634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the β€œwisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that β€œevery season is different”. A clichΓ© for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Thats it times up bring it one baby πŸ™‚

  2. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Pens down!

  3. wycombewanderers
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Gone unites defs over palace in a late change of strategy - it is theast game week after all...

  4. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Stop typing.

    TIME UP!!

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      We are aware, but let's have a page of this anyway.

      1. JeremyBentham
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Don't worry, Breadbin is the d*ckhead of this site. He has nothing better to do than make sarcastic comments.

  5. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    The the advice only posters, see you on August deadline day at 11am.

    1. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Grumpy old codger...

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Look at you, seeking advice on deadline morning.

  6. meerlight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    And breath...

  7. SUPERMAN
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Lockdown!

  8. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Two rivals have just done -4 and -8, now lead them 26 and 38 respectively....... will it be enough arrrghh

    1. SUPERMAN
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You'd hope so.

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        All depends on captains really!

  9. Tibidabo
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updating/

    For the last time!

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      until next year πŸ™‚

  10. Magerost
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Can feel the red arrow crawling up my ass.

      1. Texas Pete
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        That has to be uncomfortable!

        1. Magerost
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Yeah, maybe its just that I have to take a sh*t

        2. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Ouch! That is, unless you have a triangular shaped colon.

          1. Magerost
              11 years, 7 months ago

              haha πŸ˜‰

        3. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          BANG !

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            BANG BANG!

            1. Evs
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              What did you do in the end?

              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                Just Rooney to Sturridge πŸ™‚

                1. Evs
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 16 Years
                  11 years, 7 months ago

                  Wise move me thinks...

            2. Texas Pete
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              My baby shot me....Doooooown

        4. Lizard Lips
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Mata is 90%+ to start imho.

          Ramsey 25% to start (bought on as a sub).

          1. XecutionerX
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Where did you get these % from?

        5. Zep
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          The test is over...

          You failed... miserably... πŸ™

        6. WipWapJaws
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Time Gentlemen! πŸ™‚

        7. rdpx
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          So season over as far as anything we can do about it is concerned.

          roll on 14/15

          πŸ™‚

        8. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          BOOM...!

          The GW38 bell has rung. Gonna be emotional.

          Good luck in all your endeavours guys. πŸ™‚

        9. FishFingers
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Far out.... never freaked out so much.

          Changed captain from Yaya to Suarez in the last second. Hoping Adebayor, Sterling and Ward can outscore Sturridge, Ramsey and Zab.

          #NotGoingToHappen

          1. Magerost
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Hope it works for you! Last week I changed it from Aguero->Yaya last minute! Worked out very good!

              1. FishFingers
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                Thanks man, me too. $1000 on the line lol

          2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            forgot if i updated my team, anxious wait

            1. Chris_White
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              lol

            2. Breadbin
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Understandable when you have do many teams to juggle.

          3. Siva Mohan
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            The game is being updated.

            The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

          4. Hubert
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Sh*t

            Forgot my transfers 😯

            1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              actually?

              1. Hubert
                • 13 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                nah πŸ˜†

                1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
                  • 11 Years
                  11 years, 7 months ago

                  yeah, for an ffs poster to miss the deadline...unthinkable πŸ˜€

          5. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            So that's it. I get my 11.30's back for 3 months. πŸ˜†

            1. Arvin-ation
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              πŸ˜†

            2. Evs
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Yeh, the World Cup deadline will be a different time πŸ˜‰

            3. Zeeco
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              lol i like it.

            4. Lizard Lips
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              No FPL for 3 months until we get lured into the World Cup game and that special moment where you cheer like a madman Pirlos 30 yard screamer vs England only for the pub to then want your blood!

          6. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Rooney to Sturridge?

            1. mdm
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              yes

          7. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            don't know whether to feel relieved or anxious πŸ˜€

          8. Moin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            ALL THE BEST EVERYONE!!!

            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Except for those players that I don't have.

          9. JayBomb
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Agueroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Captain

          10. Arvin-ation
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Good luck to you all.

            Let the games begin. ( In 3 and a half hours )

          11. freak123
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Lol at people who purchased man utd players hahahahah

          12. Willis.
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Schurrle (c)

            1. Arvin-ation
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Same

            2. RabMac
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Hope it pays off for you mate as it is a bold move. I went for Yaya πŸ˜€

            3. FACUPARSE
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              you troll your team as well

            4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Could work! Nice to see someone thinking outside the box Suarez has put everyone (including me) in!

          13. Beautiful Game
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Hey EVS do you remember the day 1 year back?

            Go lukakaaa is it? πŸ™‚

            1. Zep
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              No he benched him IIRC... πŸ™

              1. Evs
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                No, I played him.

                1. Zep
                  • 15 Years
                  11 years, 7 months ago

                  Oh ok, sorry...

            2. Evs
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Oh yes, 8 points off top.

              Had hazard and Michu (c) as differentials to all others in top 5.

              Lukaka came up trumps, if Michu had scored and got 3 baps - I could be the current champ.