634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Licky
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    If Carroll scores a winner today, someone has to send him a winners medal.

    1. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Borini deserves one too

      1. Licky
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        ... and Vincent too, without his miskick it wouldn't have been possible. 😉

        1. BeachBadger
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          lol true

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    no puncheon

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      🙁

    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      i sort of called it. all 3 palace goals v liverpool were scored after he went off

  3. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Bertrand, Bacuna, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Bowery, El Ahmad

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Gabby 👿

  4. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mannone, Vergini, Bardsley, Brown, O'Shea (c), Bridcutt, Larsson, Colback, Johnson, Borini, Wickham.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      wickham 🙁

    2. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Wickham! Yay 😀

    3. LewanGOALski
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Mannone :))))

    4. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      AJ 🙁 Mannone 😀

    5. Chucky
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      mannone 🙂

    6. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Bardo 😎

    7. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Alonso 😡

    8. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No Alonso

    9. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      It's the same fecking team with just defensive changes. Feck you Poyet

      1. FACUPARSE
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Lol@Nate

      2. Santi sensei
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        😆

    10. Towsor44
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Alonso 🙁 Need Azpil to play now

    11. LewanGOALski
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Argh I benched AJ 🙁

    12. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Bardsley 🙂

    13. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Bardsley

    14. beric
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Aj defo gunna score

    15. Notorious
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Dammit I sold Wickham.

    16. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No Alonso ?

    17. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Perfect....

  5. Towsor44
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No Punch. Amalfi off bench then maybe

  6. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Lloris; Naughton, Chiriches, Dawson, Rose; Sandro; Sigurdsson, Paulinho, Eriksen; Adebayor, Kane

    1. Chucky
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Eriksen 🙂

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      kane 😀

    3. Peggi
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      ADEBAYOR!

  7. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Marshall; Fabio, Caulker (C), Turner, John; Gunnarsson, Mutch, Whittingham, Daehli; Bellamy, Campbel

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Gunnarsson!

      1. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        lol

  8. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Think that's 11 /11 for me

    Boom

  9. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Howard, Baines, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, McGeady, Osman, Naismith, Lukaku

    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      luuuuuuukakauakauakau!! YES

    2. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Nice one Lukaku 🙂

    3. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Distin and Jags. CS locked.

      1. Notorious
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I hope so.

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        hull will score

    4. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      arrrhhhh....no Stones

    5. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *lukaka

  10. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    These teams are looking decidedly strong for a weekend of expected rotations..agreed?

    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yes. Thought Giacch was nailed for Sunderland. Weird

    2. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Was just thinking the same.

    3. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Definitely, seems like most teams want to end the season on a positive note

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Looks like it.Good..just as it should be.

    4. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yep , got a full house so far 🙂

    5. tm245
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Agreed. I am a bit surprised as I anticipated lineup carnage.

  11. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Fabianski, Jenkinson, Sagna, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Podolski, Giroud

    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sgna CB.

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        No Verm for Muthersckr. Odd.

        1. Lord Flashheart
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          they want to keep a cs

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey 🙁

    3. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      RAMSEY!!!!!

    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Rambo!

    5. Notorious
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      RAMBOOO!

    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Benched Ramsey and started Puncheon

      FFS.

    7. Pedram
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    8. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Rambo 🙂 !!!!

    9. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yes. Giroud you beauty!!!

    10. Chucky
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      ramessiiiiii 🙂

    11. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey and Kos! 😀

      Sagna beastin' CB

    12. Zep
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      RAMSEY 😀

    13. beric
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramboooooo

    14. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sagna plays centre back 😆

    15. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Told you 😀

    16. drughi
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      ramseyyyyyyy

    17. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey 🙂 🙂

    18. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      relief...Ransey is in

    19. CABAYE4
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ramsey!! 🙂

    20. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No mertesacker.

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Bib theory.

    21. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      World no. 8 without a GK this week. Ouch.

    22. Santi sensei
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Fecking Ramseyyy ..Feckk yeahhh 😀

    23. Darsh
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sold Giroud for Ade...

    24. TheOneAndOnly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      no carzola! 🙁

    25. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yes, both Ramsey and Pod...

  12. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No Puncheon. Damnnnnnnn

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Shit 🙁

  13. Dial Square
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No Mertesaker

  14. TheOneAndOnly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Fabianski, Jenkinson, Sagna, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Podolski, Giroud

    1. copps
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      sagna CB?

  15. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Puncheon on bench? I have stones first sub so hope he doesn't come on

  16. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ramsey starts. Nooooo!!!!

  17. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I told you all Ramsey would start 😉

    1. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I sold him, damn

  18. Yome
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Bib theory was right, Ramsey starts!!!!!!!

  19. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ramsey starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Shit. Ramsey starts.

  21. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ramsey!!!!!

  22. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    tremendous job demi thanks

    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      +1 cracking job

    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks again Demi!

    3. FantaCity
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ditto , your da man

  23. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mcgeady could do well today

  24. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea lineup, please! Need to hear Schurrle starts especially I took a hit Ramsey out for him! 😯

  25. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    did mata to gerard yesterday - not so happy now...

  26. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    hazard starting?

  27. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    11/11 for me.

    Thank goodness!!!

    1. Yome
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Me too with no hits!

  28. Balotellis Bib
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    it was clichys turn

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      doesn't always rotate them

  29. tm245
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone else hold into both Baines and Coleman? Check check.

  30. Old Man
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    What a tour de force from Demi!! Absolutely brilliant - I don't know how the hell you do it, but top marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!