Fixtures

Frisking the Fixtures – Gameweek 28 – The Weak

After completing our analysis of those braced for some favourable upcoming matches, attentions now turn to the teams with less reason for optimism.

As was the case in our midweek article, the forthcoming blanks in Gameweek 31 are a key factor in our assessment, as are the tactics chosen by Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers to navigate this troublesome period of the season.

Given that many managers are considering a Wildcard in Gameweek 32, our short-term analysis deals with teams braced with a tough time over Gameweek 28-31.

These sides are likely to offer little allure for Fantasy managers who are playing the Free Hit Chip in Gameweek 31 with the intent of profiting from the schedule across Gameweek 28-30.

Similarly, those Wildcarding in Gameweek 32 and playing the Free Hit Chip in Gameweek 35 may also choose to steer clear as their short-term trades will mainly be focused on dealing with the restricted Gameweek 31.

From a long-term perspective, we take a look at the sides who may be best avoided altogether, regardless of whether you still have a Wildcard to wield.

Short-term

Man City (ars CHE stk blank)
Clashes with Arsenal and Chelsea, in addition to a blank Gameweek 31, leave only a trip to Stoke as favourable in the next four.

Yet Pep Guardiola’s side have struggled on their travels of late, winning one of their last four (at Newcastle) and drawing against the likes of Crystal Palace and Burnley.

While that record could persuade owners of Nicolas Otamendi and Sergio Aguero to part company, City are likely to come back into our Wildcard plans for Gameweek 32, with a home clash against Brighton also set to be part of a double.

Prior to Gameweek 32, we will also know whether their Gameweek 35 home match with Swansea will go ahead, with the Welsh side needing to beat Sheffield Wednesday and the winners of Spurs vs Rochdale to force a blank.

On the upside, a lack of FA Cup duties lessens the likelihood of short-term rotation, as does their 4-0 first leg Champions League win over FC Basel – the second leg takes place three days after their match with Chelsea and five before the trip to Stoke.

Arguably, with Gabriel Jesus on the cusp of a first-team return, Kevin De Bruyne could be the safest bet for those Wildcarding post-Gameweek 31.

However, City’s progress in Europe and their quest for the title could impact heavily on Guardiola’s teamsheets later in the season.

They need just six wins – or 18 points – from their remaining 11 matches to clinch the crown. Do so early, and there’s a fear that he could manage the minutes of his big guns if City are still involved in the latter stages of the Champions League.

Chelsea (mun mci CRY blank)
Similar to City, Chelsea have just one kind match – at home to Palace – in the next four Gameweeks.

Antonio Conte’s side will be emboldened by the home draw with Barcelona but their potential for Fantasy returns is surely restricted by back-to-back trips to Old Trafford and the Etihad.

However, form and confidence is clearly on the rise, while last season’s win away to City serves a reminder of their big-match potential.

Regardless, the Marcos Alonso exodus has picked up pace this week, while Conte’s decision to employ a “false 9” system against the La Liga leaders may be enough for Eden Hazard’s owners to also jump ship.

Indeed, with the reverse trip to Spain just four days after their encounter with the Eagles, the Blues boss may even be tempted to freshen up his XI against Roy Hodgson’s men.

With only four points separating the four teams below Man City, Chelsea remain firmly ensconced in the battle to qualify for next season’s Champions League.

As such, their schedule from Gameweek 32 onwards indicates that Hazard and Alonso could yet have a part to play in our seasons, with the Blues set to offer two doubles (and a blank Gameweek 35) if they defeat Leicester in the FA Cup.

Man United (CHE cry LIV blank)
The Red Devils are another team with just one decent favourable match-up, when they travel to Selhurst Park in Gameweek 29.

Aside from that, United are braced for visits from Chelsea and Liverpool before then facing a blank in Gameweek 31.

However, just like Chelsea, that kind encounter with the Eagles could also be the most prone to rotation.

Looking at the schedule, United host Liverpool in Gameweek 30 on March 10 and then entertain Sevilla just three days later. You’d expect Jose Mourinho to field full-strength teams for those fixtures, while he’ll also want to get past Brighton in the FA Cup – that is four days after Sevilla.

With that in mind, he could utilise his squad to an extent for the trip to Selhurst Park, which is five days before the visit of Jurgen Klopp’s men.

