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11 June 2016 666 comments
Mark Mark
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England begin their Euro 16 campaign with a Group B encounter against Russia.

Roy Hodgson’s side have claimed three wins in their last four outings, although with uncertainty surrounding their first choice lineup, it’s fair to say that England’s preparations have not been plain sailing. The Three Lions have failed to convince in the build up to the tournament, scoring just six goals over those four friendlies as they struggled to maintain momentum from emphatic form in qualifying.

Russia’s confidence heading into tonight’s encounter is even more questionable: they’ve claimed just a single victory in their last four friendly outings, registering an effort on goal every 12.8 minutes. Defensively they’ve shipped seven goals in those matches, conceding 29 efforts from inside their own box – only two other sides have allowed more over their last four.

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  1. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Wow!

  2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    That is just brilliant.

  3. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Had a feeling Russia would score. England look piss defensively.

  4. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    They actually did,

    Well done Woy...

  5. Swift
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Oh England...

  6. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Now everyone can stop moaning about Dier's 1 clean sheet point.

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      🙂

  7. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Cant believe Dier has 1 pt for a CS. He hasnt got one.

  8. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    lol

    that all came from Milner giving the ball away and not tracking back

  9. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Where's my Dier clean sheet?

    ...

    1. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      It's just a freaking point gone and not 4 pts gone 😆

  10. Mark-O
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Another mob going to happen in Marseille again!

  11. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    So ...... when can we expect that Dier cs ?

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Still no CS points for Dier 🙁

  12. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Had a feeling that was going to happen.

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Same. England didn't seal it off.

      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 10 days ago

        To be fair, both teams looked average to me.

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 10 days ago

          Agreed. Was just saying that to my friends. Both teams were piss poor.

          1. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 10 days ago

            You ain't wrong.

            Wales deserve to win this group and I can see them doing England too.

          2. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 10 days ago

            England didn't look exactly poor imo. Just not as impressive as they should have been against Russia who were very poor. One of the teams I can't believe goes far.

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Berezutski couldn't look more like a stereotypical Russian 😆

    1. Wirtzle Gummidge
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Like a young Borris the Blade.

  14. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Bad news, guys. We might not win the Euros.

  15. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Typical England

  16. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Have to question Hart for that

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      It actually stemmed from a couple of mistakes by Milner

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 10 days ago

        Admittedly missed the lead up but getting lobbed by a header inside your own box can't be good

        1. Syd.
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 10 days ago

          I don't think you can blame Hart for the goal there wasn't much he could do

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 10 days ago

            Maybe being harsh but stand in right place

  17. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Oh my days. Whers the guy who had that bet on for 750 bucks ???

  18. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Famous words, "You will never win anything with Woy"

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      True ones too.

  19. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    How dares Glushakov to go and steal the goal like that on Berezutski's 50th birthday!?

  20. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Poster on here's bet is still on with England 1-1

  21. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    You take your best player off and this is what happens

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Should've kept Raheem on 😉

      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 10 days ago

        Milner was at fault, he lost the ball that led to the corner

  22. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Kinda funny if I'm honest. England in a nutshell today.

    1. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Hey mate! England at its 'best' again

  23. Mark-O
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Inserts a meme *You had one job* for woy

  24. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Typical english .. bottle crashed

  25. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Smalling pussied out...

  26. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.

    Nothing like England losing and watching UTV

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Up the VIlla.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      England didn't lose though.

  27. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Cahill sat on the turf like they are out... man up ffs

  28. SilkySkills
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    At least Dier scored

  29. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 days ago

    Fuchs Sake

    1. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 days ago

      Fer Fuchs Ake