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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If they're gonna smash up the Man Utd bus, why not wait until the game has finished?

    1. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They'll be too busy smashing up the ground.

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        probably fit a million studio flats in that space

        1. Ron_Swanson
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Bedsits you mean.

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          But who would want to live there?

  2. Sweetpea
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Diego Costa is done for the season.

    Ivanovic too.

    Source: Chelsea

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Dial up?
      😉

      1. Sweetpea
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Ouch

  3. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    ManUtd bus lateness explained..
    They missed the venue.. turned up at Upton Park, instead of Boleyn Ground.

    Smash the driver! Know nothing about WHM!

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      it's been at a standstill around the ground for over 2 hours, what you on?

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lol you done me

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          A lot of jumpy members here tonight 😉

  4. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Green Street Hooligans live in London.

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      such a dick

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        * Virgil Van

    2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol. I miss a good hooligan film.

  5. RÏɠBY
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    fck it i'd throw a water bottle at roonpig i live in london i'm not a hammers fan

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i can use punctuation or capital letters either lol

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😀

  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    lol @ David Sullivan "if you check the United coach I bet there's no damage"

    Only a massive hole in the window

    https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/730105773175545856

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It was like that before it came to the ground.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      that guy is a tool

    3. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The Police don't seem to be doing much either - they should be in their with their batons.

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This isn't America

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That image of the woman and her child caught up in it is pretty disgraceful

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I like how the 147 to Ilford got wrapped up in all this

    6. Soopaboonch'o'lad…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And that from a guy that knows a hole when he sees one.

    7. Uncle Gamst
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That coach driver needs banning, crashing into lamp posts. Tsk Tsk 😉

  7. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe Sky are still going on about this being a great occasion

    Their fans have spoilt that

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      have you met the west ham league?

  8. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The FA better not fine West Ham for this. Nothing to do with them.

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LOL

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They should relegate them 6 divisions.

  9. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Nearly 10 minutes in and seen nothing from my WHU trio. What was I thinking?!

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      CS though.

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      (TC) fail?

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      At least WHU aren't making Man Utd park their bus easily as they have done in the past...

  10. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Di Caneo would be proud.

    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      but Di Canio wouldn't

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😆

    2. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes he would, fascist pig.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Tbf, he only said that Mussolini managed to get the trains running on time.

  11. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What happened guys ? Why did not the game start?

    1. BlzE_94
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      scum of the earth west ham fans

    2. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      West Ham thugs throwing bottles etc at the Man Utd team coach

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Just seen those pictures .. didn't know WHU fans hate Utd that much !

    3. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Check any news source 😐

    4. boogle
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Huh? It's 2-0 to wham on my stream!

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Carroll??

    5. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      pansies got worried about water bottle delivery

  12. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial looking lively?

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      as ever

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    anton ferdinand gets his 15 minutes of fame

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Rio is his favorite WH player... lol.

  14. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    There is some massive over reaction on here tonight , it's not a bus being attacked it's the Man U bus

  15. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why are they interviewing a 12 year old chimneysweep?

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      hahahaha

      why are sky still saying the bus turned up late? disgrace

      1. Fi_fpl addict
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Technically it did

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

    3. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol , it must be fancy dress night

    4. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's Virgil van Dyke's dad, Dick.

  16. Fi_fpl addict
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I know see how David beckham looked so stylish , teddy and his had looooollll , money don't always buy you class lol

    1. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *hat*

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *now*

        1. Fi_fpl addict
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yes that to!

  17. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lanzini misses a sitter. I swear he does fudge all in training!

  18. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ronnie Pickering would sort em all out.

  19. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I blame Mignolet.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      For? United bus getting smashed?
      I'm with you..

  20. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    They should postpone the game, disgraceful

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What happened now?

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Granville showed up with his United crew.

      2. drughi
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        West ham ''fans'' trashing the united bus.

        1. Fi_fpl addict
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Postpone the game lol

        2. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          They've already postponed it

  21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    only just got in......carroll playin?

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      throwing bottles!

  22. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/13332585

    Well said mate. Though I am guilty - supporting a football team does bring the tribalist out in you.

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Agree. Was probably just a handful of people that for some reason decided to throw bottles

      1. deathorglory
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        There is a video of dozens of bottles/objects being thrown.

        Sky ignoring this and blaming the Man Utd bus turning up late is a joke.

        1. Zizoulicious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah they haven't really mentioned much about it on Sky. Will have a look at the video

  23. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    OMG Carroll.

    He is carrying the severed head of Smalling around on a stick. Ref just gives him a ticking off, no YC.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Does Smalling keep his CS?

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Of course, see the rules n00b.

  24. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    You can trace the troubles outside of Upton to right about the time this news broke..

    https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/730092701522268163

    Coincidence?

  25. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    West ham fans still crying over the FA cup defeat to Utd

  26. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    worth the wait for tonight's game.. I am expecting pitch invasions at half time, full time - and before if West Ham losing 🙂

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'd smile but I'm genuinely concerned Martial will get knifed.

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They've had an extra 45 mins to get hammered, so will probably happen

  27. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Teddy Sheringham been watching too much peaky blinders

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Payet FK.

  28. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    David Sullivan: "Man Utd should have got here at 4pm."

    😆

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      To be fair wouldn't it make sense for clubs to arrive there earlier? Why leave it so late anyway

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Do you turn up for work 3 hrs 45 minutes early?

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Bet he doesn't. Bet he's not paid 300k a week either though.

    2. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      he also said there's no damage to the bus!

    3. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      United should have foreseen huge crowds and their bus being jammed in by fans, but not the bottle violence of course

      1. BlzE_94
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I guess they forgot west ham fans are all scum

        1. AlCapwnUK
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          come now

    4. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He really should just grow up!

  29. Gallas Cowboys
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Divine pony tail (TC) c'mon!!!

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      amen

  30. Jebiga
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    When you buy or steal a bunch of Premier League titles you deserve this 😀

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Chelsea's game is tomorrow.

      1. Jebiga
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thats also true 🙁