Certainly, Mourinho’s tendency to court caution against rivals could bring further clean sheets for owners of David De Gea, but those holding Phil Jones and the likes of Alexis Sanchez or Jesse Lingard will surely be tempted to look elsewhere.

A cup win over Brighton will ensure United have two doubles (with a trip to West Ham also to factor in) as well as a blank Gameweek 35.

Yet unless they show signs of improvement in the final third, those eyeing up a Gameweek 32 Wildcard will likely be limiting their interest to the Spanish stopper.

Crystal Palace (TOT MUN che hud)
Roy Hodgson’s men face a dire next three matches against three of the top five before making their way to Huddersfield in Gameweek 31.

Fantasy managers overlooking the Free Hit Chip in Gameweek 31 who plan to Wildcard in Gameweek 32 would be best leaving their Eagles trades until just before Gameweek 31. Wilfried Zaha could come into contention – if fit – by that point.

Although Palace’s schedule improves significantly in Gameweek 33, they won’t have a double Gameweek to follow. Given that they essentially will play six times from Gameweek 33 onwards at a time when many others will be set for two doubles, Hodgson’s regulars will struggle to impact on our plans.

Long-term

West Ham – (liv swa BUR blank SOT che STK ars MCI)

The Hammers’ schedule, both pre and post-Gameweek 31, hardly looks conducive to investment.

David Moyes’ men will have a double Gameweek in either 34 or 37, with a home clash against Man United still to be re-scheduled.

Essentially, then, that means they will face six of the current top nine teams over their final eight league matches.

Despite a favourable Gameweek 35 clash at home to Stoke, the fixtures on either side significantly dent the appeal of Marko Arnautovic and co for those looking to load up on double Gameweek assets in their Gameweek 32 Wildcard.

Similarly, those without Wildcards may look to target teams with more favourable schedules.

Southampton – (bur STK new blank whu are CHE lei)

Like West Ham, the Saints’ appeal arguably looks limited regardless of whether you have a Wildcard in hand or not.

Mauricio Pellegrino’s men have just four home matches remaining – and two of them are against Chelsea and Man City.

For those Wildcarding in Gameweek 32, Southampton’s current list of opponents from Gameweek 33 onwards – which hands them ties against six teams that are all in the top half of the table – could deter most from considering their assets.

They have a blank in Gameweek 31 and could also blank in Gameweek 35, should they progress to the FA Cup semi-finals. Their only double to date will involve a yet-to-be rescheduled trip to Swansea.

Stoke City – (lei sot MCI EVE ars TOT whu BUR liv)
Set to feature in both Gameweek 31 and 35, Paul Lambert’s side will, therefore, do without a double Gameweek further down the line.

Given that seven of their next nine matches are against top-half teams, investment could be a risky business, particularly over the long haul.

That really raises the flag for loading up on the likes of Xherdan Shaqiri ahead of Gameweek 31 – particularly if you don’t have the Wildcard.

Those set to Wildcard in Gameweek 32 may limit their interest to short-term at best, then, before parting company over the final run-in.

927 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Rushford
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Salah is my only Liverpool asset, and I want 3 Liverpool players ahead of GW31.

    Thinking of taking a hit this week, but not sure which Liverpool triple I want to end up with.

    a) Pogba, Alonso -> Mahrez, VVD (will end up with Firmino, Salah, VVD)
    b) Pogba, Alonso -> Mane, Maguire (will end up with Salah, Mane, Firmino)
    c) Pogba, Alonso -> Mane, VVD (Will end up with Salah, Mane, VVD)
    d) Pogba, Jones -> Mane, Robertson( Will end up with Salah, Mane, Robertson)

    Thoughts?

    1. Home Late From Age
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Salah, Firmino an VvD is the template. Mane instead of VvD if need to differentiate.

      My choice from above is A

    2. Eddie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      All good moves. I'm holding on to Jones as hoping he regains he place and I'll lose cash on him if I want him back. The dangers of dropping Alonso are self-evident, but you'll be able to get him back on WC for probably cheaper after 31.

    3. The Left Duke #3
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      IMO get in Firmino and VVD to go along with Salah...anyway possible

      1. The Left Duke #3
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        So A would be my choice 🙂

  2. Home Late From Age
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Need to sell one of them to free up some cash. Who should be removed first:

    a. Alonso
    b. Otamendi
    c. Son

    Your opinion is much appreciated.

