Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    PREAAMBLEEEEE

  2. Solenya
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Favourite article of the week 😛

  3. Namtab Nomolos
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I'm ready. Locked in. Joint 1st in FPL.

  4. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Schmeichel, (Butland)
    Mert, Morgan, Francis (Cedric, Targett)
    Ritchie, Hendo, Haz, Ozil, (Sinclair)
    Kun, Roon, Ulloa

    Should I be happy?

    1. Ibralicious
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      With Kun in there, no chance.

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I have four of those, so no

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Four of what?

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Eh? Your players, what else could I have meant 😕

          1. Benster
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 9 months ago

            Four Kun's? Imagine that!

  5. Dom15
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Butland - Ruddy

    Kosc - Cedric - Huth - Francis - X

    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - X - X

    Rooney - Benteke - X

    A) Coates - Sterling - Bentaleb - Wilson

    B) Jenkinson/Williams (which one?) - Chadli - Ritchie - Deeney (Ritchie/Deeney to rotate)

    Cheers lads!

  6. CHANCING PUNT
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Mahrez or Tadic?

    1. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Tadic is a good punt, but you should have Mane or Pelle already, so Mahrez

  7. Ibralicious
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Cap Haz or Roo?

    1. CrouchDown
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Roo

  8. The Man Pastore
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A) Srerling Chadli

    OR

    B) Yaya Mane

    1. Ole Gunnar Kush
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      a

  9. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I thought this was going to be a resignation letter as I started reading 🙂

    1. @FPLMason
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      ME TOO!

    2. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😆

    3. Railwayman
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😀

  10. Tmel
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    For those with all three, are you captaining:

    Walcott
    Hazard
    Roon

    1. Ibralicious
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Haz, but tempted to go Roo

    2. CHANCING PUNT
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard.

    3. The Man Pastore
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Haz

    4. CC22
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard. Dreamt Rooney missed a pen and worried about Walcott's game time.

    5. Ole Gunnar Kush
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Roon

    6. Matt
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Walcott but debating Rooney

  11. The Left Duke #3
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final 3 places to br decided

    A) Hendo Wanyama Targett

    or

    B) Ibe Mahrez Cedric

  12. Tiki-Taka
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Mane or Pele? cheers guys

    1. boredjames
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Feels like there are loads of mid field options but not so many strikers. So i went pelle

      1. Tiki-Taka
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Considering a 3-5-2 though before I WC GW4, which do you think offers the most? cheers mate

    2. Hairy Potter
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I went Mane as think he's a more consistent player, but an in-form Pelle for 3-4 weeks could get a lot of points.

      1. Tiki-Taka
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Cheers mate

  13. Gregor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Looooooooooooooooooooove the Preamble.

  14. SweeSwee
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but Ozil has actually scored more goals than Wally pre season, right?

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      More assists as well.

  15. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    "Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it."

    AFFORD to spend?
    You're not doing it properly.

    Commit fully, regardless of what you can AFFORD to!!

    😉

  16. rye5098
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Nail on the head Mark.

    Good luck for the season

  17. RafaMC
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Budget Striker

    Deeney or Wilson.

    I already have Richie and Francis from Bournemouth

  18. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    One last thing.

    Sterling + Defoe,

    OR

    Ozil + Sakho?

    Have Walcott.

    1. Aarono23
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ozil and sakho

  19. The Light Knight
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Gw 1 rank prediction?

    1. HVT
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      10k

  20. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Briiliant, enjoyed reading this Mark.

  21. HVT
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    We're here!

  22. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    those playing 3-5-2 raise hand plz /o

    1. Del Griffith
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      its tempting me but nah

  23. Yaw9
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    A - Sterling + Chamberlain
    B - Walcott + Ki

  24. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Would you bench Hendo away to stoke over Sinclair away to Bournemouth?

  25. Cluckfuster
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Need a striker, priced 8m or less, just for one gameweek... Any suggestions?

    1. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ulloa for 6

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Lukaku

    3. Tiki-Taka
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Wilson / Vardy / Pelle

    4. Belsunz
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Lukaku

  26. KING KOUNDER
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Rotation spreadsheet anyone ?

    Pls.

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Lol

  27. Tinmen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Holebas or Mings guys?

  28. Del Griffith
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    wow, 200 K in last 24 hours, I wonder how many are on here right now? Hope it doesn't crash !

  29. PogChamp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Another big Columbo fan / Non Hazard owner here. Good luck.

  30. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck peeps. Still trying to pick a goalkeeper and decide between Benteke or a more expensive mid.

    1. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Good luck.
      Mid over Benteke for me

      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Actually my priority might be dropping Lukaku first...

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Schmutland

      Mid.

      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Schmutland... Schmeichel/Butland? Interesting.

        Not sure what mids though. What mids are really more promising? Someone like Sterling/Walcott?

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 9 months ago

          Chadli/Cazorla/Yaya Touré/Ramsey/Mahrez/Ki Sung-Yeung ...

      2. Cesc, Drogs & Rock and …
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Smut. Love it.