634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/714752/event-history/38/

    That one red arrow in my cash H2H trolling me 🙁

  2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    wow 3rd and 4th went for lukaku captain, and 1st and 2nd don't have him...its all on lukaka!

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      It is for me too. Don't have him but my rival's H2H does. If he scores, I will scream.

    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      They shouldn't worry, he always delivers when I captained him...

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No guts, no glory. May as well finish 20th or win.

      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Very true TM. 🙁

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Next season grasshopper. 🙂

          1. Evs
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            • 16 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks Obi Wan 🙂

  3. Big Bad Barry
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    This will be insanely close.....

    Me
    Shez,Zab,Cahill,Sterling,Yaya,Ade

    Him
    Mannone,Demi,Ivan,Collback,Ramsey,Aguero.

    1pt in it!!!

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You should win, but we never know.

  4. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone up for a quiz?

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Go 'ed.

  5. Don Andres
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Rival. Speroni, azpi, ward, coleman, silva, gerrard, dzeco

    Vs

    Me. Mannone, ivan, bardsley, zaba, mata, eriksen, aguero + 1 point

    Who's winning? A Sunderland clean sheet and Fulham goal would be massive for me!

    1. Vamos Sergios
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Rival

  6. RabMac
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I think if you were chasing 1st spot you knew that your opponent would have Suarez captain and it turned out to be so.

    I have gone for Yaya captain :S

  7. Atwood
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I should probably know this by now but when do hits take affect? When are they subtracted from your total score?

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      When scores update at the end of the first day of a GW.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Final update this week.

    3. Atwood
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Cheers fellas

  8. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone else thinking of taking the World Cup off and just enjoying the games?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Not playing here.

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Lineup times could be off putting as well assuming there's a daily deadline for subs/captain changes.

    2. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Very much so.

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      We may think it but you know we will all be playing

    4. Atwood
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No way, I love international FF.

    5. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yup.

    6. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No chance.

    7. Solenya
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      After how 2010 panned out I'd rather not take that risk. Plus I think the fantasy games, though they do introduce biases, make things more interesting.

    8. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah, but I'll probably end up playing the fantasy game anyway.

    9. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yep

  9. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    No.2 in the world to win Fpl imo

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      agree

    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Luke Weston?

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I hope so 😉

    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'm sticking my neck out and going with no. 1

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        😀

    5. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Not me then?

    6. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      his front 7 is ridiculously strong

    7. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Haven't looked at the top of the table all season

      It would just make me contemplate how shit I am at FPL

    8. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      World no 2 made a mistake captaining Suarez. Should have captained Sturridge

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Agree.

      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Not really. Suarez loves Colo. And #2 is still in touching distance.

    9. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yep. I agree.

      His team value is mental btw.

    10. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Don't rule out the world 91,216th

  10. CABAYE4
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ade x2, Nasri and Hazard v Suarez, Sturridge, Gerrard, Yaya and 23 points!

    Lets just say I'm not confident on this one! C'mon the Toon!

  11. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    if weston pulls this off him and evs need to do a little music video about lukaku

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      😆

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *lukakaaa 😉

    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I had to stop reading at "if weston pulls this off" out of fear 😯

    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      The Evs Lukaka rap.

    5. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Can I sing it under my RVP duvet AB ?

      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        hide under the duvet then come out for the chorus.
        on a serious note i actually preferred the word combo to lukaku

        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          You've lost me ....

  12. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    OH WOW ONLY 3 HOURS TO KICKOFF

  13. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    'A turtle only makes progress when it sticks it's neck out'

    'Slow and steady wins the race'

    FPL in a nutshell...

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      full of paradoxes

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I know. Don't know why I posted it. I'm just so pumped!

  14. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Got a feeling Luke Weston's need to take hits may have come back to bite him...

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      they have helped him get to where he is though

      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Agree. But he's hit his team out of the race to win it....

        Mata -> Arnatovic seems unnecessary

    2. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      We all like him. I'm sure that's what really matters to him. The guy top overall, 'Captain Suarez', captains Suarez. Yawn. Weston brings in Silva & Lukaku. People's Champion 😛

      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Not Silva, Arnie.

  15. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    £10 accum.

