634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Is anyone going to play the quiz if I start one? 😉

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I will

      *loads up google*

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        isn't of much help nowadays

  2. KLOPPTOMANIA
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    11 years, 7 months ago

    Him (leading by 2pts!!)

    Howard
    Coleman, vidic, Zabaleta, Fonte
    Eriksen, Llalana, yaya[c]
    Suarez, lukaku, Dzeko

    Me

    Szczesny
    Ward, Zabaleta, Ivan
    Ramsey, Mata, Eriksen, Yaya,
    Sturridge, Suarez[c], Dzeko

    Verdict?

    1. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      His bench amalfitano, mine barkley

    2. supperspout
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      you due to the C.

  3. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    So 22 and 30 points in the lead of 2nd 3rd, but rivals have taken -4 and -8 respectively, so now 26 and 38 points ahead. If Mata and Ramsey do anything I should be ok right?
    Here are the lineups:

    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45786544/Screen%20Shot%202014-05-11%20at%2012.10.02.png

  4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Who has the highest rank here?

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Tom Fenley.

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Balotellitubbies

      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
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        actually him yeah

      2. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Is he still fourth?

        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          fell to 7th, the loser

          1. RabMac
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Indeed, what a loser. 😛

            We were both 4th at the same time but I kicked on into 2nd.

    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      mr geezers

    4. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
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      Me!

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Admiral!

    5. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      What's their rank? I'm at 995... (Hoping to keep to the top 1k)

  5. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    120 points ahead in ML. Will have some fun and Captain Sturridge in the last match. Hows this look

    Mannone
    Zab, Coleman, Evra
    Eriksen,yaya,Sterling,Hazard
    Sturridge(C), Suarez, Dzeko

    Subs RAmsey, Alonso, John

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      WHAT?! Foolish.... Watch as your 120pt lead evaporates over the course of the two hours... With hat-tricks from Ward, AJ and Yeboah cost you dear.....

      Don't come crying.... 🙂

  6. JoeJitzu +42
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Who wins.....

    A. Baines Azpil Valencia Silva Gerrard Giroud

    B. Merte Cahill Ramsey Yaya Eriksen Sturridge +9pts

    1. supperspout
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      b

    2. Demelbrush
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      b. easy

  7. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    shame the world number 2 doesn't have the surname Gainchristian. we could have had a religious 1-2 the last 2 seasons

    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      🙂

  8. Jimbo123
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I'd pay £50 for a Yaya blank ........

    1. mutatedllama
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'll split that with you. £25 each. Anybody else want in?

    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      will put £25 towards that

    3. Jimbo123
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Both my ML rivals have captained him, and I'm 30 ahead

    4. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Shame you can't bet on blanks, unless you request it I guess.

  9. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Goes to pick team for next week. 😕

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *checks Diaby's price

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        😛

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You'll have to open up an excel spreadsheet to plan for the next gameweek 🙂

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah that's what I worried about 😀

      2. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Will we still be able to access player data after todays games?

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          I think so, for a little while.

          1. RabMac
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            I will need to rip it down quick then after the matches as I need it for next season.

  10. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Check out the team on No 5, Veronika Solymosi:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/22904/event-history/38/

    Flair. She gave Borini the armband last week and went up from No 9. Not going to win, but did it her way.

  11. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Getting the BBQ ready and weather is semi decent hope everyone has a decent final day of the season, come on the Hammers and bring on the World Cup.

  12. thetinkerman
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    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    My ML rival went Aguero captain over Suarez (I went Suarez and have Aguero) so now I'm going to be rooting against him scoring... strange!

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'm assuming your rival is chasing you?

      1. thetinkerman
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        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Na, I'm chasing, and I'm really confident now because that 17 point gap could easily be made up with Suarez does better than Aguero

        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          I would much prefer your captain over his. Strange decision by him to captain Aguero when he had the lead.

          1. thetinkerman
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            • 14 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            I know. He's a City fan, like me, so maybe he got romantic thinking of GW38 two weeks ago

            1. RabMac
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 7 months ago

              Sounds like it but I'm sure you're glad he did. 😉

  13. Texas Pete
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    And now the biggest decision of the week.

    Watch City or 'Pool?

