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16 June 2016 448 comments
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This evening’s final Euro 2016 match pits reigning World Cup champions Germany against Poland.

The two sides will know each other well after being drawn in the tournament’s qualifying group. That saw Poland end an 18-match winless run against the Germans, beating them 2-0 in Warsaw. However, Germany got the better of Adam Nawałka’s side in the return fixture with a 3-1 victory.

Germany also has the upper hand in major tournaments having beaten Poland at Euro 2008 and the 2006 World Cup, keeping clean sheets on both occasions. Indeed, Germany have kept eight shut-outs in their last 12 encounters with Poland.

Both sides will be looking for their second win in the tournament, with Poland getting the better of a resolute Northern Ireland defence to run out 1-0 winners. Meanwhile, Joachim Low’s Germany mustered an impressive 18 goal attempts as they saw off Ukraine 2-0.

Germany will be looking for a big performance from Thomas Muller who despite registering 10 goals in his 13 World Cup games, has so far failed to score or assist a single goal in any of his six European Championship tournament matches.

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  1. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Ozil yellow card

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Low having a sniff

  3. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Low's sniffing for a goal

  4. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Bingo 😆

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Low up to his old tricks again

    I'm starting to think he has a genuine problem

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Next he'll be indecently exposing himself.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Should just flop his chopper out and sprint round the pitch

        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          He's saving that for the final.

          1. Bøwstring The Carp
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            I was gonna post a link to THAT scene from Bruno but we all know what I'm referring to 😆

            1. Mílanista
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 day ago

              I don't 🙂 link me up

              1. Bøwstring The Carp
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 1 day ago

                I can't 😆 I'll be outlawed

                1. Mílanista
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 1 day ago

                  *searches youtube*

                  Dildo self defence? 😆

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      No just itchy bo***cks .

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      I suspect he has some nasty VD, and checks every once a while that his dick has neither dropped nor rot.

  6. La Vida Latte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    What's the opposite of football?

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Scratchball?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        😆

      2. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Is that something like pocket ping-pong?

    2. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      The thrill of a rollercoaster

      1. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Right now that is true

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Tony Pulis

    4. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Hoofball. Portman Road is the home of this fine art

      1. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Looks like fun! Donkeys allowed?

        1. Hooky
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          They are compulsory

    5. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      van Gall philosofee

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        BOOM!

        1. La Vida Latte
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          ZAP!

          1. Optimus.
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            360 no scope!

  7. Darth
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    There is a definite lack of South American flare in this tournament.

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      I bet Germany miss Brazil as well.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        😆

    2. kojiro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      It is only Euro Let them enjoy their Copa America

      1. Darth
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        No skill, lack of decent strikers, possession based boring. Payet is the one who's worth watching

  8. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Bought Feditskiy and Konoplyanka on my WC. 😎

    1. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Got Feditskiy myself too 😎

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Did they do any good?

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Yep, contributed a massive total of 3 points. 😎

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Oh, wow! Glad I didn't twist the captain then.

          1. BigManBakar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            Yep, great call. I didn't too! Just get the feeling 8 points in this game, considering the lack of bonus points, constitutes a haul.

  9. Backup Dancer
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Muller to Bale at this rate

    1. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Just need the goalkeeper to bottle the one free kick he gets

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Bale's been fortunate

    3. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Not sure I'd be wanting to do that before a fixture against Northern Ireland.

      1. I Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        They look better defensively than Russia.

        1. BigManBakar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          But Germany should score more against NI as compared to Wales against Russia. It's also a case of having bigger fish to fry

  10. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Draxler is so slow on the ball... so frustrating.

    1. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Schurrle/Gomez over Draxler/Gotze would be better

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        I'd drop Gotze into the 3 with Gomez up top.

        I reckon Schurrle, Muller and Gomez is a bit much.

    2. Captain Vantastic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      And selfish too.

  11. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    England v Wales may have been sh**e quality but at least it was exciting. A draw will do seems to be the theme here.

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Less exciting for those who don't support either team, tbh.

  12. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 day ago

    Lewandowski looks like Furio from Sopranos

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      😆

    2. Jay_
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Ha, great shout

    3. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      The quality of football today has been extremely poor. Are all the players joining in with the French and going on strike?

    4. kojiro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      boring game so far

    5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Gotze or draxler off please

    6. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      HT. Time to have a rummage downstairs.

      1. Hooky
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Basement billiards?

    7. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Well that was as dull as dishwater.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        I didn't even get beer to help watching it. Not sure if that is to be regretted or to be happy about. At least I didn't waste anything on this "show".

    8. Total Foot 5
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      got muller and gotze.was apprehensive he was going to be benched. Konop punt failed. anyone else dropped kdb for konop?

    9. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Owning Müller is a painfully expensive fail right now.

      1. Lallana_
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Northern Ireland defend arguably better than Poland and Ukraine too.

      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Not involved in any attacks, playing wide in the midfield. A very expensive opposite oop

      3. I Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Might go with Bale over him on WC.

        1. I Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          But when I make that move Low will drop Gotze and move Muller up top.

    10. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 day ago

      Can't wait until the knockout stages. The only thing great about these games is the late goals.

    11. Jay_
        10 years, 1 day ago

        Early ideas on this lot?

        ---------------Sommer--------------
        Rami Dier Juanfran Giacherrini
        ---------Payet Alli DeBruyne-----
        --------Muller Nolito Ronaldo-----
        ------------------------------------------
        Patricio Alaba Guerriero Stanciu(!)

        A: Stanciu to a 5.5 or below mid (Is there even a decent 5.5 mid?)
        B: Muller to Bale
        C: Both of above for -4
        D: Wildcard

        1. BigManBakar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          A) for me.

          I have Džemaili, and he is decent. Unlucky not to get returns by now, but he plays France. Duda from Slovakia is 4.5, and will play up top against England.

          1. Jay_
              10 years, 1 day ago

              Thanks mate, two good shouts there, cheers.

              1. BigManBakar
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 1 day ago

                Another one you might like is Parolo from Italy. Plays quite advanced, is 5.5 and has Ireland on the last day.

        2. Hooky
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Is Klose on the bench?

          1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            Retired

            1. Hooky
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 1 day ago

              Shame. What about Fredi Bobic?

        3. Backup Dancer
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Which 2 strikers would you say are priority for next round?

          1. BigManBakar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            Ronaldo and Muller.

          2. tm245
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            Your grav is a good pick, Ronaldo or Zlatan as well.

          3. Grand Thibauto
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 day ago

            Bale. Vardy(Think he will start at last)

        4. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Better second half please

        5. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          What a miss.

        6. TorresMagic™
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Wow Milik miss

        7. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Milk sitter

        8. tm245
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          How does he miss there?

        9. VS10_
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 day ago

          Germany defence owners getting lucky again 😉