    1. Eddie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      B. imho

      1. Home Late From Age
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        cheers!

    2. VFORVANDETA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      B

    3. The Left Duke #3
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      B

    4. Bushman
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      B

    5. Home Late From Age
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Thanks all

  3. barracuda
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    A- Wally
    B- Deulofeu

    .

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Gotta be Wally.

    2. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Wally for his proven eye for goal.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Well you would say that. Wait hang on.

        1. Deulofail
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          My alter ego's name is Walcock-up

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            No good? How about Walcocked-up? Walcocktt-up? What a Wally? Theolofail? On my own...

            1. Limbo
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 1 month ago

              Haha

        2. Robe Wan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Lol

    3. The Left Duke #3
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      A

    4. barracuda
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Not worried about Everton's appealing record?

      1. Now I'm Panicking
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        appealing or appalling?

        1. barracuda
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Typo. Sorry, appaling

          1. barracuda
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            l :mrgreen:

      2. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        I would be. Their record is absolutely terribly brilliant!

  4. VFORVANDETA
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Gtg? 1ft 1.2itb

    DDG

    Azpi Mee Davies

    Salah© Sterling Shaqiri Walcott Mahrez

    Kane Firmino

    Elliot Ayew Chilwell Long

    1. arndff_
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      g2g

    2. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Yep. Save it!

    3. Home Late From Age
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      yes, looks good. save

  5. The Left Duke #3
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    2 FT 0.1m ITB

    Hennessy Speroni
    Alonso Otamendi Mee Gomez Daniels
    Salah Sterling Walcott Lingard B.Silva
    Kane Firmino Wilson

    Speroni & B.Silva -->> Schemichael & Delafeou?? Thoughts??

    1. Home Late From Age
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Yes, if Deulofeu is a choice for the blank GW

    2. Home Late From Age
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Shaqiri can be other option instead of Deulofeu

    3. QuintonFortune25
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Can you afford this: Hennessy, Gomez and B.Silva to Karius, Bauer and Walcott? Would give you a third nailed Liverpool player and two good assets for GW31.

  6. Ozist
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Pope
    Azpi Ota Fernandez
    pogba walcott Sterling Salah
    Murray Kane Firmino

    Elliot | Jones McArthur Mbemba

    1FT, 1.6 ITB
    planning on to do
    A) Pogba -> Mahrez
    B) Jones -> Bavies

    which one to do first

  7. CRO KLOPP
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Son owners,what are you doing with him?want to sell him for mahrez for free,but with spurs fixtures it could backfire

    1. Tone E
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      I just sold Son for Mahrez. Reason being I expect Mahrez to outscore Son during the next 3 gameweeks.

      1. CRO KLOPP
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers mate, think I will do that

    2. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      I'd do that move, I think that Son has become too much of a rotation risk and Mahrez has great fixtures too

      1. CRO KLOPP
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Yes,and Eriksen has CL and cup replay,and Davies and Kane share set pieces with him.thanks

    3. Yozzer
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Keeping. He's been on fire all season. Played well in the games he's blanked and was only dropped because lamela has played Italian teams before . Your taking a risk dropping him.before palace and Hudds but best of luck

      1. CRO KLOPP
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Haven't decided yes,thank you mate

  8. dbeck
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Help appreciated

    DDG
    VVD Alonso Dunk
    Sterling Sanchez Salah Son
    Wilson Niasse Kane

    Subs: Elliot, Allen, Kenny, Obgonna

    2ft 0.1itb. All chips and will WC in GW32

    A) Sanchez and Son to Mahrez and Mane
    B) Sanchez and Niasse to Walcott and Firmino
    C) Sanchez and Allen to Walcott and Mane
    D) Something else

    1. HNI
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Just replace sanchez with wally

      1. dbeck
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        if i do that is seems stupid not to do Niase to Firmino for free?

    2. TAB
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      b

      1. dbeck
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        cheers TAB that what i'm leaning towards

  9. Lignja
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    a. Mariapa and Mahrez
    b. Dawson and Mkhy

  10. Scratch
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Worth doing Aguero -> Kane -4?

    If not this week I will take a -4 next week for the same transfer

    1. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      If you're going to take a -4 anyway I'd do it now

    2. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      I think so. I am considering it, too. Leaning that way, 80-20. It's a bet this week that Kane scores 1 more goal than Kun. I think that is probable.

