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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. thepeen555
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    At least the pundits agree that Rooneys place is in trouble

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      finally

    2. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      :p

  2. Bruno Bruno!!
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Hope united can keep a clean sheet that will take me up to 48 points with 2 players left to play

  3. Kalou
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Whats the code for ffs league guys?

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      scroll down, on the right

    2. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      see home page

  4. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Time to hide behind the sofa watching united with no Ibra!
    Damn you Kane!

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No worries. He won't be scoring today.

  5. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Why is Mkhitariyan not starting?

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      He hasn't started the last few games

      Maybe Maureen doesn't trust him???

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Hope it's just fitness, else it would be really sad for him

    2. The Road to Turfdom
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Fitness I believe

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        lets hope for that

    3. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Because Jose is secretly a Turk

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😆

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😆

    4. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      we'll need a Jose quip to figure that one out

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah

    5. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      he's being eased back in. he'll come on at some point

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Hope you are right

  6. Nice1Cyrille
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Wilson Goal, Valencia assist for Zlatan please.

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Valencia yellow card.

  7. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    The Ego's Have Landed

  8. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Really good to see Calum Wilson back

    Go and smash it today 🙂 🙂

  9. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Zlatan non-owners

    42% ownership

    Over half of those have captained him (and a few crazy TCs)

    Enjoy the game! 🙂

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      *leaps behind sofa*

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Oh god this is terrifying

    3. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Looking forward to it. Come on Ibra!

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Are you on board in the end?

    4. Smythe
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Every Zlatan point raises the average by 0.63 points, right?

  10. cricketmad787
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    3-0. Hatrick from Martial. All assisted by Valencia

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Go on then

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      You're speaking my language!

    3. faver
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      please

  11. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Any other Callum Wilson owners?

    1. Siggy in the Middle
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yup, on my bench today though.

  12. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Has anyone thought what might happen when Smalling is back - Bailly to miss out and Blind to continue?

    Dun....dun....dun

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Nah, will be Bailly and Smalling or Bailly and a new signing (Fonte?)

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      would love that...I like Blind a lot!

    3. Sánchez
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Blinds not a CB. He'll drop out

    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Bailly looked really good in the comm shield, hope he keeps that up

      1. RVP fc
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Blind possibly fighting for left back position

  13. Smythe
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Throwback to when Zlatan was in an advert with Pele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSoKYA8pG0

  14. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Guess I could do Alli--->Lamela and Vardy--->Ibra if he goes mad today

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I've got it lined up. Just waiting on Ibra to do the business 🙂

    2. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Really not sure on the lamela move, looked at it myself.

  15. itwaswritten
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    The lack of foreign players at Bournemouth :O.

    5-0 incoming!

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Zlatan won't score tho.

  16. arthadox
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Is Brad Smith Starting?

    1. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No. Bench

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      No.

  17. odannyboys
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    2-1 United.

  18. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Swapping Ibra to Kane is going to burn isn't it.

    1. itwaswritten
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Nope. Both are getting 2 points in the end.

  19. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Get Rooney off.

  20. Jay_
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Shaw a lucky boy there

    • Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Why i hate Rooney.

    • Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Half chance Wilson

    • Obi-1 Kenobi-0
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      #TeamValencia

    • Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Almost assist Shaw... for Wilson...

    • FantasyFreak
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Is there any good Android app for Premier League that will notify you when a goal is scored?

      1. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Livescore?

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Livescore

      3. Jay_
          9 years, 8 months ago

          FOTMOB

          Great app

        • The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          The actual premier league app does if you turn notifications on for all teams. Can log in to FPL etc. from it too which is handy

          1. Third Eye Vision
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            That's pretty useful to know. Thanks.

      4. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Rooney fail 🙂

      5. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Pretty scrappy disorganised game so far

        1. More Tragic
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          1-1 written all over it

        2. thepeen555
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Hasn't it only been 8 mins

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Yes thats why I said so far...

      6. Big Sum
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Herrera, fellaini, mata, rooney. Bournemouth should win against this lineup

      7. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Had Blind got a bigger forbear than Berbinho?

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          No chance mate

          1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            It's massive!

            1. La Roja
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              That's what she said

              1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Yep. she gawping at yer beer belly

        2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          * Forehead *

      8. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Bournemouth attack full of pace. United - only Martial. Mis-match.