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16 June 2016 448 comments
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This evening’s final Euro 2016 match pits reigning World Cup champions Germany against Poland.

The two sides will know each other well after being drawn in the tournament’s qualifying group. That saw Poland end an 18-match winless run against the Germans, beating them 2-0 in Warsaw. However, Germany got the better of Adam Nawałka’s side in the return fixture with a 3-1 victory.

Germany also has the upper hand in major tournaments having beaten Poland at Euro 2008 and the 2006 World Cup, keeping clean sheets on both occasions. Indeed, Germany have kept eight shut-outs in their last 12 encounters with Poland.

Both sides will be looking for their second win in the tournament, with Poland getting the better of a resolute Northern Ireland defence to run out 1-0 winners. Meanwhile, Joachim Low’s Germany mustered an impressive 18 goal attempts as they saw off Ukraine 2-0.

Germany will be looking for a big performance from Thomas Muller who despite registering 10 goals in his 13 World Cup games, has so far failed to score or assist a single goal in any of his six European Championship tournament matches.

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  1. Lallana_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ozil yellow card

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Low having a sniff

  3. Lallana_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Low's sniffing for a goal

  4. Jafooli
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Bingo 😆

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Low up to his old tricks again

    I'm starting to think he has a genuine problem

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Next he'll be indecently exposing himself.

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Should just flop his chopper out and sprint round the pitch

        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          He's saving that for the final.

          1. Bøwstring The Carp
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I was gonna post a link to THAT scene from Bruno but we all know what I'm referring to 😆

            1. Mílanista
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 4 months ago

              I don't 🙂 link me up

              1. Bøwstring The Carp
                10 years, 4 months ago

                I can't 😆 I'll be outlawed

                1. Mílanista
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  10 years, 4 months ago

                  *searches youtube*

                  Dildo self defence? 😆

    2. George Sillett
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No just itchy bo***cks .

    3. Camp No No
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I suspect he has some nasty VD, and checks every once a while that his dick has neither dropped nor rot.

  6. La Vida Latte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What's the opposite of football?

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Scratchball?

      1. Jafooli
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

      2. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Is that something like pocket ping-pong?

    2. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      The thrill of a rollercoaster

      1. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Right now that is true

    3. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Tony Pulis

    4. Hooky
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hoofball. Portman Road is the home of this fine art

      1. La Vida Latte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Looks like fun! Donkeys allowed?

        1. Hooky
          10 years, 4 months ago

          They are compulsory

    5. Optimus.
      10 years, 4 months ago

      van Gall philosofee

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 4 months ago

        BOOM!

        1. La Vida Latte
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          ZAP!

          1. Optimus.
            10 years, 4 months ago

            360 no scope!

  7. Darth
    10 years, 4 months ago

    There is a definite lack of South American flare in this tournament.

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I bet Germany miss Brazil as well.

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

    2. kojiro
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It is only Euro Let them enjoy their Copa America

      1. Darth
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No skill, lack of decent strikers, possession based boring. Payet is the one who's worth watching

  8. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Bought Feditskiy and Konoplyanka on my WC. 😎

    1. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Got Feditskiy myself too 😎

    2. Camp No No
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Did they do any good?

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yep, contributed a massive total of 3 points. 😎

        1. Camp No No
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Oh, wow! Glad I didn't twist the captain then.

          1. BigManBakar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Yep, great call. I didn't too! Just get the feeling 8 points in this game, considering the lack of bonus points, constitutes a haul.

  9. Backup Dancer
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Muller to Bale at this rate

    1. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just need the goalkeeper to bottle the one free kick he gets

    2. Piggs Boson
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Bale's been fortunate

    3. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not sure I'd be wanting to do that before a fixture against Northern Ireland.

      1. I Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        They look better defensively than Russia.

        1. BigManBakar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          But Germany should score more against NI as compared to Wales against Russia. It's also a case of having bigger fish to fry

  10. Wilshere Knowledge
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Draxler is so slow on the ball... so frustrating.

    1. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Schurrle/Gomez over Draxler/Gotze would be better

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I'd drop Gotze into the 3 with Gomez up top.

        I reckon Schurrle, Muller and Gomez is a bit much.

    2. Captain Vantastic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      And selfish too.

  11. George Sillett
    10 years, 4 months ago

    England v Wales may have been sh**e quality but at least it was exciting. A draw will do seems to be the theme here.

    1. Camp No No
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Less exciting for those who don't support either team, tbh.

  12. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Lewandowski looks like Furio from Sopranos

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😆

    2. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ha, great shout

  13. Hooky
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The quality of football today has been extremely poor. Are all the players joining in with the French and going on strike?

  14. kojiro
    10 years, 4 months ago

    boring game so far

  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Gotze or draxler off please

  16. George Sillett
    10 years, 4 months ago

    HT. Time to have a rummage downstairs.

    1. Hooky
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Basement billiards?

  17. Dr Dream
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Well that was as dull as dishwater.

    1. Camp No No
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I didn't even get beer to help watching it. Not sure if that is to be regretted or to be happy about. At least I didn't waste anything on this "show".

  18. Total Foot 5
    10 years, 4 months ago

    got muller and gotze.was apprehensive he was going to be benched. Konop punt failed. anyone else dropped kdb for konop?

  19. Nomar
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Owning Müller is a painfully expensive fail right now.

    1. Lallana_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Northern Ireland defend arguably better than Poland and Ukraine too.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not involved in any attacks, playing wide in the midfield. A very expensive opposite oop

    3. I Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Might go with Bale over him on WC.

      1. I Member
        10 years, 4 months ago

        But when I make that move Low will drop Gotze and move Muller up top.

  20. Lallana_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Can't wait until the knockout stages. The only thing great about these games is the late goals.

  21. Jay_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Early ideas on this lot?

    ---------------Sommer--------------
    Rami Dier Juanfran Giacherrini
    ---------Payet Alli DeBruyne-----
    --------Muller Nolito Ronaldo-----
    ------------------------------------------
    Patricio Alaba Guerriero Stanciu(!)

    A: Stanciu to a 5.5 or below mid (Is there even a decent 5.5 mid?)
    B: Muller to Bale
    C: Both of above for -4
    D: Wildcard

    1. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A) for me.

      I have Džemaili, and he is decent. Unlucky not to get returns by now, but he plays France. Duda from Slovakia is 4.5, and will play up top against England.

      1. Jay_
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks mate, two good shouts there, cheers.

        1. BigManBakar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Another one you might like is Parolo from Italy. Plays quite advanced, is 5.5 and has Ireland on the last day.

  22. Hooky
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Is Klose on the bench?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Retired

      1. Hooky
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Shame. What about Fredi Bobic?

  23. Backup Dancer
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Which 2 strikers would you say are priority for next round?

    1. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ronaldo and Muller.

    2. tm245
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Your grav is a good pick, Ronaldo or Zlatan as well.

    3. Grand Thibauto
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Bale. Vardy(Think he will start at last)

  24. Ayew Serious
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Better second half please

  25. Bøwstring The Carp
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What a miss.

  26. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wow Milik miss

  27. Jafooli
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Milk sitter

  28. tm245
    10 years, 4 months ago

    How does he miss there?

  29. George Sillett
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Low's anthem :-

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tgnzqtsveg

  30. VS10_
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Germany defence owners getting lucky again 😉