  11. Deulofail
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Play Hennessey for his duff fixtures or buy Fabianski (for Speroni)?

    If I keep Hennessey I would save the FT or buy Trippier and bench Alonso

    1. barracuda
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Keep Hen for saves and 31

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        I would keep Hennessey in both scenarios...

        1. Deulofail
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Sorry, I worded the last sentence poorly. I meant if I keep Hennessey [in my starting XI instead of benching him].

    2. Udo
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Alonso will be a 15pointer, don't bench him. Has an easy fixture really!

    3. barracuda
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Save mate

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers. You really think Hennessey (TOT, MUN, che) will score similarly to Fabianski (bri, WHA, hud)?

        1. barracuda
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Maybe not but he could match him till GW31 with a game in hand.

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            I'm real confused haha. He could match him over the next three or not?

            GW31 doesn't matter. I will play Hennessey in GW31 regardless of whether I buy Fabianski for these 3 GWs or not 🙂

            1. barracuda
              • 7 Years
              6 years, 1 month ago

              Long term combo should be Fab Hen.Sorry I haven't noticed Pepperoni in brackets 🙂 I would purchase Fab.

              1. Deulofail
                • 8 Years
                6 years, 1 month ago

                Haha thank you! We got there in the end 😀

  12. panda07
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    GTG?

    Pickford
    VVD Jones Otamendi
    Salah Sterling Eriksen Walcott
    Kane Firmino Wilson

    Pereira Shaqiri Tarkowski Mariappa.

    1. WVA
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Any transfers? Jones is out

      1. Tone E
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        You mean, he's confirmed out for this gameweek?

      2. panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Unfortunately not, I've already taken a hit. I'm not sure if he's definitely out though

        1. Tone E
          • 6 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, thought so. I'm tempted for Jones > Davies for a hit

    2. Tone E
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Solid team

  13. the snazzy viking
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    G2G or sell one of Alonso/Jones to get VVD? (for free)

    Bought Alonso at 7.3, bought Jones at 5.4

    Adrian
    Alonso Hegazi Duffy
    Salah Sterling Walcott Shaq
    Kane Firmino Vardy
    BENCH: Elliot / Jones* / Kenny / McArth

    cheers 🙂

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      0.3 itb

    2. Legomané
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      You can wait for Jones news at least..may cost you a 0.1 vvd rise that's all

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        and I'm going to bench him this week too so yeah he shouldn't be a problem for now - I can sell next week or at the BGW itself

  14. Legomané
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Thoughts much appreciated as always:

    A. Jones Son Eriksen Firmino (Chilwell) (-4)
    B. Alonso Chilwell Eriksen Firmino (RLC) (-4)
    C. Jones Chilwell Eriksen Aguero (RLC)
    D. Alonso Chilwell Son Aguero (RLC) (save FT)
    E. Jones Chilwell Son Aguero (RLC) (save FT)

    Pope
    VVD ____ Duffy
    Salah Sterling ____ ____
    Kane ____ Wilson

    (Elliot Milivojevic Ogbonna ____ )

    1. Legomané
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      A contains possibly the greatest hit of all time...RLC>Eriksen 😯

    2. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      D definitely

  15. Tone E
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Jones > Davies worth it for -4?

    1. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      If Jones is out and you've got no other playing defender then yes, otherwise probably not

    2. Ibracadabra
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      I am considering Jones -> VVD for a -4 if he is confirmed out. My other playing defenders are Jonjoe Kenny at Watford (should get the start with Coleman injured) or Ogbonna against Liverpool.

      I would make the move if Jones is ruled out as VVD could get me a few price rises over the next 4 weeks plus gives me a BGW31 player.

  16. Hart-ake
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    I've come to the conclusion that without the WC, GW31 is probably the best time to play the FHC, for the following reasons:

    (1) I can invest in better players over the next three (e.g. Spurs, Leicester players rather than Stoke, Watford)

    (2) I can start to bring in DGW players well in advance, instead of only from GW32

    (3) GW35 can be sorted out with perhaps a hit, considering that you can bench 3 of those not playing. Obviously, this depends how many players from blank teams you have, but I estimate around 4-5 now that Man City are no longer blanking.

