10K as of the start of the week (!) is 91.2 points 😯

    Details:
    http://fpldiscovery.wordpress.com/2013/12/04/gw-14-final-results/

    Highest score in the top 10K is 135 points:
    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2021592/event-history/14/

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    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Legend

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    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      135...Holy crap.

      91.2 is good for top 10k, because I got 107 haha

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    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      How do you collate this information mate?

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      1. Smarty Pants
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        a script & a VBA macro do the job, I'm watching MOTD 🙂

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        1. Spencer
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Out of curiosity, what is your script written in?

          I tried to do something in JavaScript, but got cross domain errors.

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          1. Smarty Pants
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 4 days ago

            strange, JavaScript here too

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            1. Spencer
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              • 14 Years
              12 years, 4 days ago

              Probably the way I was accessing the site; ie I didn't use a VBA macro. I was just trying to access the fpl site through an iframe.

              Thanks, will have a play when I havea free moment.

              Good stuff. Loving your work!

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    4. SamH123
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      great stuff thanks

      That guy ranked almost top 10k has a precious forward spot dedicated to Chamakh!!

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    5. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Excellant. Cheers SP. 🙂

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    6. In Tommy We Trust
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Cracking stuff Smarty Pants

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  17. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Not long until some folk will have to stump up 11m for Ozil 🙂

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    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      As long as Ramsey keeps matching his score, I'm good not getting him

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Every active fpl player has him you need an Ozil

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  18. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Rolling with this for -4 then

    Szczesny (EVE)
    Williams (HUL) Zabaleta (sou) Ward (CAR)
    Ozil (EVE) Hazard (stk) Coutinho (WHU) Ramsey (EVE)
    Lukaku (ars) Suarez (WHU) Aguero (sou)

    That'll do donkey, that'll do.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Whats transfers you do?

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Sessegnon/Rooney > Hazard/Lukaku

        Wanted to do it next week for free, but Hazard will be 9.7-9.8 and Rooney not playing so pulled the trigger early.

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Well I haven't pulled the trigger yet!

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        2. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          I would have done the same

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          1. The Finnisher
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 4 days ago

            Remember 3 weeks ago when I did Lukaku/Oscar > Rooney/Sess? lol.

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            1. Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 4 days ago

              Well Roo is out of this 1 and Sess is shite so no repeat performance imo 😆

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    2. Podge
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Very nice but where is Shelvey ?
      The baldy beast deserves your attention !

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Biggest knee jerk I did this week...

      Took Ozil out 🙁

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        What were you even knee-jerking about? Scored 11pts last week.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        I went treble Arse in midfield rather than lose 1 of Ozil/Ramsey 🙂

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  19. drunken_mess
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    2 FT thinking Oscar & Morrison ------------> Hazard & Bannan or Oviedo
    Bench Rooney and next week Remy -------> Lukaku

    good plan?

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  20. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Oscar, stick or twist?

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    1. mgilbert86
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      waiting on press talk by mourinho, if he plays people will feel stupid for trading him, if hazard is also rested people will feel really stupid

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      1. OptimusBlack
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        +1

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    2. Najoman86
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Same dillema. Thinking its a twist for Hazard?

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  21. Spencer
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    No Walker assist on that first Spurs' goal right?

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Correct.

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      1. Spencer
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        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Thanks Acqua.

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  22. manehi
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 days ago

    Getting Hazard in, Januzaj or Sess out?

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    1. drunken_mess
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      would be looking at shipping both, Jan first

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      1. manehi
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Pretty much what I was thinking, cheers

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  23. rdpx
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    12 years, 4 days ago

    spurs away kit is vile this year.

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    1. bitterandstout
        12 years, 4 days ago

        understatement

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    2. Sif
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      99 points and very happy, highest of the season and I think highest rank ever.

      My ML rival got 104 though thanks to defenders. If only Fonte had stayed on the bench...

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    3. FPL Emu
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 4 days ago

      Has Totalfpl updated for a while?

      In other words: Am I right in thinking that neither Hazard nor Yaya will rise tonight?

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      1. bitterandstout
          12 years, 4 days ago

          seems that it is updating properly again.

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        JOA, you around mate?

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      3. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Holtby showing Townsend how to shoot.

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      4. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 4 days ago

        Will Hazard rise tonight? Or not till tomorrow?

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        1. bitterandstout
            12 years, 4 days ago

            looks like tomorrow maybe. He's on +74.1 %

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            1. Richd
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 4 days ago

              82.7 now... he will rise

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        2. aussiegooner
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Walcott - hold?

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        3. Tim Canterbury
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 4 days ago

          Are we allowed to buy Oviedo or is that too knee jerky?

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