634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    What I don't want to see at 2pm...

    No Mata 😯

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      No matter ... 😀

    2. beric
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Me too

    3. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
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      +1

    4. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
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      I wouldn't mind seeing this. I started Ramsey over him 🙁

    5. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      What I want to see

      No Aguero 😯

    6. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      You will see that anyhow even if he starts 🙂

    7. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I'll be wanting Giggs number too if that happens...

    8. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      +Googol

      Took him out for a hit.

      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Actually misread that 😆

        I want to see that.

  2. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Not many Silva owners.. seems a good differential if he starts.. please start him MP!!

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Will be surprised if he does not start, was in my dream team for this week.

  3. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Right, where do I register for the fantasy World Cup game then?

  4. KipperRSA
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Here we go.....game updated !

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I guessed right and the guy I'm chasing went for Dzeko.

  5. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Lol at your team.

    Yes yours.

    1. GreenWindmill
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      🙁

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      🙁

    3. Santi sensei
      • 12 Years
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      😥

  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    UPDATED GO GO GO!

  7. Scotch Jock
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    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Updated!

  8. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    diaby finds out he's allergic to the new flavour of lucozade arsenal have been using on match days this season, his throat swells a bit making it more difficult to breathe, ozil comes in and plays 90

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      It could happen. 😉

      How you looking for today mate?

      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        mannone (boruc if ustari plays)
        kosc, demichelis, kolarov, cahill (vidic)
        ozil, hazard, puncheon (redmond, mutch)
        suarez (c), sturridge, aguero

        arsenal aside feeling ok, good luck with the baby as well as the gw

        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Cheers AB and best of luck for you today as well mate. 😀

          My team for today is:

          Mannone

          Cahill Koscielny Ward

          Yaya(c) Nasri Gerrard(vc) Ramsey

          Suarez Sturridge Aguero

          Adrian, Barkley, Evra, M Olsson

          Confident I will have a decent starting XI and praying I can make up 18 points and grab 1st spot (was 14 but I took a hit as I did not like the look of United for today)

  9. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Mata and aguero.

    Please do something

  10. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
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    What I need today

    Suarez red card early on.
    Sturridge hatty

  11. Stats King-@football2space
    • 13 Years
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    UPDATDEDEDEDDEDEDEDEDEDDE

  12. Elniñorules
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Here's my final team. Hopefully it will be enough to keep me in the first page 🙂

    Mannone
    O'Shea Terry** Coleman
    Eriksen Nasri Yaya Puncheon
    Agüero Studge Suárez (C)

    Subs: Adrián Ramsey Dann Chester

    -4

    Thank you for all your advice, geezers. You've all been of tremendous help when it matters.

    Hugzz and kisses from Salma xo

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Looks safe enough, GL dude.

      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Good luck to you too buddy.

    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Good luck mate

      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Right back atcha Super Mario!

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    game updated 😀

  14. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Soooooo

    Mariappa, koscielny, nasri, sterling, dzeko and sturridge + 15 pts

    Vs

    Cahill, azpilicueta, hazard, mata, aguero and adebayor

    Clearly he has th best chance but I've created enough differentials for a chance at luck.

  15. mutatedllama
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Hahaha. I'm chasing my league and my Suarez(C) is a differential. Happy days...

    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Lucky bugger

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Can't ask for a better chance than that.

  16. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    luke weston captained lukaku and got arnautovic! really nice potential there

    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      whatever happens i'll remember him more than a few of the winners even given he lead for so long. was sceptical about evs' move last season on the last day but in hindsight it had to be done, if you're not 1st then doesn't really matter if your 2nd or 9th, got to go for it. we saw just last gw this borna fella eat up 40 points, still all to play for

  17. Mílanista
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    • 14 Years
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    11 points away from a slightly less rubbish looking top 100k finish. Let's do this.

  18. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
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    Top 50 Overall Captains

    Suarez 32
    Sturridge 4
    Yaya 4
    Dzeko 3
    Lukaku 2
    Baines 1
    Gerrard 1
    Hazzard 1
    Adebayor 1
    Aguero 1

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      What rank is the Agüero captainer?

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
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        Not top 10 so not important I guess.

        1. Parm
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          • 14 Years
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          Shame.

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      Boring feckers.

      1. CABAYE4
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        🙂

        Go on the Ade captainer!

      2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Only one Hazard. Differential after all 😀

    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Imagine most of the non-Suaz captainers are in the top 20.

      Hopefully that's a good chance to climb up the rankings 🙂

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        2 Lukaku, Sturridge minimum.

    4. RabMac
      • 12 Years
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      Some crazy captain choices there.

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      BORING! 🙂

    6. rumplestilskin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      the Baines pick looks good

  19. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Me and my rival have 6 of the same players, I have 14 pts to make up, going to be v tough...

    🙁

    1. Punty
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Same captain?

      1. FACUPARSE
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Yep Suarez

  20. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Update

  21. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Rival played Dann over Oshea.... A spanner in the works

    Season now comes down to

    DDG, Dann, Nasri, Dzeko +1
    vs
    Mannone, zabaleta, Mata, Aguero

  22. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Rival took out Zabaleta for a hit in order to cover my Dzeko.

    Come on Sturridge 😎

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      The 11 cheapest players in the game?

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      When points are even, they judge by value.

  23. Jimbo123
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Ooooosshh my two rivals have looked at my lack of Yaya and captained him.

    30 points in it.

    Squirtybumtime

  24. Punty
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Clicking Pick your team and Transfers redirects me to the Points-page.. :/

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Sad times 🙁

    2. rumplestilskin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      i did the same... 🙁

  25. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    How come when I click pick team, I can't pick my team for next season?

    1. GlasgowFF
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      You must have a problem, I would email them urgently.

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      See above ... 🙁

    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      😥

  26. stephenl15
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Ooosh, Weston went Lukaku, it'd be some comeback!!

    1. Tatty Bojangles
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Link to his team?

  27. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Well, he took an 8 point hit. Only 41 to go ... 😀

  28. Texas Pete
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Nearest rivals free transfer De Gea > Mignolet.

    Got to say I'm a little surprised.