  17. InvertedWinger
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Sorry posted at the wrong place

    For the next 3 only:
    A) Mahrez
    B) Eriksen
    C) Mane

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      And I replied in that wrong place...

      I would do A or B, and then lean towards A because you have an extra 0.6 over Eriksen. I own both, but not C.

      1. InvertedWinger
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers mate!

    2. Speédy
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Eriksen imo

    3. CRO KLOPP
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      A

  18. Old Gregg
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Wally v Siggy
    Mahrez v Eriksen

    c

    1. Tone E
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Wally and Mahrez for me

  19. Speédy
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Hazard - Eriksen,Bilva - Mahrez,Quaner - Wilson (-8)
    A)Yay
    B)Nay

    1. Oven Glover
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Big B

      1. Oven Glover
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        After reading it again I’d be tempted tbh. Didn’t get it the first time reading it.

        1. Speédy
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Hazard the only good option leaving,but Eriksen could outscore him with those fixtures for both. And Mahrez and Wilson come in for two non starting players.

          1. Oven Glover
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah, I’m reluctant to let him go myself. Looks to be in great form so I’m keeping even if the fixtures look bad.

  20. IAWC ( It's a Wonderfu…
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Which is the ideal time to bring Wally and for whom(midfield of Sterling mahrez Salah shaq)
    Is it gw30 or gw31??

    1. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      now

    2. CRO KLOPP
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      31 for mahrez

      1. IAWC ( It's a Wonderfu…
        • 6 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        But their gw 30 fixture is brighton(h)?

        1. CRO KLOPP
          • 6 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Who will you sell in 30?

          1. IAWC ( It's a Wonderfu…
            • 6 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            Sterling perhaps?

            1. CRO KLOPP
              • 6 Years
              6 years, 1 month ago

              Ha has Stoke,I wouldn't,only if he is rotation risk then,and you could lose value, Don't know your purchase price

              1. IAWC ( It's a Wonderfu…
                • 6 Years
                6 years, 1 month ago

                Got him very late 8.7

                1. CRO KLOPP
                  • 6 Years
                  6 years, 1 month ago

                  I would keep for Stoke,but it's your team

      2. barracuda
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Madness, why in 31? Mahrez keeper

        1. CRO KLOPP
          • 6 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Why not in 31,I will sell him for siggy? WC in 32

          1. barracuda
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            Oh, that makes sense. Sorry

  21. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    So I was in Gerry's wine and spirit shop a minute ago picking up a bottle.
    I haven't been in for years and it was good to be back. I walked in and they all said hell. Then they grabbed a box from under the counter and offered me a slice of pizza because they couldn't eat any more of their lunch, I had one.
    Then one of the guys 'hey, Rupert is it?' I hadn't seen this guy in about 8 years and we got to chatting, he used to be fairly big in the restaurant industry. I tell him all about the match on Saturday and he loves the idea. Pulls out £10 from his pocket and donates to the charity straight off. I assumed he worked there but turns out he doesn't. He's off work as he ruptured his achilles playing football, not a great sign as I haven't played in years and am about to.
    He then tells the staff about the match and they give 20% off the Absinthe. They give more pizza and I'm still in the shop 2 hours later.
    Then Stephen Mangan walks in. "Hey guys" "oh hey Steve".
    Then he turns to me, "Rupert isn't it?" My mind is beginning to struggle with all this. Apparently he met me at one of my sisters parties a few years ago and somehow remembers my name.
    A seriously eventful trip to the shops.

    1. barracuda
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      So how much did you pay for the bottle Horsey?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        £40. Worth it though.

        1. barracuda
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          I drunk it once and I was mad for 2 days..Crazy stuff, maybe it was cheaper but still. Enjoy the event mate, don't rupture horse's achilles, you know what they do with them afterwords 😉

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            Haha.

    2. Rhinos
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      and then you woke up

    3. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      The horseman cometh, and is known.

    4. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Good use of the charity aspect to disguise what is essentially one of the most nobbish posts I've ever read on here.
      Bravo.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry you feel that way. For me it was a really bizarre experience but great way to spend an afternoon.

