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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    If they're gonna smash up the Man Utd bus, why not wait until the game has finished?

    1. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They'll be too busy smashing up the ground.

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        probably fit a million studio flats in that space

        1. Ron_Swanson
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Bedsits you mean.

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          But who would want to live there?

  2. Sweetpea
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Diego Costa is done for the season.

    Ivanovic too.

    Source: Chelsea

    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Dial up?
      😉

      1. Sweetpea
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Ouch

  3. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    ManUtd bus lateness explained..
    They missed the venue.. turned up at Upton Park, instead of Boleyn Ground.

    Smash the driver! Know nothing about WHM!

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      it's been at a standstill around the ground for over 2 hours, what you on?

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        lol you done me

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          A lot of jumpy members here tonight 😉

  4. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Green Street Hooligans live in London.

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      such a dick

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        * Virgil Van

    2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Lol. I miss a good hooligan film.

  5. RÏɠBY
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    fck it i'd throw a water bottle at roonpig i live in london i'm not a hammers fan

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      i can use punctuation or capital letters either lol

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😀

  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    lol @ David Sullivan "if you check the United coach I bet there's no damage"

    Only a massive hole in the window

    https://twitter.com/br_uk/status/730105773175545856

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      It was like that before it came to the ground.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      that guy is a tool

    3. Numb
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      The Police don't seem to be doing much either - they should be in their with their batons.

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        This isn't America

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That image of the woman and her child caught up in it is pretty disgraceful

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I like how the 147 to Ilford got wrapped up in all this

    6. Soopaboonch'o'lad…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      And that from a guy that knows a hole when he sees one.

    7. Uncle Gamst
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      That coach driver needs banning, crashing into lamp posts. Tsk Tsk 😉

  7. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Can't believe Sky are still going on about this being a great occasion

    Their fans have spoilt that

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      have you met the west ham league?

  8. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    The FA better not fine West Ham for this. Nothing to do with them.

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      LOL

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They should relegate them 6 divisions.

  9. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Nearly 10 minutes in and seen nothing from my WHU trio. What was I thinking?!

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      CS though.

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      (TC) fail?

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      At least WHU aren't making Man Utd park their bus easily as they have done in the past...

  10. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Di Caneo would be proud.

    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      but Di Canio wouldn't

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        😆

    2. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Yes he would, fascist pig.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Tbf, he only said that Mussolini managed to get the trains running on time.

  11. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    What happened guys ? Why did not the game start?

    1. BlzE_94
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      scum of the earth west ham fans

    2. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      West Ham thugs throwing bottles etc at the Man Utd team coach

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Just seen those pictures .. didn't know WHU fans hate Utd that much !

    3. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Check any news source 😐

    4. boogle
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Huh? It's 2-0 to wham on my stream!

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Carroll??

    5. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      pansies got worried about water bottle delivery

  12. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Martial looking lively?

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      as ever

  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    anton ferdinand gets his 15 minutes of fame

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Rio is his favorite WH player... lol.

  14. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    There is some massive over reaction on here tonight , it's not a bus being attacked it's the Man U bus

  15. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Why are they interviewing a 12 year old chimneysweep?

    1. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      hahahaha

      why are sky still saying the bus turned up late? disgrace

      1. Fi_fpl addict
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Technically it did

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

    3. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Lol , it must be fancy dress night

    4. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      😆

    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      It's Virgil van Dyke's dad, Dick.

  16. Fi_fpl addict
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I know see how David beckham looked so stylish , teddy and his had looooollll , money don't always buy you class lol

    1. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      *hat*

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        *now*

        1. Fi_fpl addict
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yes that to!

  17. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lanzini misses a sitter. I swear he does fudge all in training!

  18. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ronnie Pickering would sort em all out.

  19. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I blame Mignolet.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      For? United bus getting smashed?
      I'm with you..

  20. drughi
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    They should postpone the game, disgraceful

    1. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      What happened now?

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Granville showed up with his United crew.

      2. drughi
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        West ham ''fans'' trashing the united bus.

        1. Fi_fpl addict
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Postpone the game lol

        2. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          They've already postponed it

  21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    only just got in......carroll playin?

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      throwing bottles!

  22. Pochecinno
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/13332585

    Well said mate. Though I am guilty - supporting a football team does bring the tribalist out in you.

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Agree. Was probably just a handful of people that for some reason decided to throw bottles

      1. deathorglory
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        There is a video of dozens of bottles/objects being thrown.

        Sky ignoring this and blaming the Man Utd bus turning up late is a joke.

        1. Zizoulicious
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Yeah they haven't really mentioned much about it on Sky. Will have a look at the video

  23. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    OMG Carroll.

    He is carrying the severed head of Smalling around on a stick. Ref just gives him a ticking off, no YC.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Does Smalling keep his CS?

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Of course, see the rules n00b.

  24. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    You can trace the troubles outside of Upton to right about the time this news broke..

    https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/730092701522268163

    Coincidence?

  25. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    West ham fans still crying over the FA cup defeat to Utd

  26. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    worth the wait for tonight's game.. I am expecting pitch invasions at half time, full time - and before if West Ham losing 🙂

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I'd smile but I'm genuinely concerned Martial will get knifed.

    2. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They've had an extra 45 mins to get hammered, so will probably happen

  27. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Teddy Sheringham been watching too much peaky blinders

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Payet FK.

  28. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    David Sullivan: "Man Utd should have got here at 4pm."

    😆

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      To be fair wouldn't it make sense for clubs to arrive there earlier? Why leave it so late anyway

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Do you turn up for work 3 hrs 45 minutes early?

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Bet he doesn't. Bet he's not paid 300k a week either though.

    2. Shultan
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      he also said there's no damage to the bus!

    3. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      United should have foreseen huge crowds and their bus being jammed in by fans, but not the bottle violence of course

      1. BlzE_94
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I guess they forgot west ham fans are all scum

        1. AlCapwnUK
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          come now

    4. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      He really should just grow up!

  29. Gallas Cowboys
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Divine pony tail (TC) c'mon!!!

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      amen

  30. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    When you buy or steal a bunch of Premier League titles you deserve this 😀

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Chelsea's game is tomorrow.

      1. Jebiga
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Thats also true 🙁