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14 August 2016 2166 comments
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Jose Mourinho returns to the Premier League with a sun soaked Vitality Stadium providing the backdrop.

AFC Bournemouth host Mourinho and his Manchester United charges in today’s early kick-off, with Eddie Howe’s men attempting to follow Hull City’s lead and rip up the script.

Certainly today’s meeting will provide a stern test of Mourinho’s work over the summer – a tight pitch, a tight ground and a home side bristling with pace via Josh King, Callum Wilson and new signing Jordan Ibe.

But United have Zlatan Ibrahimovic; the Swede heads into the match having been handed the armband by 21% of Fantasy Premier League managers. It remains to be seen if he can keep pace with Sergio Aguero who was backed by 34% and rewarded them with a 9-point return in the day one win over Sunderland.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. thepeen555
    10 years, 2 months ago

    At least the pundits agree that Rooneys place is in trouble

    1. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      finally

    2. Eden Azzzar
      10 years, 2 months ago

      :p

  2. Bruno Bruno!!
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hope united can keep a clean sheet that will take me up to 48 points with 2 players left to play

  3. Kalou
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Whats the code for ffs league guys?

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      10 years, 2 months ago

      scroll down, on the right

    2. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      see home page

  4. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Time to hide behind the sofa watching united with no Ibra!
    Damn you Kane!

    1. itwaswritten
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No worries. He won't be scoring today.

  5. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Why is Mkhitariyan not starting?

    1. Syd.
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He hasn't started the last few games

      Maybe Maureen doesn't trust him???

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hope it's just fitness, else it would be really sad for him

    2. The Road to Turfdom
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Fitness I believe

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        lets hope for that

    3. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Because Jose is secretly a Turk

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😆

      2. Somalion
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😆

    4. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      10 years, 2 months ago

      we'll need a Jose quip to figure that one out

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah

    5. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      he's being eased back in. he'll come on at some point

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hope you are right

  6. Nice1Cyrille
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Wilson Goal, Valencia assist for Zlatan please.

    1. itwaswritten
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Valencia yellow card.

  7. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The Ego's Have Landed

  8. Syd.
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Really good to see Calum Wilson back

    Go and smash it today 🙂 🙂

  9. Numb
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Zlatan non-owners

    42% ownership

    Over half of those have captained him (and a few crazy TCs)

    Enjoy the game! 🙂

    1. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      *leaps behind sofa*

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Oh god this is terrifying

    3. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Looking forward to it. Come on Ibra!

      1. Numb
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Are you on board in the end?

    4. Smythe
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Every Zlatan point raises the average by 0.63 points, right?

  10. cricketmad787
    10 years, 2 months ago

    3-0. Hatrick from Martial. All assisted by Valencia

    1. Numb
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Go on then

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You're speaking my language!

    3. faver
      10 years, 2 months ago

      please

  11. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Any other Callum Wilson owners?

    1. Siggy in the Middle
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yup, on my bench today though.

  12. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Has anyone thought what might happen when Smalling is back - Bailly to miss out and Blind to continue?

    Dun....dun....dun

    1. Numb
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nah, will be Bailly and Smalling or Bailly and a new signing (Fonte?)

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      would love that...I like Blind a lot!

    3. Sánchez
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Blinds not a CB. He'll drop out

    4. Bubz
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bailly looked really good in the comm shield, hope he keeps that up

      1. RVP fc
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Blind possibly fighting for left back position

  13. Smythe
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Throwback to when Zlatan was in an advert with Pele: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSoKYA8pG0

  14. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Guess I could do Alli--->Lamela and Vardy--->Ibra if he goes mad today

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I've got it lined up. Just waiting on Ibra to do the business 🙂

    2. Qubit
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Really not sure on the lamela move, looked at it myself.

  15. itwaswritten
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The lack of foreign players at Bournemouth :O.

    5-0 incoming!

    1. itwaswritten
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Zlatan won't score tho.

  16. arthadox
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is Brad Smith Starting?

    1. kalmoffit
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No. Bench

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No.

  17. odannyboys
    10 years, 2 months ago

    2-1 United.

  18. The Finnisher
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Swapping Ibra to Kane is going to burn isn't it.

    1. itwaswritten
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nope. Both are getting 2 points in the end.

  19. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Get Rooney off.

  20. Jay_
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Shaw a lucky boy there

  21. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Why i hate Rooney.

  22. Greenbackbøøg…
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Half chance Wilson

  23. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
    10 years, 2 months ago

    #TeamValencia

  24. Belsunz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Almost assist Shaw... for Wilson...

  25. FantasyFreak
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is there any good Android app for Premier League that will notify you when a goal is scored?

    1. Obi-1 Kenobi-0
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Livescore?

    2. Davido989
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Livescore

    3. Jay_
      10 years, 2 months ago

      FOTMOB

      Great app

    4. The Finnisher
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The actual premier league app does if you turn notifications on for all teams. Can log in to FPL etc. from it too which is handy

      1. Third Eye Vision
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That's pretty useful to know. Thanks.

  26. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney fail 🙂

  27. Bubz
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Pretty scrappy disorganised game so far

    1. More Tragic
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1-1 written all over it

    2. thepeen555
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hasn't it only been 8 mins

      1. Bubz
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yes thats why I said so far...

  28. Big Sum
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Herrera, fellaini, mata, rooney. Bournemouth should win against this lineup

  29. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Had Blind got a bigger forbear than Berbinho?

    1. Davido989
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No chance mate

      1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 2 months ago

        It's massive!

        1. La Roja
          10 years, 2 months ago

          That's what she said

          1. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Yep. she gawping at yer beer belly

    2. ⚽️ Barry Chocolate ⚽ï…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 2 months ago

      * Forehead *

  30. Andy_Social
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Bournemouth attack full of pace. United - only Martial. Mis-match.