    5. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Can't believe Gerrys is still going. I used to run oddbins stores in London and they were the go to store for any obscure spirit we didn't have.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah love that place. Vintage House is another.

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Do you remember Jack Milroy's? And his brother, Wallace, who went off to Japan, iirc?

          1. Boris Bodega
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            Still going apparently!

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              6 years, 1 month ago

              Well, yes, but Jack's not there. 🙂

        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          - and you would know Malcolm, therefore? 😀

    6. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Why is Stephen shortened to Steve? Isn't Steve short for Steven so stephe should be for Stephen.
      It's the same with michael, it should be miche not mike.
      Cause microphone is mic

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        Nope 🙂

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          Which is shortened to no
          So that works

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 1 month ago

        - because "Stephe" is pronounced to rhyme with "Jeff", as in Estephe, in Bordeaux.

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 1 month ago

          So Stephen should really be pronounced jeffen

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 1 month ago

            No, because the morpheme "en" lengthens the previous syllable, in English. In other languages, it would be Stephane, so yes. Steffan.

            1. Deulofail
              • 8 Years
              6 years, 1 month ago

              en in Stephen isn't a morpheme. And you just made up a rule 🙂

              A particularly ironic counter example would be 'lengthen'. Length is pronounced the same with or without the en, and in any case, the vowel is short.

              1. Deulofail
                • 8 Years
                6 years, 1 month ago

                (Also John Terrys Dog is just messing around haha)

              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                6 years, 1 month ago

                What is it, then? And no, I did not. I did Morphology as part of my Linguistics degree, many years ago.

                1. Deulofail
                  • 8 Years
                  6 years, 1 month ago

                  I could be mistaken, but I believe the only morpheme in Stephen is Stephen.

                  Morphology isn't the study of the rules of phonological realisation, that's phonotactics. But I'd be happy to hear examples of the lengthening rule, because I'm more into psycholinguistics and phonetics myself.

    7. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Honestly thought this was reading like a joke
      So horse walks into a bar

  22. FF Dirtbag
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Really Considering the following hit:
    Jones and Lingard -> Davies and Shaqiri (-4)

    What do you think? 1FT and 0.3 in the bank.

    Current team:
    Courtois Elliot
    Alonso Jones Duffy Kenny Masuaku*
    Salah Sterling Walcott Lingard Loftus-Cheek*
    Kane Aguero J.Ajew

    1. Sterling Chap
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Doesn't seem worth it. Reckon you could even save the FT

  23. Tmel
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    DDG
    Ota Robertson Chilwell 
    Sterling Salah Shaq Walcott 
    Kun Kane Wilson
    (Elliot Kenny Ogbonna RLC)

    1FT & 2.0ITB - FT in GW31 so don't need to worry about building for that 

    a) Ota > Bavies/Vert
    b) RLC & Kun > Eriksen & Vardy (-4) - bench Shaq
    c) RLC & Kun > Mahrez & Firm (-4) - bench Shaq

  24. Athletic Nasherbo
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Should I take a hit to get rid of Speroni?

    1. Greek Freak
      • 8 Years
      1 year, 11 months ago

      I think it's about time, yes.

  25. TAB
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Bench One

    Alonso
    Otamendi
    Jones
    VVD

    Thanks.

    1. Sterling Chap
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Jones

    2. Qaiss
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      otamendi

  26. Spokey
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Who are the best Spurs assets? Kane is obvious. Who are the other 2 players we should get?

    1. CRO KLOPP
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Alli if you are chasing, Eriksen for safety

    2. FF Dirtbag
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Bavies

    3. QuintonFortune25
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Erikson and B.Davies are next best two

    4. Spokey
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      How much rotation do we expect from Rose if we go Bavies? Worst thing with Bavies is that he can get a few 1 min subs.

  27. LOS ROJOS
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Chilwell playing time this GW?
    Played 61 last GW.. Any news?

  28. beetlejuice
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Bench one pls
    A-) Alonso (vs MUN)
    B-) Otamendi (vs ARS)
    C-) Mee (vs SOU)

    Thanks.

    1. CRO KLOPP
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      Out of that 3 OTA

    2. Sterling Chap
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 1 month ago

      B or C

  29. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Hazard to Mahrez?

  30. willl
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 1 month ago

    Play Shaqiri or Daniels