    1. meerlight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      watch one on tv and stream the other?

  14. BuK II
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Wow. Chasing 18 points but I am completely uncovered. Did not expect that! Should be an exciting afternoon.

    Good luck all! 🙂

  15. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Alright lads, first question of the quiz coming up!

  16. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Gonna be so close between me and rival.

    Esbo index reckons I'll win by 1 point haha

    1. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Go on the Esbo.

  17. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Why doesn't the transfer tab work anymore?!

    1. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      it's annoying isn't it. You can no longer check the prices.

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        You can click the 'Statistics' tab for that.

    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Have you mailed FPL?

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        On it...

    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Neither does the Pick Team tab 🙁

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        The whole site is broken!

  18. Granville
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mark has gone Schurrle and Hazard in an all or nothing gamble to beat the 'no top 4' scoutcast team.

    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Go Mark.

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Did he (c) and get Sturridge - no ?

      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Nope. I just checked.

    3. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Good moves I reckon. I went with Schurrle, really fancy him to get something.

      1. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I have fancied him to do something for weeks. Bugger all though

    4. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      cue ba goals assisted by willian

  19. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    ML leader by 40 points went Sturridge instead of Lukaku. Thought he went Sturridge and brought in Lukaku. Dammit.

    Could've had a nice Sturridge (C) + Arnie instead of Lukaku( worth nothing) + Sterling

    Well here's hoping Arnie serves up a blank and sterling scores a Hattie 😀

    vent vent vent

  20. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    dont care about FPL if west ham wins. #hailmarry

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Amen 🙂

    2. Obi Wan Elokobi
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      First time I've ever seen Big Sam say he wants Liverpool to win for Stevie G my respect has gone up for him and he's prepared his team I'm hopeful but realistically can't see anything

  21. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    TFF's Quiz

    1/8

    As a player, I have been relegated from the premier league 5 times. I am?

    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Shirley Bassey

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Hreideurson

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Correct!!

    3. TorresMagic™
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      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      H H. 🙂

    4. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Roger Johnson

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        feck 🙄

    5. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Herman Hreidarson

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      This is better, it has sorting options: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/stats/elements/

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Of course.

  22. Bollard
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    So who captained Andy Carroll then? 🙂

  23. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Redknapp's Prem league eleven courtesy of The Sun.

    Lloris

    Coleman Davies Cahill Shaw

    Gerrard Yaya

    Sterling Lallana Hazard

    Suarez

    Not sure about that defence.

  24. Vardy Gras PBFC
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    The beauty of FPL.

    Today I will be mostly cheering for a Hull goal.

    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Never wanted Andy's Carroll to score an early goal more than I do today.

      1. Obi Wan Elokobi
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        90th minute 1-0 West Ham it would inevitable this website would crash.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          I'd prefer a fifth minute goal...followed by four more, even though I have three City attackers.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Same, West Ham goal also.

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      today I will be mostly eating... bourbon biscuits
      thank you

  25. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Hermann Heioarsson

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      BOLLOCKS!

  26. Somalion
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Oh bollocks I forgot to change my captaincy. Aguero (C) and Mata (VC).

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      😆

      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I have never ever f**king forgotten to do it before. Bollocks bollocks bollocks.

        1. Balotellis Bib
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          aguero hatrick, we all want one!

          1. Somalion
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            Aguero hammy within 5 minutes of the game starting. Gah I'm so f**king freaked!

  27. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Kenny - ever the optimist

    Kenneth Dalglish ‏@kennethdalglish 4 mins
    Jocky was the last LFC Captain to lift the League Trophy. Tonight is his last League appearance on MOTD. Has to be a good omen.

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      and it was in a year with a May in it! it's all coming together for the 'pool

  28. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    not necessarily an fpl point here, but will downing and carroll really have an extra motivation today? rodgers was the manager who showed no faith in either and ditched both. and it's hardly like both those 2 are liverpool lads

    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Exactly, Nolan is a Pool fan but those two were widely regarded as awful signings that needed to be out of there as quick as possible. Not sure why they'd want to win them the league...

  29. THE CHOSEN JUAN.
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sturridge is gonna go mental today !!!