    Chelsea Everton Arse Spurs Palace

    Returns roughly £170 depending on who you bet with. Thank me later 🙂

  16. d1sable
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    11 years, 7 months ago

    My two punts for this week: Remy and Deulofeu

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Wow. That'll be music to a dullards ears (Jonty)

      1. d1sable
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        11 years, 7 months ago

        You miss understand. I havent gone with them I just fancy them :p

        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Bl**dy hell man 😆

          In which case my 2 punts are...

          Bony & Lukaka

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Remy and Vermaelen here

    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      looked at deulofeu. was just too scared to see osman/naismith etc starting instead. great punt if he starts

    4. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Puncheon for me.

    5. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Mata, Ramsey & Aguero here!

  17. meerlight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ha! the guy who's behind me in 2nd (22 points behind) in the works mini-league has brought in giroud and captained him. I'm no sure how to take that as a norwich supporter :/ But I do knw he's going down.

    1. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      small world. in my public h-h final, he's brought in giroud as well...

  18. Zinedine Kilbane
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sung to the tune of ‘Who the f### is Alice;’

    24 years, just waiting for the chance,
    To win the league title, never got a second glance,
    24 years and you f###ed it all up at Palace,
    Palace – who the f### are Palace . . .

    1. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Haha that's awesome

  19. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Grand Prix , French 2000 Guineas , giro d'italia , Prem

    Will get square eyes 🙂

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I have no idea what that means so I'm guessing it's cricket related?

      1. Bun Rab
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Car Racing, Horse Racing & Bike Racing.

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Ah 🙂

  20. Ronny Hotdog
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Captain Sterling to make up points in my ML. Goddam I'm nervous

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sturridge here. Was him or Hazard.

  21. Grumpy Camel
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I'm a chance, that's all I needed

    Me

    Mannone
    Alonso azpil demi
    Mata yaya eriksen ramsey
    Lukaku aguero

    Him (+13 points)
    Howard
    Baines vidic ward
    Nasri sterling oscar
    Suarez studge dzeko

    It's in the hands of the FPL gods now.

    1. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      How are your teams so different? That's mental!

    2. Theseus
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Wow quite a few differentials! Very difficult to predict..

    3. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Who did you both captain?

      1. Grumpy Camel
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Me yaya
        Him Suarez

        I only put in the differentials and we have each of them

        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          I also captained Yaya 😀

          Definitely in with a shout of catching him mate so wish you the best of luck. 😉

  22. Theseus
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Me:
    Mannone
    Cahill,Coleman
    Mata,Nasri and 20 pts

    Him:
    Begovic
    Azpi,Zabaleta
    Lallana,Sterling

    Who will win guys?

    1. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You'd be very unlucky not to win.

    2. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You, easily

  23. RabMac
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Hands up if you had the cojones to not captain Suarez today. \o/

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I don't even own him 😉

      1. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        You go for RVP captain today mate?

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Azzzzzzzarrrrrr

          1. RabMac
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            I really wanted him in my team but in the end I played it safe and went for Gerrard.

        2. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Hazard(C) RVP(vc)

          1. RabMac
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Potential for a big score there against Cardiff.

            Good luck mate and hope it pays off for you. 😀

            1. Piggs Boson
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Cheers, good luck to you too!

              1. RabMac
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 7 months ago

                Squeaky bum time now for the teams sheets. :S

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      /O\

      1. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Your hands are probably a better indication. 😆

    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      did it out of necessity as trying to catch a lead - not comfortable about it

      1. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Same here mate. How many points you chasing?

    4. Vamos Sergios
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yep

  24. Vamos Sergios
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Come on Dzeko!

  25. Dre
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Team 1:- Mannone Flanagan Baines Ivanovic Silva Ramsey Eriksen Aguero
    Team 2:- Adrian Cahill Mert Azpi Gerrard Nasri Borini Dzeko

    Where would your money be to win £100

    1. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      1

    2. Vamos Sergios
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      2

  26. Qubit
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    1 punt on Schurrle and 1 relatively safe Sterling for more Liverpool exposure.

  27. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Is Evs the one on the Scoutcast that looks like Voldemort?

    😆

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Oi. Cheeky !!!

      Yes 😆

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'd start running now 🙂

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        He better be quick, I'm fast... 😉

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Expelliarmus 😉

  28. 50pipsDaily
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Goodluck guys!

  29. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    So whom did you captain this week

    I went for the predictable one

    Suarez

  30. Jan Koller
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Do not drink and drive. Do not drink and captain yaya.